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  #21  
Old June 7th 08, 08:15 PM posted to alt.disasters.aviation,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.aviation.piloting
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:P1B2k.4503$t07.2604
@newsfe22.lga:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...

Ah, therin lies the secret.

bertie


The secret of going without sleep, just to **** up a perfectly good
newsgroup.



Wrong again fjukkwit.



You're mother would be so proud.


I'm sure your's is bragging al over the pound.


Bertie
  #22  
Old June 7th 08, 08:17 PM posted to alt.disasters.aviation,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.2600
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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gregvk wrote in
:

Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g2egms$1jg$3
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" wrote in news:g2egfq

$2vg
$3
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" wrote in
news:g2ede9$p4e$1 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries" wrote in
news:g2e9k9$g9k$1 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

gregvk wrote:
"dracosilv" wrote in
:

And

And what?

I would normally say something about you

Get me out of your mind, obsesso boi.

I don't care to check out R.A.P right now.

They don't want a visit from a furfag anyway. Stay in

alt.2600,
where your kind is welcome.

Still trolling? Don't you get tired?


Where are you living these days?

At the moment, New Jersey, but that's temporary. As soon as I get
things wrapped up here, I'll be heading to warmer climes to join

my
brand-new husband.


Oh Congrats! I didn't know. I thought you were there OK.

Thank you, Bertie. I'm very happy (except for being 1600 miles away

from
my favorite person).

Do you have a usnet register for gifts? I could give you Maxie..

I appreciate the sheer thoughtfulness of your proposed gift, but my
household currently consists of two cats, three kittens, a red-eared
slider and a hooded rat...not to mention my daughter.

IOW, I don't think I can handle any more pets at the moment.


'Kay. he comes in several colors, though. He's sure to be one which

wil
match your decor eventaully. Red with rage, green with envy, blue

from
holding his breath....



Bertie


And purple on his face because somebody wrote "INSERT PENIS HERE" on

his
face (with a big arrow pointing to his mouth) while he was asleep.


Ohkay.. Why? Surely he's busy enough without advertising?


Bertie
  #23  
Old June 7th 08, 09:39 PM posted to alt.disasters.aviation,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.2600
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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gregvk wrote in news:Xns9AB694015261CA01773E1E7C2A948@
127.0.0.1:

Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g2empc$hoj$1
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:P1B2k.4503$t07.2604
@newsfe22.lga:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...

Ah, therin lies the secret.

bertie

The secret of going without sleep, just to **** up a perfectly good
newsgroup.



Wrong again fjukkwit.


Maxwell is the most disruptive RAP'r.


He's going to go to hell for his sins and he knows it.

He's from Oklahoma so it's not going to faze him in the least.





Bertie
  #24  
Old June 7th 08, 10:15 PM posted to alt.disasters.aviation,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.2600
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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Default Thanks Bertie, more bull****

gregvk wrote in
:

Bertie the Bunyip wrote in
:

gregvk wrote in
news:Xns9AB694015261CA01773E1E7C2A948@ 127.0.0.1:

Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g2empc$hoj$1
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:P1B2k.4503$t07.2604
@newsfe22.lga:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...

Ah, therin lies the secret.

bertie

The secret of going without sleep, just to **** up a perfectly
good newsgroup.


Wrong again fjukkwit.

Maxwell is the most disruptive RAP'r.


He's going to go to hell for his sins and he knows it.

He's from Oklahoma so it's not going to faze him in the least.


Bertie


I've only met three people from OK.

One was a borderline retard. The type of person who seemed okay at
first, but as you got to know him better you realized that he was
pretty ****ing stupid.

Another was a chick who would do anything to anybody for chocolate.
Anything. Anybody. She'd stroll right up and announce it, too, like
it was the most normal thing in the world.

The third was a dude who made his own clothes (poorly) and would poke
around in dog (cat, horse, cow, etc) turds to try and figure out what
the animal had eaten.

Conclusion? Oklahomans are some *messed up* folks.


So, you obviously were on a visit to one of their major Universities,
then?


Bertie
  #25  
Old June 7th 08, 10:41 PM posted to alt.disasters.aviation,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.2600
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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gregvk wrote in
:

Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g2etok$4lp$1
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

gregvk wrote in
:

Bertie the Bunyip wrote in
:

gregvk wrote in
news:Xns9AB694015261CA01773E1E7C2A948@ 127.0.0.1:

Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g2empc$hoj$1
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:P1B2k.4503$t07.2604
@newsfe22.lga:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...

Ah, therin lies the secret.

bertie

The secret of going without sleep, just to **** up a perfectly
good newsgroup.


Wrong again fjukkwit.

Maxwell is the most disruptive RAP'r.


He's going to go to hell for his sins and he knows it.

He's from Oklahoma so it's not going to faze him in the least.


Bertie

I've only met three people from OK.

One was a borderline retard. The type of person who seemed okay at
first, but as you got to know him better you realized that he was
pretty ****ing stupid.

Another was a chick who would do anything to anybody for chocolate.
Anything. Anybody. She'd stroll right up and announce it, too,

like
it was the most normal thing in the world.

The third was a dude who made his own clothes (poorly) and would

poke
around in dog (cat, horse, cow, etc) turds to try and figure out

what
the animal had eaten.

Conclusion? Oklahomans are some *messed up* folks.


So, you obviously were on a visit to one of their major Universities,
then?


Bertie


The second two were, in fact, university students.

Which would have made turd boi seem halfway normal had he been a

biology
major (a field where analyzing animal poo is actually a legitimate
activity). Sadly, he was majoring in communication or linguistics or
some damn thing like that.


Excellent. Saddest thing is they'll pobably be the ones who actually
survive whatever cataclysm awaits man in the centuries to come.




Bertie

  #26  
Old June 7th 08, 10:45 PM posted to alt.disasters.aviation,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.2600
Max Isn't Well
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Default Thanks Bertie, more bull****

In article , gregvk says...

Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g2etok$4lp$1
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

gregvk wrote in
:

Bertie the Bunyip wrote in
:

gregvk wrote in
news:Xns9AB694015261CA01773E1E7C2A948@ 127.0.0.1:

Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g2empc$hoj$1
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:P1B2k.4503$t07.2604
@newsfe22.lga:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...

Ah, therin lies the secret.

bertie

The secret of going without sleep, just to **** up a perfectly
good newsgroup.


Wrong again fjukkwit.

Maxwell is the most disruptive RAP'r.


He's going to go to hell for his sins and he knows it.

He's from Oklahoma so it's not going to faze him in the least.


Bertie

I've only met three people from OK.

One was a borderline retard. The type of person who seemed okay at
first, but as you got to know him better you realized that he was
pretty ****ing stupid.

Another was a chick who would do anything to anybody for chocolate.
Anything. Anybody. She'd stroll right up and announce it, too, like
it was the most normal thing in the world.

The third was a dude who made his own clothes (poorly) and would poke
around in dog (cat, horse, cow, etc) turds to try and figure out what
the animal had eaten.

Conclusion? Oklahomans are some *messed up* folks.


So, you obviously were on a visit to one of their major Universities,
then?


Bertie


The second two were, in fact, university students.

Which would have made turd boi seem halfway normal had he been a biology
major (a field where analyzing animal poo is actually a legitimate
activity). Sadly, he was majoring in communication or linguistics or
some damn thing like that.


He just has unconventional ideas as to what constitutes 'communication'


--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
  #27  
Old June 8th 08, 02:22 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.2600
Onideus Mad Hatter
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On Sat, 7 Jun 2008 11:29:20 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries"
wrote:

gregvk wrote:
"dracosilv" wrote in
:

And


And what?

I would normally say something about you


Get me out of your mind, obsesso boi.

I don't care to check out R.A.P right now.


They don't want a visit from a furfag anyway. Stay in alt.2600,
where your kind is welcome.


Still trolling? Don't you get tired?


When your definition of trolling is making yourself look like a ****in
idiot...no, I don't think he ever gets tired of being himself.

--

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mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
  #28  
Old June 8th 08, 02:25 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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On Sat, 7 Jun 2008 11:39:39 -0500, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net
wrote:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .


You weren't here before Dudley and you have never, ever contributed
anything worthwhile.

And dose are both fax.



Bertie


Wrong as usual Buttlipps.

Gee, for a boi that thinks he knows everything, you sure draw a lot of
blanks.

no I would say that bertie is bang on the money.
I've never seen you post anything other than jealous simpering
nonsense.

I have to wonder how you would ever fare as a pilot.
any irritation causes a mindless obsession so you'd better never fly a
complex aircraft. hell you'd be lost with a simple piper where you had
to switch tanks during flight.

I can easily imagine the situation where something in flight ****ed
you off completely and your focus on being the top dog would take
over. I would pay money to stand on the ramp as you landed a mooney
wheels up.

Maxwell you're wasting oxygen. stop breathing it.
Stealth Pilot
  #29  
Old June 8th 08, 02:26 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.2600,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Onideus Mad Hatter
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On 07 Jun 2008 15:07:57 GMT, gregvk wrote:

"Jay Honeck" wrote in
news:lSm2k.197405$yE1.49000@attbi_s21:

All *all* of Maxwell's posts are utterly worthless. He's turned RAP
into the Usenet equivalent of a cesspool. Like he dropped his pants
and took a massive dump on the newsgroup, a couple times every day
for several months.


So, for the love of God and everything that's decent, STOP REPLYING TO
EITHER OF THEM!


Let's see you make me.

By responding in this way you are giving the trolls precisely what
they want.


Keep crying, Jay. It makes me giggle.


You get off on people crying, huh? Have you reached the "pulling the
wings off insects" stage yet? Ahhh, the evolution of a
sociopath...gotta love it.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
  #30  
Old June 8th 08, 02:46 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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"Stealth Pilot" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 7 Jun 2008 11:39:39 -0500, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net
wrote:

no I would say that bertie is bang on the money.
I've never seen you post anything other than jealous simpering
nonsense.


We have too many experts around here already. I just come hear to read, but
got tired if the Bertie the Bull**** show. I could agree with it when it was
used to discourage Mxmanic, but now Bertie wants to moderate the entire
group. I think I have already told you this once, but what the hell, maybe
some of the other readers could use a reminder as well.



I have to wonder how you would ever fare as a pilot.
any irritation causes a mindless obsession so you'd better never fly a
complex aircraft. hell you'd be lost with a simple piper where you had
to switch tanks during flight.


Exactly, since you no nothing about me, and I feel no need to profess myself
as an expert, you can do nothing but wonder.



I can easily imagine the situation where something in flight ****ed
you off completely and your focus on being the top dog would take
over. I would pay money to stand on the ramp as you landed a mooney
wheels up.


You seem to be good at imaging a lot of things Stealth, and what you
actually choose to specualte is very revealing.




Maxwell you're wasting oxygen. stop breathing it.
Stealth Pilot


I had been answering your posts, because up until now I had given you much
more credit than just being another sock puppet for Buttlipps. But if
that's where you intend to hitch your reputation with this group, it is
certainly your choice to do so.

But I waste little time arguing with Bertie's puppets, like gregvk, Ahrens,
George and Dudley. I guess I will just have to add you to the list, and
ignore your nonsense in the future as well.





 




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