Worst Jokes At Oshkosh

Jay Honeck wrote:

Hey, wait a minute -- you HATED that joke when Ousterhout told it at the
pool party!

Yeah, but then it was Ousterhout's joke; at Osh it was Jim's joke. Sorta like you
hated your father's car until he gave it to you. Then it was great.

George Patterson
In Idaho, tossing a rattlesnake into a crowded room is felony assault.
In Tennessee, it's evangelism.

No, if it were a San Francisco joke the punch line would read, "Would they still be
brothers?"

Richard Lamb wrote:

"Bruce A. Frank" wrote:

tony roberts wrote:

In Vegas, upon learning that I was from Canada,
the barmaid told me a joke (I think
What's the difference between a Canadian and a Canoe?
A Canoe tips!

And she was looking for a tip?
Don't they teach Diplomacy 101 over there?


So what did she have to lose? ;^)

So - having told you a Canadian joke, that qualifies me to tell one
American joke.

If a couple from the Ozarks move to San Francisco and get a divorce, are
they still legally brother and sister?

In San Francisco it depends on whether the hormone treatments are finished yet.



Seems more like a California joke than Amreican, Bruce.

Richard

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