Back in the USSR

Cecil B wrote:
Once upon a time, a Russian couple was walking down the street in St.
Petersburg when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he
said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just
rain," he said. Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major
argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor
communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it,"
the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or
snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it
officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman
insisted: "I know that felt like snow!"

To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

Lame. Totally lame. Its the sort of joke Dickless would tell at xmas
time.