The joke called TSA

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Roy, man, you made me fall off my chair!
(BTW, a manta is a devilfish. Appropriate for security personnel?)

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How do you identify a Christian?


The same way you identify a Muslim.


How is that done?

Asking them who they voted for? Should produce no worse than does the
hit rate that the current method of detecting anything else

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Asking them who they voted for?


What response would indicate they're Christian?

With a ham sandwich.

"Steven P. McNicoll" wrote in message
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How do you identify a Christian?


The same way you identify a Muslim.


How is that done?

C Kingsbury wrote:
With a ham sandwich.

LOL

"Spockstuto" wrote in message
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Your tax dollars at work


Objectively speaking, the #1 job of the TSA is to prevent another 9/11-style
hijacking. While we can argue that Thousands Standing Around is at turns
rude, inefficient, and as kafkaesque as every other bureaucracy, we have not
had another 9/11. I've traveled ~300k miles commercial since 9/11 so I know
what a pain it is. Perhaps the TSA has nothing to do with the fact that we
haven't seen another suicide hijacking here.

Also, it's worth keeping in mind that Muslim does not always equal Arab.
Leaving aside the one-off nutcases like Richard Reid, Jose Padilla, or that
jackass kid from Marin, some of the most violent terrorists in the world
today can be found in the archipelagoes of Southeast Asia.

-cwk.

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On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 17:24:37 GMT, "Steven P. McNicoll"
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How do you identify a Christian?


The same way you identify a Muslim.


How is that done?



Now you're catching on.


No, I'm teaching.

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"Bush, praise Jesus"


What would a response of "Kerry" indicate?

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Above average intelligence?


The opposite, actually.