Clouds and Class B

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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Tina wrote in
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On May 31, 7:21 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
gregvk wrote
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g1s8eh$civ$1
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Mxsmanic wrote in
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You've been cleared into Class B VFR, and you've been assigned a
heading. After a while you see that your heading will take you
through some clouds, and you asked to be cleared on a different
heading, 40 degrees to the right. ATC says unable and gives a
plausible reason why. What do you do?

Hit pause and make a cu of tea.

Of course you can't afford tea, so you're ****ed.

Bertie

Keep asking over and over and over until they cave and give you
what you want or until your problem just goes away by itself.
Works for little kids and pain-in-the-ass coworkers, so it should
work for pilots, too, right?

Oh this one isn't a pilot. He's something special. A Jobless twit who
lives in Paris. He claims to be asexual ( totally beleivable, BTW)
and offers tours to women. Here's his
website;http://www.atkielski.com/ He also has a begging bowl on
amazon.... His only participation in "aviation" is playing microsoft
flight sim. He comes here with a lot of lame brain questions which
are often duly answered by actual pilots and he then proceeds to tel
them he knows better because he's tried it in MSFS..

He priceless!

gregvk wrote in news:Xns9AB088A511A80CE1A9E8C9001063
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g1smgt$fgd$2
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gregvk wrote in
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g1s8eh$civ$1
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

Mxsmanic wrote in
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You've been cleared into Class B VFR, and you've been assigned a
heading. After a while you see that your heading will take you
through some clouds, and you asked to be cleared on a different
heading, 40 degrees to the right. ATC says unable and gives a
plausible reason why. What do you do?


Hit pause and make a cu of tea.

Of course you can't afford tea, so you're ****ed.


Bertie

Keep asking over and over and over until they cave and give you what
you want or until your problem just goes away by itself. Works for
little kids and pain-in-the-ass coworkers, so it should work for
pilots, too, right?


Oh this one isn't a pilot. He's something special. A Jobless twit who
lives in Paris. He claims to be asexual ( totally beleivable, BTW)
and
offers tours to women. Here's his website; http://www.atkielski.com/
He also has a begging bowl on amazon....
His only participation in "aviation" is playing microsoft flight sim.
He
comes here with a lot of lame brain questions which are often duly
answered by actual pilots and he then proceeds to tel them he knows
better because he's tried it in MSFS..

He priceless!


Bertie

I once made a simple calculator using one of those logic simulator
programs where you plot AND, OR and NOT gates on the screen and
connect
the inputs and outputs. Guess that makes me a ****in VLSI engineer.


Is that like Pachinko?


Bertie

"Mxsmanic" wrote in message
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You've been cleared into Class B VFR, and you've been assigned a heading.
After a while you see that your heading will take you through some clouds,
and
you asked to be cleared on a different heading, 40 degrees to the right.
ATC
says unable and gives a plausible reason why. What do you do?

Isn't it about time you start claiming that nobody knows the answer?

Hell, it's been over 12 hours.

Mxsmanic wrote:
You've been cleared into Class B VFR, and you've been assigned a heading.
After a while you see that your heading will take you through some clouds, and
you asked to be cleared on a different heading, 40 degrees to the right. ATC
says unable and gives a plausible reason why. What do you do?


I can't believe no one had the correct answer.

Hit pause and change the weather settings in the game.