How to store a B-52 in my garage ???

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I say he'd fit nicely in the soaring community ;-)

It will fit into the garage, you are just doing it wrong.

1. Remove cat and Yugo from garage.
2. Fly B-52.
3. Over garage, point nose straight down.
4. With enough speed, it will fit.
5. If you did not file a flight plan, that will be reported as the cause of
the crash.

Take off the engines. In that case in a gliding society we can be of
service. Now unfortunately not. Good luck.

Thoughts on the comment below.

1/ So supposing we take the engines off, and then get the C of G back to
where it should be?

2/ Does anyone know of a 4 mile wide thermal to get lift from, or do we
have to tow it to some wave? Guess we would need a war ship towing into a
100 kt wind to do a winch launch!

3/ So just what would it glide angle be in this configuration? It's got
huge and efficient wings (but at what airspeed) for a start!

:-)



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Take off the engines. In that case in a gliding society we can be of
service. Now unfortunately not. Good luck.

Leave to soak overnight in a lake
Hang out to dry and watch it shrink