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Old May 30th 08, 09:42 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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Gezellig wrote:
On Fri, 30 May 2008 13:13:27 -0500, Gig 601Xl Builder wrote:

Robert, I don't think Gezellig reads anyone's posts other than to create
an argument about them.


Thanks for holding me.


I think it time to get back on your meds.
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Old June 2nd 08, 06:02 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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Hmmm. this has the potential for a rather long thread...



Bertie


So would examination of your childhood.



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Old June 2nd 08, 01:52 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
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"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:K9L0k.3195$t07.778
@newsfe22.lga:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...


Hmmm. this has the potential for a rather long thread...



Bertie


So would examination of your childhood.


We could do that.

There used to be this shop on the corner across from my school where
this old fat guy with thick glasses and suspenders sold us pumpkin seeds
and penny candies, and single cigarettes when we got older ( around 9) .
I think his name was "Mo".

Now, I gave you an opening for a gay lame as a gift there.
Cuz i'm a givning sort of Bunyip.


Bertie
  #34  
Old June 2nd 08, 09:54 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
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On Jun 2, 8:52*am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:K9L0k.3195$t07.778
@newsfe22.lga:



"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .


Hmmm. this has the potential for a rather long thread...


Bertie


So would examination of your childhood.


We could do that.

There used to be this shop on the corner across from my school where
this old fat guy with thick glasses and suspenders sold us pumpkin seeds
and penny candies, and single cigarettes when we got older ( around 9) .
I think his name was "Mo".

Now, I gave you an opening for a gay lame as a gift there.
Cuz i'm a givning sort of Bunyip.

Bertie


Since when does pumpkin seeds, candy, and cigarettess make someone gay?
  #35  
Old June 3rd 08, 08:36 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
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On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:54:05 -0700, Billy Crabs attempted to confuse the
issue further by squeaking:
On Jun 2, 8:52Â*am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Maxwell" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...


Hmmm. this has the potential for a rather long thread...


Bertie


So would examination of your childhood.


We could do that.

There used to be this shop on the corner across from my school where
this old fat guy with thick glasses and suspenders sold us pumpkin seeds
and penny candies, and single cigarettes when we got older ( around 9) .
I think his name was "Mo".

Now, I gave you an opening for a gay lame as a gift there. Cuz i'm a
givning sort of Bunyip.

Bertie


Since when does pumpkin seeds, candy, and cigarettess make someone gay?


Since when has relevance meant anything to a homophobe? If Max is one,
Bertie gave him all the opening he needs. If not, then no opening he
could possibly come up with would ever be good enough.

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  #37  
Old June 4th 08, 04:40 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
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Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion
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On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:54:05 -0700, Billy Crabs attempted to confuse
the issue further by squeaking:
On Jun 2, 8:52Â*am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Maxwell" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...

Hmmm. this has the potential for a rather long thread...

Bertie

So would examination of your childhood.

We could do that.

There used to be this shop on the corner across from my school where
this old fat guy with thick glasses and suspenders sold us pumpkin
seeds and penny candies, and single cigarettes when we got older (
around 9) . I think his name was "Mo".

Now, I gave you an opening for a gay lame as a gift there. Cuz i'm a
givning sort of Bunyip.

Bertie


Since when does pumpkin seeds, candy, and cigarettess make someone
gay?


Since when has relevance meant anything to a homophobe? If Max is one,
Bertie gave him all the opening he needs. If not, then no opening he
could possibly come up with would ever be good enough.


Well, precisely. Maxie is a typicla lamer. He's tried al the usual
stuff. IKYABWAI, gay lames, fatt ass lames. meds lames. But in his
defence, what he lacks in imagination, he more than makes up for in
cluelessness.
For instance, hes been honking on for weeks about forgeries. Of course,
noone is forging him and if they were he could get them toasted, but he
seems to think it;s some sort of slur or something and that the world
will turn against me.

Snort!

But his most endearing trait is I keep him completely up to date on my
MO and my intentions and it only surs him on to new heights!
He'll take this poast, for instance, as a sign that his "campaign" is
working and that he has me on the run..

hey, maybe it has, Maxie, and this is just a lame attempt on my part to
get you to stop bothering me!

Time will tell. Give it a couple of years and see how it pans out, eh?


He's a keeper.

Bertie
  #38  
Old June 4th 08, 04:42 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
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Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion
ballista.org wrote in
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On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:54:05 -0700, Billy Crabs attempted to confuse
the issue further by squeaking:
On Jun 2, 8:52Â*am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Maxwell" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...

Hmmm. this has the potential for a rather long thread...

Bertie

So would examination of your childhood.

We could do that.

There used to be this shop on the corner across from my school where
this old fat guy with thick glasses and suspenders sold us pumpkin
seeds and penny candies, and single cigarettes when we got older (
around 9) . I think his name was "Mo".

Now, I gave you an opening for a gay lame as a gift there. Cuz i'm a
givning sort of Bunyip.

Bertie


Since when does pumpkin seeds, candy, and cigarettess make someone
gay?


Since when has relevance meant anything to a homophobe? If Max is one,
Bertie gave him all the opening he needs. If not, then no opening he
could possibly come up with would ever be good enough.


Oh, and BTW, this thread is about my childhood, so let's try and stay on
topic, huh ?

I remember I used to walk through puddles with my
galloshes/gumshoes/wellies on ( this is an international forum, after
all) and see if I could find one that came nearly up to the edge of my
boots without spilling anything in...




Bertie
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Old June 4th 08, 09:12 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.2600
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gregvk wrote in
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g252vt$1c5$2
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion
ballista.org wrote

in
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On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:54:05 -0700, Billy Crabs attempted to confuse
the issue further by squeaking:
On Jun 2, 8:52Â*am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Maxwell" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...

Hmmm. this has the potential for a rather long thread...

Bertie

So would examination of your childhood.

We could do that.

There used to be this shop on the corner across from my school
where this old fat guy with thick glasses and suspenders sold us
pumpkin seeds and penny candies, and single cigarettes when we got
older ( around 9) . I think his name was "Mo".

Now, I gave you an opening for a gay lame as a gift there. Cuz i'm
a givning sort of Bunyip.

Bertie

Since when does pumpkin seeds, candy, and cigarettess make someone
gay?

Since when has relevance meant anything to a homophobe? If Max is
one, Bertie gave him all the opening he needs. If not, then no
opening he could possibly come up with would ever be good enough.


Oh, and BTW, this thread is about my childhood, so let's try and stay

on
topic, huh ?

I remember I used to walk through puddles with my
galloshes/gumshoes/wellies on ( this is an international forum, after
all) and see if I could find one that came nearly up to the edge of
my boots without spilling anything in...




Bertie


Ever attach a tin can to a cat's tail? If not, then you missed out on
one of the most hilarious spectacles ever.


What you mean like I did to maxwell?

...Don't try it now, though. Especially in a city. It's an outdoor
activity and it causes quite a commotion; ten or more years ago if
anyone saw you they'd just roll their eyes but these days, with
everyone constantly worrying about "terrorists" and with police
departments funded up the wazoo and armed like ****in military units,
you'd probably get arrested and tortured.


Snort. There's some here that would love to set me up for it i'd reckon.

Bertie
 




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