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Old June 9th 04, 12:11 AM
ArtKramr
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Default Pigs.

The President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House
holding a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs,

sir."

The President replies: "These are not just pigs, these are very rare.

They are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I
got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld .

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade,
sir."




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Old June 9th 04, 02:53 AM
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Art,

You owe me a keyboard.

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Jim

carry on




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Old June 9th 04, 03:00 AM
Brian Colwell
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"ArtKramr" wrote in message
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The President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House

holding a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs,

sir."

The President replies: "These are not just pigs, these are very rare.

They are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I
got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld .

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade,
sir."




Arthur Kramer
344th BG 494th BS
England, France, Belgium, Holland, Germany
Visit my WW II B-26 website at:
http://www.coastcomp.com/artkramer


That's a good one, Art. :-))

BMC


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Old June 9th 04, 04:04 AM
ArtKramr
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Subject: Pigs.
From: Orval Fairbairn
Date: 6/8/04 7:31 PM Pacific Daylight Time
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In article ,
(ArtKramr) wrote:

The President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House

holding a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs,

sir."

The President replies: "These are not just pigs, these are very rare.

They are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I
got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld .

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade,
sir."




Arthur Kramer
344th BG 494th BS
England, France, Belgium, Holland, Germany
Visit my WW II B-26 website at:
http://www.coastcomp.com/artkramer


The way I originally heard it was that then-Pres. Clinton came off the
plane with two genuine arkansas razorbacks. He said, " I got them for
Hillary and Chelsea."

Then the Marine snaps and says, "nice trade, sir!"



It good that way too, but a little out of date.


Arthur Kramer
344th BG 494th BS
England, France, Belgium, Holland, Germany
Visit my WW II B-26 website at:
http://www.coastcomp.com/artkramer

 




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