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Dumb tourists - dontcha love 'em?



 
 
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Old January 2nd 07, 10:08 PM posted to demon.local,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,rec.music.classical,ne.weather
Prai Jei
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Default Dumb tourists - dontcha love 'em?

Michael Baldwin, Bruce (or somebody else of the same name) wrote thusly in
message . com:

Is Wales closed during the winter?

Only if you insist on speaking English. Ach-y-fi!

These are just some of the bizarre questions dealt with by staff on a
daily basis at one of Britain's busiest tourist centres.

When I was in Norway recently, one of the ladies in the group I was with,
wanted to use one of the computers set up for guests' use in the hotel. She
took one glance at it then complained to the receptionist.
"This computer's not right. It's all in some funny foreign language."
"Yes madam, it's Norwegian."
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Old January 3rd 07, 05:58 AM posted to demon.local,alt.astronomy,rec.aviation.products,rec.music.classical,ne.weather
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Default Dumb tourists - dontcha love 'em?

Prai Jei wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce (or somebody else of the same name) wrote thusly in
message . com:

Is Wales closed during the winter?

Only if you insist on speaking English. Ach-y-fi!


A0L! There's nobody more closed minded than the Welsh.

These are just some of the bizarre questions dealt with by staff on a
daily basis at one of Britain's busiest tourist centres.

When I was in Norway recently, one of the ladies in the group I was with,
wanted to use one of the computers set up for guests' use in the hotel. She
took one glance at it then complained to the receptionist.
"This computer's not right. It's all in some funny foreign language."
"Yes madam, it's Norwegian."


Like she said. Some funny foreign language.

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Contains moderate language. Always read the label. Keep out of children.

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