Jim Burns is An Old Man Today

"Snoopy" wrote

A Leap year baby!

Yep!
--
Jim in NC

Ha! Got him beat by almost a month!

Anywho... Happy birthday old boy! Welcome to the 40 club JB!

The Monk

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The Monk

Thanks!
Jim

"Flyingmonk" wrote in message
ups.com...
Ha! Got him beat by almost a month!

Anywho... Happy birthday old boy! Welcome to the 40 club JB!

The Monk

("Jay Honeck" wrote)
Ahem. (tap-tap-tap --- Is this thing on...?)

Just an FYI to all of you rec.aviation regulars out the Jim Burns
turns the big FOUR-OH today, in Steven's Point, WI, U.S.A.


Happy. Happy.

My present to you, Jim:
I will NOT sing: "Haaaappy Birthday .....Mr President."

The Big '40' Birthday Party:

"Well it's 9:15 pm, we're all pretty tired (yawn). Why don't we call it a
night."

"So soon? The night is young."

"Yeah, but by the time we drive home, get ready for bed, let the dog out -
well, now you're talking 10:15 pm. Maybe even 10:30 pm! We just can't stay
out late like that anymore." g


Montblack - Turned 40 under Clinton ...you know what I mean!
(BTW, there's a beautiful 180 for sale over at my local airport)

Montblack wrote:
The Big '40' Birthday Party:


Wait until you turn 50: you wake up in a puddle of drool with your teeth laying
on the pillow. And my dad tells me 80 is even better... you get to have a great
bowel movement every day. With any luck, you'll even wake up first!



--
Mortimer Schnerd, RN

VE

"Mortimer Schnerd, RN" wrote in message
...
Montblack wrote:
The Big '40' Birthday Party:


Wait until you turn 50: you wake up in a puddle of drool with your teeth
laying on the pillow. And my dad tells me 80 is even better... you get to
have a great bowel movement every day. With any luck, you'll even wake up
first!


IOW...what don't hurt, don't work!

And my dad tells me 80 is even better... you get to have a great
bowel movement every day. With any luck, you'll even wake up first!

Not funny!!!
One of our senior citizen patrons took a dump in our rec center lap pool
last Tuesday morning. They were too embarassed to admit it was themself
(Jay, what's the proper way to word that?), but they did tell the
manager on duty as they were leaving that they thought there was
something in the pool.
It took over an hour-and-a-half to clean before we could allow patrons
back in.

One of our senior citizen patrons took a dump in our rec center lap pool
last Tuesday morning. They were too embarassed to admit it was themself
(Jay, what's the proper way to word that?), but they did tell the
manager on duty as they were leaving that they thought there was
something in the pool.
It took over an hour-and-a-half to clean before we could allow patrons
back in.

Yuck. It happens.

BTW: As the husband of a certified pool operator, (Yes, in the State of
Iowa, you have to be CERTIFIED to have a stupid swimming pool. All this
means is we pay the State ANOTHER tax, but I digress...) I can tell you that
there is no way you could clean that pool adequately (or, at least,
lawfully) in that amount of time. Once fecal matter has been introduced,
you have to first drain, then shock, the pool.

Unless this is a plastic kiddie wading pool, you can't do that in anything
less than a day.

Don't ask me how I know this...

:-(
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"

Jay Honeck wrote:

BTW: As the husband of a certified pool operator, (Yes, in the State of
Iowa, you have to be CERTIFIED to have a stupid swimming pool. All this
means is we pay the State ANOTHER tax, but I digress...) I can tell you that
there is no way you could clean that pool adequately (or, at least,
lawfully) in that amount of time. Once fecal matter has been introduced,
you have to first drain, then shock, the pool.

We had to shock our water well, but that just meant dumping in a couple
of quarts of Chlorox and then recirculating the water back into the well
for a specified period of time. Once you drain your pool, what do you
shock when the water is all gone?


Matt