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  #31  
Old September 9th 07, 09:36 AM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
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Default Saucerhead warning!!!

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:09:01 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ps.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
How's it hanging Bruce?

About as low as usual. Just let me check for a second ...

In Imperial measurement please.
Metric always confuses me.

How can metric possibly confuse anybody? Its so rational compared to
imperial.

I was educated in Imperial. Do not forget that I am old.
Centimetres, millipedes & centipedes confuse me.


But spiders are no problem?


Evidently they are. He hasn't beaten them yet.


Fortunately, nobody asked what spiders are doing on his butt.

  #32  
Old September 9th 07, 09:37 AM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
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Default Saucerhead warning!!!

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ps.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ps.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
message
ups.com...
Naked Gonad wrote:
They have invaded the internet and are preaching
'Darla'.
Do
NOT
touch
these strange beings because their breasts explode
violently.They
also
have penis shaped tongues and
have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.

That certainly sounds like them.

Hallo Bruce.

Hallo Mr Pounder.

Hallo Bruce.

Hallo Mr Pounder

How's it hanging Bruce?

About as low as usual. Just let me check for a second ...

In Imperial measurement please.
Metric always confuses me.

How can metric possibly confuse anybody? Its so rational compared to
imperial.

I was educated in Imperial. Do not forget that I am old.
Centimetres, millipedes & centipedes confuse me.

But spiders are no problem?

Spiders have always been the ancient enemy.
Eight legs.
Something to do with bytes in a cluster or a load of old Dos?


I have no idea. Perhaps I should read your book.


Yes, you should read it.


Where can I get a copy?

  #35  
Old September 10th 07, 01:57 AM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
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Default Saucerhead warning!!!

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ps.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ps.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
message
ups.com...
Naked Gonad wrote:
They have invaded the internet and are preaching
'Darla'.
Do
NOT
touch
these strange beings because their breasts explode
violently.They
also
have penis shaped tongues and
have been known to impregnate unsuspecting surfers.

That certainly sounds like them.

Hallo Bruce.

Hallo Mr Pounder.

Hallo Bruce.

Hallo Mr Pounder

How's it hanging Bruce?

About as low as usual. Just let me check for a second ...

In Imperial measurement please.
Metric always confuses me.

How can metric possibly confuse anybody? Its so rational compared
to
imperial.

I was educated in Imperial. Do not forget that I am old.
Centimetres, millipedes & centipedes confuse me.

But spiders are no problem?

Spiders have always been the ancient enemy.
Eight legs.
Something to do with bytes in a cluster or a load of old Dos?

I have no idea. Perhaps I should read your book.

Yes, you should read it.


Where can I get a copy?


Book shops.


Any in particular?

  #36  
Old September 10th 07, 01:58 AM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
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Posts: 642
Default Saucerhead warning!!!

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
newsp.tyck9zit4buhsv@fx62...
On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:09:01 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ps.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
How's it hanging Bruce?

About as low as usual. Just let me check for a second ...

In Imperial measurement please.
Metric always confuses me.

How can metric possibly confuse anybody? Its so rational compared to
imperial.

I was educated in Imperial. Do not forget that I am old.
Centimetres, millipedes & centipedes confuse me.

But spiders are no problem?


Evidently they are. He hasn't beaten them yet.


Spiders are the unbeatable foe. You have to be realistic.


Nonsense. Spiders are easy.

  #37  
Old September 16th 07, 12:53 AM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
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Posts: 642
Default Saucerhead warning!!!

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:58:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
newsp.tyck9zit4buhsv@fx62...
On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:09:01 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ps.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
How's it hanging Bruce?

About as low as usual. Just let me check for a second ...

In Imperial measurement please.
Metric always confuses me.

How can metric possibly confuse anybody? Its so rational compared to
imperial.

I was educated in Imperial. Do not forget that I am old.
Centimetres, millipedes & centipedes confuse me.

But spiders are no problem?

Evidently they are. He hasn't beaten them yet.

Spiders are the unbeatable foe. You have to be realistic.


Nonsense. Spiders are easy.


No, earth girls are easy.


No, that was just a fictional film. No surprise that you were taken in.

  #38  
Old September 17th 07, 04:26 AM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
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Posts: 642
Default Saucerhead warning!!!

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:53:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:58:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
newsp.tyck9zit4buhsv@fx62...
On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:09:01 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ps.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
How's it hanging Bruce?

About as low as usual. Just let me check for a second ...

In Imperial measurement please.
Metric always confuses me.

How can metric possibly confuse anybody? Its so rational compared to
imperial.

I was educated in Imperial. Do not forget that I am old.
Centimetres, millipedes & centipedes confuse me.

But spiders are no problem?

Evidently they are. He hasn't beaten them yet.

Spiders are the unbeatable foe. You have to be realistic.

Nonsense. Spiders are easy.

No, earth girls are easy.


No, that was just a fictional film. No surprise that you were taken in.


If you aren't finding them easy, you're going about it the wrong way.


And how is going after fat/ugly girls the right way?

  #39  
Old September 18th 07, 07:47 AM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
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Posts: 642
Default Saucerhead warning!!!

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:26:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:53:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:58:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
newsp.tyck9zit4buhsv@fx62...
Evidently they are. He hasn't beaten them yet.

Spiders are the unbeatable foe. You have to be realistic.

Nonsense. Spiders are easy.

No, earth girls are easy.

No, that was just a fictional film. No surprise that you were taken in.

If you aren't finding them easy, you're going about it the wrong way.


And how is going after fat/ugly girls the right way?


I'll set her onto you for that.


Once the lazy cow gets off her fat arse, I'll be long gone.

  #40  
Old September 23rd 07, 06:14 AM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,alt.astronomy,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
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Posts: 642
Default Saucerhead warning!!!

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:47:42 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:26:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:53:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:58:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
newsp.tyck9zit4buhsv@fx62...
Evidently they are. He hasn't beaten them yet.

Spiders are the unbeatable foe. You have to be realistic.

Nonsense. Spiders are easy.

No, earth girls are easy.

No, that was just a fictional film. No surprise that you were taken in.

If you aren't finding them easy, you're going about it the wrong way.

And how is going after fat/ugly girls the right way?

I'll set her onto you for that.


Once the lazy cow gets off her fat arse, I'll be long gone.


Fat people can jet propel themselves to the upright position using methane.


Exactly how fat are we talking about here?

 




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