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The Castrati must return !!!
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Ed Zagmoon wrote: To save classical music, the Castrati must return, because their voices were so wonderful, magical, superb. So my plan is to create some Castrati and train them to be master-singers. Hey, these 2 balls just mean trouble anyway, so let me cut them off and become a famous singer. Any volunteers? I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of them. No guaranty that he would make a good singer. You heard the band he was in - how good a musician is he? Not very good. Salieri would be a good musical nickname for him. The blonde next to him was better. Salieri was not that bad - just not as amazing as Mozart. OK, so Dickless is worse than Salieri. Right. Good. Naturally, I would be impressed if Dickless could both sing and play his octocontrabass clarinet at the same time. Tholen owns the octocontrabass??? Wow, maybe we could talk him into posting an mp3 - I've only seen photos, and would love to hear how it sounds. From Dickless? Don't expect it to sound good. It's a clarinet - how bad could it be? Anyway, I'm sure his clarinet sounds better than his singing! Probably. I wonder what voice type Tholen is. I'd be willing to wager its whiney. You could be right about that, Bruce. I'm sure there's a good reason that he's in a band & not a choir. Well, we know he can't sing for his supper. In an old thread, Tholen wrote, "Let's put it this way: my instrumental musical skills are far better than my vocal skills. Sure glad that nobody was recording a dinner at a restaurant in Japan, one featuring a karaoke machine... " Was Dickless implying he was singing karaoke? I believe so. He said he sounds like Tom Hanks. What a luser! A0L! http://groups.google.com/group/rec.m...d5b2d06cae18e1 I would have loved to be there to heckle! The next time he shows his face here, I'll be ready to heckle him. I'll hold up a big sign saying something like "We're gald you can't sing Dickless!". Even he admits that his instrumental skills are better than his vocal skills. So what's he doing singing ABBA then? |
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Did everyone get what they wanted for Xmas?
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... wrote: http://youtube.com/watch?v=S-5grqhj1b8 Dickless could use one of those! No, wait! On second thought, Dickless wouldn't know what to do with it! Perhaps he could use this. http://www.createamate.com/default.aspx Nah, Dickless' got nothing to cast it off. He could get somebody else to make the cast & use it as a strap-on. Like who? Double-0-Anus? |
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The Castrati must return !!!
Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Lora Crighton wrote: Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Any volunteers? I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of them. He's too old. You sure? He's so immature. Age is no guarantee of maturity. He's certainly past puberty even if he is still childish. Infantile would be my description of choice for Dickless. You could be right about that. Glad you agree, fan. I'm glad you're glad. What does your gladness have to do with classical music, fan? Classical music is one of the things that makes me glad. Glad you like it, fan. I'm glad you're glad, Bruce. Music has always been, and always will be part of my life. I'm glad you're glad I'm glad you're glad, fan. Where would the world be without music. I can't imagine a world without music. Silence is golden, fan. You should try it some time. After you, Fartingale. Notice how pleasant it is without Dickless around. Imagine how pleasant it would be without you and the fake Art Deco. Who are you calling a fake? The operation needs to be done before puberty, but there is no guarantee that it will be successful - I think it's only about 1 or 2% of the boys who had it done went on to be great singers. Dickless hasn't got any balls anyway. Butt there's only one way to check. I gather you'd volunteer in a flash. LOL! I'm sure she would, but would he let her get close enough? Why? Its not like he's got anything to lose! A0L! He would have to give up his delusions of adequacy. The sad part is that he probably thinks he's better than the rest of us. He definitely thinks he's better than the rest of us. Too bad the truth is out there. What's too bad is that he can't seem to see it. All too true. Maybe he need better glasses. First he needs to find an optomotrist who can tollerate him. That shouldn't be too much of a problem - after all, an eye exam doesn't take very long. Provided Dickless doesn't act like the jerk he usually is. Anyway, sound ideals have changed over the centuries, and it's unlikely that the castrato voice would be as popular today. Period performance is all very well, but audiences don't have period ears :-) Women seems to like castrati for some reason. Not sure why. They were like the rock stars of their day. You mean like KISS? Did women actually like KISS? Maybe just Gene Symon's tongue. Oh. I think it was his. It was extra long anyway. |
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The Castrati must return !!!
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Lora Crighton wrote: Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Any volunteers? I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of them. He's too old. You sure? He's so immature. Age is no guarantee of maturity. He's certainly past puberty even if he is still childish. Infantile would be my description of choice for Dickless. You could be right about that. Glad you agree, fan. I'm glad you're glad. What does your gladness have to do with classical music, fan? Classical music is one of the things that makes me glad. Glad you like it, fan. I'm glad you're glad, Bruce. Music has always been, and always will be part of my life. I'm glad you're glad I'm glad you're glad, fan. Where would the world be without music. I can't imagine a world without music. Silence is golden, fan. Not always. Like a bridge over troubled waters. Notice how pleasant it is without Dickless around. I noticed. Its hard not to. The operation needs to be done before puberty, but there is no guarantee that it will be successful - I think it's only about 1 or 2% of the boys who had it done went on to be great singers. Dickless hasn't got any balls anyway. Butt there's only one way to check. I gather you'd volunteer in a flash. LOL! I'm sure she would, but would he let her get close enough? Why? Its not like he's got anything to lose! A0L! He would have to give up his delusions of adequacy. The sad part is that he probably thinks he's better than the rest of us. He definitely thinks he's better than the rest of us. Too bad the truth is out there. What's too bad is that he can't seem to see it. All too true. Maybe he need better glasses. First he needs to find an optomotrist who can tollerate him. That shouldn't be too much of a problem - after all, an eye exam doesn't take very long. Provided Dickless doesn't act like the jerk he usually is. He's acted decent, but it never lasts long - he could probably get through an appointment without antagonizing the doctor, although it would be a challenge. After the first 5 minutes, all bets are off. Anyway, sound ideals have changed over the centuries, and it's unlikely that the castrato voice would be as popular today. Period performance is all very well, but audiences don't have period ears :-) Women seems to like castrati for some reason. Not sure why. They were like the rock stars of their day. You mean like KISS? Did women actually like KISS? Maybe just Gene Symon's tongue. Oh. I think it was his. It was extra long anyway. |
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The Castrati must return !!!
Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: I can't imagine a world without music. Silence is golden, fan. You should try it some time. After you, Fartingale. From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.m...lassical/about This month's top posters 19 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce 11 Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale? Imagine how pleasant it would be without you and the fake Art Deco. Who are you calling a fake? Art Deco He seems real enough to me. You sure you don't wear glasses? |
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The Castrati must return !!!
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote: Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: I can't imagine a world without music. Silence is golden, fan. You should try it some time. After you, Fartingale. From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.m...lassical/about This month's top posters 19 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce 11 Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale? I wouldn't if you talked about music once in a while. Clarinet.fan makes the odd on-topic post, but you never do. Imagine how pleasant it would be without you and the fake Art Deco. Who are you calling a fake? Art Deco He seems real enough to me. He's a real troll. You sure you don't wear glasses? You've seen my photo. -- Blessed Cecilia, appear in visions To all musicians, appear and inspi Translated Daughter, come down and startle Composing mortals with immortal fire. |
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The Castrati must return !!!
"Lora" wrote in message reenews.net... "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote: Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: I can't imagine a world without music. Silence is golden, fan. You should try it some time. After you, Fartingale. From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.m...lassical/about This month's top posters 19 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce 11 Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale? The unholy trinity has taken over the newsgroup. This is cross-posted to 5 newsgroups, which one are you talking about? HJ |
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The Castrati must return !!!
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote: Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: I can't imagine a world without music. Silence is golden, fan. You should try it some time. After you, Fartingale. From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.m...lassical/about This month's top posters 19 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce 11 Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale? The unholy trinity has taken over the newsgroup. Imagine how pleasant it would be without you and the fake Art Deco. Who are you calling a fake? Art Deco He seems real enough to me. You sure you don't wear glasses? |
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The Castrati must return !!!
Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Fartingale AKA Lora Crighton wrote: Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: I can't imagine a world without music. Silence is golden, fan. You should try it some time. After you, Fartingale. From http://groups.google.com/group/rec.m...lassical/about This month's top posters 19 16 Michael Baldwin, Bruce 11 Do you have a problem with that, Fartingale? I wouldn't if you talked about music once in a while. Clarinet.fan makes the odd on-topic post, but you never do. Prove it, if you think you can, Fartingale. Imagine how pleasant it would be without you and the fake Art Deco. Who are you calling a fake? Art Deco He seems real enough to me. He's a real troll. You look like a troll. You sure you don't wear glasses? You've seen my photo. Unfortunately. |
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