Airbus 380 cockpit

D Ramapriya wrote in news:70975455-bef6-4a55-8a1c-
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On Jan 30, 1:41 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

The second of the emergency exits, I reckon. Should the floor exit
(behind the skip's seat) not be usable for some reason, the side
window panel can be opened to the outside using the handle you
mention, it looks like.

There's another hatch just forward of
the nosewheel with a ladder you can exit the airplane from


Agree.


Whew!

I passed.

Bertie

On Jan 30, 3:36*am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe" The Sea Hawk At Wow Way D0t C0m wrote innews:kc2dnZFYIYCqdALanZ2dnUVZ_quhnZ2d@wideopenwe st.com:

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More cupholders than my minivan...

What are the handles outboard of the sticks?

They're the tillers ( if you mean the ones with the curve on top)
The ones on the windows unlatch the windows and then slide them back. So
you can lean out and shout at the ramp agent to hurry the hell up you want
to go home.

Bertie

I thought it was so you could tip the guy with the dirty rag who runs
up and cleans the windows for you even if you don't want him to...
wait, that only happens in California.

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On Jan 30, 3:36*am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe" The Sea Hawk At Wow Way D0t C0m wrote
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"gatt" wrote in message
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Sorry if this has been posted recently. * *The controls at the
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http://www.gillesvidal.com/blogpano/cockpit1.htm

More cupholders than my minivan...

What are the handles outboard of the sticks?

They're the tillers ( if you mean the ones with the curve on top)
The ones on the windows unlatch the windows and then slide them back.
So you can lean out and shout at the ramp agent to hurry the hell up
you want

to go home.

Bertie

I thought it was so you could tip the guy with the dirty rag who runs
up and cleans the windows for you even if you don't want him to...
wait, that only happens in California.


It happens in Vienna and Munich too! First time I was there we pulled
onto chocks and bent down to pick up the maintenance log. When I sat
back up again there was a guy in my windshield! Scared the crap oout of
me!

Bertie

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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It happens in Vienna and Munich too! First time I was there we pulled
onto chocks and bent down to pick up the maintenance log. When I sat
back up again there was a guy in my windshield! Scared the crap oout of
me!

Bertie


Just think how you would have felt if saw this at FL350.

Bob F.

"Bob F." wrote in
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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wrote in
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It happens in Vienna and Munich too! First time I was there we pulled
onto chocks and bent down to pick up the maintenance log. When I sat
back up again there was a guy in my windshield! Scared the crap oout of
me!

Bertie


Just think how you would have felt if saw this at FL350.

Bob F.



Yipes!


Bertie

On Jan 30, 4:36*am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
D Ramapriya wrote in news:70975455-bef6-4a55-8a1c-
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On Jan 30, 1:41 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

The second of the emergency exits, I reckon. Should the floor exit
(behind the skip's seat) not be usable for some reason, the side
window panel can be opened to the outside using the handle you
mention, it looks like.

There's another hatch just forward of
the nosewheel with a ladder you can exit the airplane from

Agree.

Whew!

I passed.

Bertie

And here I thought they were to open the doors for the passengers,
just like on my old school bus. ;-)

Phil

Phil J wrote in
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On Jan 30, 4:36*am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
D Ramapriya wrote in
news:70975455-bef6-4a55-8a1c-

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On Jan 30, 1:41 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

The second of the emergency exits, I reckon. Should the floor
exit (behind the skip's seat) not be usable for some reason, the
side window panel can be opened to the outside using the handle
you mention, it looks like.

There's another hatch just forward of
the nosewheel with a ladder you can exit the airplane from

Agree.

Whew!

I passed.

Bertie

And here I thought they were to open the doors for the passengers,
just like on my old school bus. ;-)


Heh. 1

Bertie

"Bob F." wrote in message
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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wrote in
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It happens in Vienna and Munich too! First time I was there we pulled
onto chocks and bent down to pick up the maintenance log. When I sat
back up again there was a guy in my windshield! Scared the crap oout of
me!

Bertie


Just think how you would have felt if saw this at FL350.

Bob F.
I had a skydiver exit the right side of a no-door 182 at about 6500,
snag the gear, and climb up the left side outside my window. He knocked, and
I about croaked.

Al G

On Feb 4, 4:34*pm, "Al G" wrote:
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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wrote in
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It happens in Vienna and Munich too! First time I was there we pulled
onto chocks and bent down to pick up the maintenance log. When I sat
back up again there was a guy in my windshield! Scared the crap oout of
me!

Bertie

Just think how you would have felt if saw this at FL350.

Bob F.

* * I had a skydiver exit the right side of a no-door 182 at about 6500,
snag the gear, and climb up the left side outside my window. He knocked, and
I about croaked.

Al *G- Hide quoted text -

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Did you tell him you don't pick up hitchhikers?

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"Bob F." wrote in message
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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It happens in Vienna and Munich too! First time I was there we
pulled onto chocks and bent down to pick up the maintenance log.
When I sat back up again there was a guy in my windshield! Scared
the crap oout of me!

Bertie


Just think how you would have felt if saw this at FL350.

Bob F.
I had a skydiver exit the right side of a no-door 182 at about
6500,
snag the gear, and climb up the left side outside my window. He
knocked, and I about croaked.


Bwawhahwhahwhahwhahwhahwhahwhhawhha!

Excellent!

They're bastads, arent they? Ever had the "jump with the keys" stunt pulled
on you?


Bertie