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Wouldn't you prefer to filter out the thread if you don't want to read it?



On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 14:57:13 GMT, "Peter Greenstein" wrote:

Wouldn't you guys prefer to continue this via private e-mail?


--
peter in oakland,ca
www.wakefieldjazz.com





"Dr. Speedbyrd:" wrote in message
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On 30 Jul 2003 08:15:19 GMT, Dave Pearson wrote:

* Dr. Speedbyrd: :

On 29 Jul 2003 14:53:58 GMT, Dave Pearson wrote:

You owe be a new irony detector. And, no, I don't meant a gadget for
detecting the ferric content of a post.

You heard what i said, Skippy

Skippy? Reading problems too huh? But, yes, I did "hear" what you said.
Think about it.

Skippy, you remind me of one of those litte yappy poodles that old
spinsters keep around as
their sole companions 'cause they can't get anything better. Your old
lady doesn't let you
get a word in sideways, so you have to vent your machismo on here. Lucky
us.

On 30 Jul 2003 15:26:42 GMT, Dave Pearson wrote:

* Dr. Speedbyrd: :

On 30 Jul 2003 08:15:19 GMT, Dave Pearson wrote:

Skippy? Reading problems too huh? But, yes, I did "hear" what you said.
Think about it.

Skippy, you remind me of one of those litte yappy poodles that old
spinsters keep around as their sole companions 'cause they can't get
anything better. Your old lady doesn't let you get a word in sideways, so
you have to vent your machismo on here. Lucky us.

Ever thought of looking a little closer to home "dr"? Really, what's with
this bizarre little fantasy of yours? Why do you feel the need to insult
someone's wife? Machismo problems perhaps? Is that why you mentioned them?

And you accuse people around here of having "too much free time".

*Blam*

Blast, there goes another bloody irony meter.

"yap yap yap yap, bark! bark! bark! bark! yap yap yap", goes the short-statured, henpecked
peckerwood

* Dr. Speedbyrd: :

"yap yap yap yap, bark! bark! bark! bark! yap yap yap", goes the
short-statured, henpecked peckerwood

Resorted to talking about yourself in the third person now eh?

--
Dave Pearson
http://www.davep.org/

On 30 Jul 2003 19:49:27 -0500, "Dr. Speedbyrd:"
wrote:

doesn't take much to entertain the yappy little foreigner

Usenet is international so it's impossible to be a foreigner.

Get real.

--
Alan White
Twenty-eight miles NW of Glasgow.
Overlooking Loch Goil and Loch Long in Argyll, Scotland.
http://tinyurl.com/55v3

Look guys, don't you think its is time you stopped this? Poor old DS has not
got the joke, does not know what is going on, and it's like bear baiting. I
know we are all laughing, but it is too cruel...

On 31 Jul 2003 07:58:58 GMT, Dave Pearson wrote:

* Dr. Speedbyrd: :

"yap yap yap yap, bark! bark! bark! bark! yap yap yap", goes the
short-statured, henpecked peckerwood

Resorted to talking about yourself in the third person now eh?


Little lady still nipping at your heels, EH?


yap yap yap yap yap, bark bark bark!
(lttle Davie cowers under the shadow of his dominerring woman!)

EH?

On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 12:49:06 +0100, Alan White wrote:

On 30 Jul 2003 19:49:27 -0500, "Dr. Speedbyrd:"
wrote:

doesn't take much to entertain the yappy little foreigner

Usenet is international so it's impossible to be a foreigner.

Get real.

You're a foreigher, like it or not.

Get ****ed.

On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 12:37:43 +0000 (UTC), "quilljar" wrote:

Look guys, don't you think its is time you stopped this? Poor old DS has not
got the joke, does not know what is going on, and it's like bear baiting. I
know we are all laughing, but it is too cruel...



You want a good laugh, look in the mirror. The joke is really on you little people.

It wasn't much of a joke. Your existence is a joke. A real kneeslapper!

* Dr. Speedbyrd: :

On 31 Jul 2003 07:58:58 GMT, Dave Pearson wrote:

* Dr. Speedbyrd: :

"yap yap yap yap, bark! bark! bark! bark! yap yap yap", goes the
short-statured, henpecked peckerwood

Resorted to talking about yourself in the third person now eh?

Little lady still nipping at your heels, EH?

Make your mind up, either she's "dominerring"(sic) or she's a "little lady
nipping at [my] heels". I mean, if you're gonna spend your far-too-copious
free time trotting your bizarre little fantasies about your correspondents
out on a daily basis you could try and make them actually self-consistent.

yap yap yap yap yap, bark bark bark!

Leash hurting you is it? Don't pull so hard then.

EH?

One day you're realise that your strange little fantasies about your
correspondents and those around them aren't actually real life. Good to see
you're taking the first step to recovery.

--
Dave Pearson
http://www.davep.org/

yap yap yap goes the little puppy, hoping for the last word he'll never get! Bark! Bark!,
that's a good puppy, minding his domineering woman. EH?
How Canadian!



On 31 Jul 2003 14:38:58 GMT, Dave Pearson wrote:

* Dr. Speedbyrd: :

On 31 Jul 2003 07:58:58 GMT, Dave Pearson wrote:

* Dr. Speedbyrd: :

"yap yap yap yap, bark! bark! bark! bark! yap yap yap", goes the
short-statured, henpecked peckerwood

Resorted to talking about yourself in the third person now eh?

Little lady still nipping at your heels, EH?

Make your mind up, either she's "dominerring"(sic) or she's a "little lady
nipping at [my] heels". I mean, if you're gonna spend your far-too-copious
free time trotting your bizarre little fantasies about your correspondents
out on a daily basis you could try and make them actually self-consistent.

yap yap yap yap yap, bark bark bark!

Leash hurting you is it? Don't pull so hard then.

EH?

One day you're realise that your strange little fantasies about your
correspondents and those around them aren't actually real life. Good to see
you're taking the first step to recovery.