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  #1  
Old November 12th 06, 01:57 AM posted to alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Posts: 975
Default Cross Eyed

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"nemo" verbally sodomised in
. uk:

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
ah thole wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally
sodomised in
s.com:

Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
On 22 Oct 2006 02:34:59 -0700, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
found these unused words floating
about:

ah thole wrote:
Tim Bruening wrote:
Christians can get cross-eyed, and Jews can get
starry-eyed.
Can
Muslims become crescent eyed?

Can Protestants become pie-eyed?

Mathematicians can get pi-eyed. But a fag like you will
get
cock-eyed.

... and crossposters will get a high ding.~!

I heard Haydn often when into hiding.

What had hay done?

His Bach was worse than his Beat, hoven.

Aceed, "Was he Leary, or not?"

Rack off, man!

Yers. A composer named after a 60s/70s UK thug landlord and a
shot in Billiards: Rackman In-Off!

A bloke who went deaf after being trampled by a horse: Beethoven.

Pardon?

C hear.

C der tree?

Cheddar tree.


What does your cheese preference have to do with classical music, Kyle?


Everything.


Really?

--
Phil Kyleâ„¢

T
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S o n o
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  #2  
Old November 16th 06, 02:28 PM posted to alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 975
Default Cross Eyed

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ps.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"nemo" verbally sodomised in
. uk:

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
ah thole wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally
sodomised in
s.com:

Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
On 22 Oct 2006 02:34:59 -0700, "Michael Baldwin,
Bruce" found these unused words
floating about:

ah thole wrote:
Tim Bruening wrote:
Christians can get cross-eyed, and Jews can get
starry-eyed.
Can
Muslims become crescent eyed?

Can Protestants become pie-eyed?

Mathematicians can get pi-eyed. But a fag like you
will get
cock-eyed.

... and crossposters will get a high ding.~!

I heard Haydn often when into hiding.

What had hay done?

His Bach was worse than his Beat, hoven.

Aceed, "Was he Leary, or not?"

Rack off, man!

Yers. A composer named after a 60s/70s UK thug landlord and a
shot in Billiards: Rackman In-Off!

A bloke who went deaf after being trampled by a horse:
Beethoven.

Pardon?

C hear.

C der tree?

Cheddar tree.

What does your cheese preference have to do with classical music,
Kyle?

Everything.


Really?


Yes, it is fundamental. In that it funds my drugs.


The drugs you inject into your 4 legs?

--
Phil Kyleâ„¢

T
h i
i s
s l
f i l
S o n o
i u e n
g r s g


  #3  
Old November 17th 06, 03:45 AM posted to alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 975
Default Cross Eyed

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
oups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ps.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"nemo" verbally sodomised in
. uk:

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
message
oups.com...
.
ah thole wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally
sodomised in
s.co
m:

Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
On 22 Oct 2006 02:34:59 -0700, "Michael Baldwin,
Bruce" found these unused
words floating about:

ah thole wrote:
Tim Bruening wrote:
Christians can get cross-eyed, and Jews can
get starry-eyed.
Can
Muslims become crescent eyed?

Can Protestants become pie-eyed?

Mathematicians can get pi-eyed. But a fag like
you will get
cock-eyed.

... and crossposters will get a high ding.~!

I heard Haydn often when into hiding.

What had hay done?

His Bach was worse than his Beat, hoven.

Aceed, "Was he Leary, or not?"

Rack off, man!

Yers. A composer named after a 60s/70s UK thug landlord and
a shot in Billiards: Rackman In-Off!

A bloke who went deaf after being trampled by a horse:
Beethoven.

Pardon?

C hear.

C der tree?

Cheddar tree.

What does your cheese preference have to do with classical music,
Kyle?

Everything.

Really?

Yes, it is fundamental. In that it funds my drugs.


The drugs you inject into your 4 legs?


I don't have four legs.


Oh, that's right. Four arms.

--
Phil Kyleâ„¢

T
h i
i s
s l
f i l
S o n o
i u e n
g r s g


  #4  
Old November 18th 06, 03:29 AM posted to alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 975
Default Cross Eyed

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
oups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ps.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised
in ups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"nemo" verbally sodomised in
. uk:

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
message
oups.co
m

..
.
ah thole wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
verbally sodomised in
s
.

co
m:

Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
On 22 Oct 2006 02:34:59 -0700, "Michael
Baldwin, Bruce" found these
unused words floating about:

ah thole wrote:
Tim Bruening wrote:
Christians can get cross-eyed, and Jews
can get starry-eyed.
Can
Muslims become crescent eyed?

Can Protestants become pie-eyed?

Mathematicians can get pi-eyed. But a fag like
you will get
cock-eyed.

... and crossposters will get a high ding.~!

I heard Haydn often when into hiding.

What had hay done?

His Bach was worse than his Beat, hoven.

Aceed, "Was he Leary, or not?"

Rack off, man!

Yers. A composer named after a 60s/70s UK thug landlord
and a shot in Billiards: Rackman In-Off!

A bloke who went deaf after being trampled by a horse:
Beethoven.

Pardon?

C hear.

C der tree?

Cheddar tree.

What does your cheese preference have to do with classical
music, Kyle?

Everything.

Really?

Yes, it is fundamental. In that it funds my drugs.

The drugs you inject into your 4 legs?

I don't have four legs.


Oh, that's right. Four arms.

Two left and two right.


Are you a chef?

--
Phil Kyleâ„¢

T
h i
i s
s l
f i l
S o n o
i u e n
g r s g


  #5  
Old November 19th 06, 12:54 AM posted to alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 975
Default Cross Eyed

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
oups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
oups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised
in ps.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally
sodomised in
ups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"nemo" verbally sodomised in
. uk:

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
message
oups
.

co
m
..
.
ah thole wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
verbally sodomised in

u

ps
.
co
m:

Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
On 22 Oct 2006 02:34:59 -0700, "Michael
Baldwin, Bruce" found
these unused words floating about:

ah thole wrote:
Tim Bruening wrote:
Christians can get cross-eyed, and Jews
can get starry-eyed.
Can
Muslims become crescent eyed?

Can Protestants become pie-eyed?

Mathematicians can get pi-eyed. But a fag
like you will get
cock-eyed.

... and crossposters will get a high ding.~!

I heard Haydn often when into hiding.

What had hay done?

His Bach was worse than his Beat, hoven.

Aceed, "Was he Leary, or not?"

Rack off, man!

Yers. A composer named after a 60s/70s UK thug
landlord and a shot in Billiards: Rackman In-Off!

A bloke who went deaf after being trampled by a horse:
Beethoven.

Pardon?

C hear.

C der tree?

Cheddar tree.

What does your cheese preference have to do with classical
music, Kyle?

Everything.

Really?

Yes, it is fundamental. In that it funds my drugs.

The drugs you inject into your 4 legs?

I don't have four legs.

Oh, that's right. Four arms.

Two left and two right.


Are you a chef?


No, I'm not American!


Haven't we already established that?

--
Phil Kyleâ„¢

T
h i
i s
s l
f i l
S o n o
i u e n
g r s g


  #6  
Old November 21st 06, 12:47 AM posted to alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.music.classical,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 975
Default Cross Eyed

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
oups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised
in oups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally
sodomised in
ps.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally
sodomised in
ups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in

:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"nemo" verbally sodomised
in
. uk
:

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote
in message
o
u

ps
.
co
m
..
.
ah thole wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
verbally sodomised in

g

ro
u
ps
.
co
m:

Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
On 22 Oct 2006 02:34:59 -0700, "Michael
Baldwin, Bruce" found
these unused words floating about:

ah thole wrote:
Tim Bruening wrote:
Christians can get cross-eyed, and
Jews can get starry-eyed.
Can
Muslims become crescent eyed?

Can Protestants become pie-eyed?

Mathematicians can get pi-eyed. But a
fag like you will get
cock-eyed.

... and crossposters will get a high
ding.~!

I heard Haydn often when into hiding.

What had hay done?

His Bach was worse than his Beat, hoven.

Aceed, "Was he Leary, or not?"

Rack off, man!

Yers. A composer named after a 60s/70s UK thug
landlord and a shot in Billiards: Rackman In-Off!

A bloke who went deaf after being trampled by a
horse: Beethoven.

Pardon?

C hear.

C der tree?

Cheddar tree.

What does your cheese preference have to do with
classical music, Kyle?

Everything.

Really?

Yes, it is fundamental. In that it funds my drugs.

The drugs you inject into your 4 legs?

I don't have four legs.

Oh, that's right. Four arms.

Two left and two right.

Are you a chef?

No, I'm not American!


Haven't we already established that?

Dunno. I knew it all along.


Of course you did. Its not like you're an American now, is it?

--
Phil Kyleâ„¢

T
h i
i s
s l
f i l
S o n o
i u e n
g r s g


  #7  
Old November 24th 06, 12:59 AM posted to alt.humor,ne.weather,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 975
Default Cross Eyed

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
oups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
oups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised
in ups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally
sodomised in
oups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally
sodomised in
ps.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally
sodomised in
ups.com
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in

:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
-secrets.
c

om
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"nemo" verbally sodomised
in

.

uk
:

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote in message

g

ro
u
ps
.
co
m
..
.
ah thole wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce"

verbally sodomised in

g

le
g
ro
u
ps
.
co
m:

Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
On 22 Oct 2006 02:34:59 -0700,
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
found
these unused words floating about:

ah thole wrote:
Tim Bruening wrote:
Christians can get cross-eyed,
and Jews can get starry-eyed.
Can
Muslims become crescent eyed?

Can Protestants become pie-eyed?

Mathematicians can get pi-eyed. But a
fag like you will get
cock-eyed.

... and crossposters will get a high
ding.~!

I heard Haydn often when into hiding.

What had hay done?

His Bach was worse than his Beat, hoven.

Aceed, "Was he Leary, or not?"

Rack off, man!

Yers. A composer named after a 60s/70s UK thug
landlord and a shot in Billiards: Rackman
In-Off!

A bloke who went deaf after being trampled by a
horse: Beethoven.

Pardon?

C hear.

C der tree?

Cheddar tree.

What does your cheese preference have to do with
classical music, Kyle?

Everything.

Really?

Yes, it is fundamental. In that it funds my drugs.

The drugs you inject into your 4 legs?

I don't have four legs.

Oh, that's right. Four arms.

Two left and two right.

Are you a chef?

No, I'm not American!

Haven't we already established that?

Dunno. I knew it all along.


Of course you did. Its not like you're an American now, is it?

I might be double bluffing.


Sure, I'd love to see you pull that one off.

--
Phil Kyleâ„¢

T
h i
i s
s l
f i l
S o n o
i u e n
g r s g


 




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