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  #101  
Old July 5th 08, 05:45 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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Default Forged post above, Burtie strike again

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:lBgbk.12569$rH1.3899
@newsfe20.lga:





Really? Where?


You can provide some evidence of this, right?


Bertie
  #102  
Old July 5th 08, 05:46 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.2600,alt.flame
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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Default "QANTAS" = _Q_ueer _A_nd _N_ice _ T_ype [of] _A_ir _S_tewards

gregvk wrote in
.1:

Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g4ib6p$e91$2
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:g2Wak.7036$3q7.2899
@newsfe15.lga:


I don't know. But if the baby died, I'm sure you will make fun of
him anyway.



You have proof your momma died, do you?


Wouldn't *you* want to drop dead if he was your kid? I know I would.
An eternity in Hell or 50 years on Earth with that ****wit -- the
former is the more attractive option.


You make a good point.


OK Maxie, i'm sorry your mother had to go through having you.






Bertie

  #103  
Old July 5th 08, 05:47 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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Default Forged post above, Burtie strike again

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:ZAgbk.12568$rH1.248
@newsfe20.lga:





Really? Got some evidence apart from your insistent shrieking like a little
girl about it?


Anything at all?

Bertie
  #104  
Old July 5th 08, 05:48 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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Default Maxwell, what is it about him and his mommy?

Maxwell luv2^fly99@live.^com wrote in
:

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:Z3Wak.7037$3q7.2002
@newsfe15.lga:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...


You haven't proven your mother is dead, or even that you ever had
one..



Bertie



Maybe not, but you're still a liar, and still mock the deceased.





Nope.


Nice try at garnering some sympathy, though.

Well, maybe "nce try" isn't the phrase I was looking for. More like
"pathetic attempt"

Doesn't seem to be working, however.


Don't let that slow you down however! Maybe you coudl get some shades
and pretend to be blind! A little can full of pencils as well?


Don't ferget the red and white cane and teh doggie


I think hitting at his sex life is a bit below the belt, myself.



Bertie
  #105  
Old July 5th 08, 03:54 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Juan Tootreego
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Default Maxwell, what is it about him and his mommy?

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

Maxwell luv2^fly99@live.^com wrote in
:

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:Z3Wak.7037$3q7.2002
@newsfe15.lga:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...


You haven't proven your mother is dead, or even that you ever had
one..



Bertie



Maybe not, but you're still a liar, and still mock the deceased.





Nope.


Nice try at garnering some sympathy, though.

Well, maybe "nce try" isn't the phrase I was looking for. More like
"pathetic attempt"

Doesn't seem to be working, however.


Don't let that slow you down however! Maybe you coudl get some shades
and pretend to be blind! A little can full of pencils as well?


Don't ferget the red and white cane and teh doggie


I think hitting at his sex life is a bit below the belt, myself.


Maybe we should call the a.s.p.c.a.?

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
  #106  
Old July 5th 08, 04:01 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.2600,alt.flame
Juan Tootreego
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In article , gregvk
says...

Juan Tootreego wrote in
:

In article , gregvk
says...

Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g4ib6p$e91$2
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:g2Wak.7036$3q7.2899
@newsfe15.lga:


I don't know. But if the baby died, I'm sure you will make fun of
him anyway.


You have proof your momma died, do you?

Wouldn't *you* want to drop dead if he was your kid? I know I would.
An eternity in Hell or 50 years on Earth with that ****wit -- the
former is the more attractive option.


There would've been a much better option for her (and for all of us):

A burlap bag
40 pounds of rocks
60 feet of water


"Let's go fishing, Maxie!"

"What are all those rocks for, mom?"

"Uh... Bait. Fish eat rocks."

"They do? ...Yay! Fishing!"


Splash!

But then, she was prolly no smarter than he is.


Probably. Dumbass parents tend to produce dumbass children.


If you look at today's educational system, its hard not to come to the
conclusion that the trend is downwards.

Entropy rulez!!!1!

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
  #107  
Old July 5th 08, 04:02 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
Juan Tootreego
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Default Forged post above, Burtie strike again

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:lBgbk.12569$rH1.3899
@newsfe20.lga:





Really? Where?


You can provide some evidence of this, right?


Like the last forty times he made the same k'lame?

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
  #108  
Old July 5th 08, 05:14 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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Default Maxwell, what is it about him and his mommy?

Juan Tootreego wrote in
:

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

Maxwell luv2^fly99@live.^com wrote in
:

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:Z3Wak.7037$3q7.2002
@newsfe15.lga:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...


You haven't proven your mother is dead, or even that you ever

had
one..



Bertie



Maybe not, but you're still a liar, and still mock the deceased.





Nope.


Nice try at garnering some sympathy, though.

Well, maybe "nce try" isn't the phrase I was looking for. More

like
"pathetic attempt"

Doesn't seem to be working, however.


Don't let that slow you down however! Maybe you coudl get some

shades
and pretend to be blind! A little can full of pencils as well?

Don't ferget the red and white cane and teh doggie


I think hitting at his sex life is a bit below the belt, myself.


Maybe we should call the a.s.p.c.a.?


The pomeranian would thank us.

Bertie
  #109  
Old July 5th 08, 05:15 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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Posts: 3,735
Default Forged post above, Burtie strike again

Juan Tootreego wrote in
:

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:lBgbk.12569$rH1.3899
@newsfe20.lga:





Really? Where?


You can provide some evidence of this, right?


Like the last forty times he made the same k'lame?


Only forty? Surely more?


Bertie
  #110  
Old July 5th 08, 05:41 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Juan Tootreego
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Posts: 27
Default Maxwell, what is it about him and his mommy?

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

Juan Tootreego wrote in
:

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

Maxwell luv2^fly99@live.^com wrote in
:

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:Z3Wak.7037$3q7.2002
@newsfe15.lga:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...


You haven't proven your mother is dead, or even that you ever

had
one..



Bertie



Maybe not, but you're still a liar, and still mock the deceased.





Nope.


Nice try at garnering some sympathy, though.

Well, maybe "nce try" isn't the phrase I was looking for. More

like
"pathetic attempt"

Doesn't seem to be working, however.


Don't let that slow you down however! Maybe you coudl get some

shades
and pretend to be blind! A little can full of pencils as well?

Don't ferget the red and white cane and teh doggie


I think hitting at his sex life is a bit below the belt, myself.


Maybe we should call the a.s.p.c.a.?


The pomeranian would thank us.


That's not a doggie, that's an animated dust mop.

Maxine must be even kinkier than I thought.

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
 




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