New bug wiper system

On Apr 2, 12:54*pm, Brad wrote:

Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
your wing.
Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges. By the
time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off. No
bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.

#711 bugspotdotcom.

April 1.............?

Original post was at 10:22 AM, April 2. Do try to keep up.

On Apr 1, 6:21*pm, Bruce Hoult wrote:
On Apr 2, 12:54*pm, Brad wrote:



Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
your wing.
Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges. By the
time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off. No
bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.

#711 bugspotdotcom.

April 1.............?

Original post was at 10:22 AM, April 2. Do try to keep up.

oooops.........................how embarrassing, thanks for setting me
straight!
shall I send you a roll of soggy toilet paper? It would look smashing
on your wings there ol' chap.

Brad

On Apr 1, 8:08�pm, Brad wrote:
On Apr 1, 6:21�pm, Bruce Hoult wrote:





On Apr 2, 12:54�pm, Brad wrote:

Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
your wing.
Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges. By the
time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off. No
bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.

#711 bugspotdotcom.

April 1.............?

Original post was at 10:22 AM, April 2. Do try to keep up.

oooops.........................how embarrassing, thanks for setting me
straight!
shall I send you a roll of soggy toilet paper? It would look smashing
on your wings there ol' chap.

Brad- Hide quoted text -

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Newsgroups: rec.aviation.soaring
From: Tom Kelley
Date: Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:15:24 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Thurs, Apr 1 2010 3:15 pm
Subject: New bug wiper system

Thats the time in USA MTN time of post.
Brad,
I need dealers, please don't send wrong stuff, watered down paper ka
chings shipping costs. New products under development are triple yaw
strings(cut in the right length and thickness) and a new vent system.

#711 bugspotdotcom

On Apr 1, 7:38*pm, Tom Kelley wrote:
On Apr 1, 8:08 pm, Brad wrote:



On Apr 1, 6:21 pm, Bruce Hoult wrote:

On Apr 2, 12:54 pm, Brad wrote:

Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
your wing.
Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges. By the
time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off.. No
bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.

#711 bugspotdotcom.

April 1.............?

Original post was at 10:22 AM, April 2. Do try to keep up.

oooops.........................how embarrassing, thanks for setting me
straight!
shall I send you a roll of soggy toilet paper? It would look smashing
on your wings there ol' chap.

Brad- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Newsgroups: rec.aviation.soaring
From: Tom Kelley
Date: Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:15:24 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Thurs, Apr 1 2010 3:15 pm
Subject: New bug wiper system

Thats the time in USA MTN time of post.
Brad,
I need dealers, please don't send wrong stuff, watered down paper ka
chings shipping costs. New products under development are triple yaw
strings(cut in the right length and thickness) and a new vent system.

#711 bugspotdotcom

I'm working on a system using electric motors a few pulleys and
fishing line that automatically wipes your ass. Any chance we could so
a swap?

Darryl

On Apr 1, 9:04�pm, Darryl Ramm wrote:
On Apr 1, 7:38�pm, Tom Kelley wrote:





On Apr 1, 8:08 pm, Brad wrote:

On Apr 1, 6:21 pm, Bruce Hoult wrote:

On Apr 2, 12:54 pm, Brad wrote:

Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
your wing.
Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges. By the
time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off. No
bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.

#711 bugspotdotcom.

April 1.............?

Original post was at 10:22 AM, April 2. Do try to keep up.

oooops.........................how embarrassing, thanks for setting me
straight!
shall I send you a roll of soggy toilet paper? It would look smashing
on your wings there ol' chap.

Brad- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Newsgroups: rec.aviation.soaring
From: Tom Kelley
Date: Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:15:24 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Thurs, Apr 1 2010 3:15 pm
Subject: New bug wiper system

Thats the time in USA MTN time of post.
Brad,
I need dealers, please don't send wrong stuff, watered down paper ka
chings shipping costs. New products under development are triple yaw
strings(cut in the right length and thickness) and a new vent system.

#711 bugspotdotcom

I'm working on a system using electric motors a few pulleys and
fishing line that automatically wipes your ass. Any chance we could so
a swap?

Darryl- Hide quoted text -

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Trust me, its not the paper you use, Darryl, as it only works when you
use the right..................water. Now, thats only disclosed after
you become a dealer or purchase the product.

#711 bugspotdotcom

On Apr 1, 8:15*pm, Tom Kelley wrote:
On Apr 1, 9:04 pm, Darryl Ramm wrote:





On Apr 1, 7:38 pm, Tom Kelley wrote:

On Apr 1, 8:08 pm, Brad wrote:

On Apr 1, 6:21 pm, Bruce Hoult wrote:

On Apr 2, 12:54 pm, Brad wrote:

Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
your wing.
Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges.. By the
time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off. No
bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.

#711 bugspotdotcom.

April 1.............?

Original post was at 10:22 AM, April 2. Do try to keep up.

oooops.........................how embarrassing, thanks for setting me
straight!
shall I send you a roll of soggy toilet paper? It would look smashing
on your wings there ol' chap.

Brad- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Newsgroups: rec.aviation.soaring
From: Tom Kelley
Date: Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:15:24 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Thurs, Apr 1 2010 3:15 pm
Subject: New bug wiper system

Thats the time in USA MTN time of post.
Brad,
I need dealers, please don't send wrong stuff, watered down paper ka
chings shipping costs. New products under development are triple yaw
strings(cut in the right length and thickness) and a new vent system.

#711 bugspotdotcom

I'm working on a system using electric motors a few pulleys and
fishing line that automatically wipes your ass. Any chance we could so
a swap?

Darryl- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Trust me, its not the paper you use, Darryl, as it only works when you
use the right..................water. Now, thats only disclosed after
you become a dealer or purchase the product.

#711 bugspotdotcom

ok...................I gt first dibs on the dealer spot.............
shove off there Darryl.......

On Apr 1, 8:20*pm, Brad wrote:
On Apr 1, 8:15*pm, Tom Kelley wrote:



On Apr 1, 9:04 pm, Darryl Ramm wrote:

On Apr 1, 7:38 pm, Tom Kelley wrote:

On Apr 1, 8:08 pm, Brad wrote:

On Apr 1, 6:21 pm, Bruce Hoult wrote:

On Apr 2, 12:54 pm, Brad wrote:

Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
your wing.
Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges. By the
time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off. No
bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.

#711 bugspotdotcom.

April 1.............?

Original post was at 10:22 AM, April 2. Do try to keep up.

oooops.........................how embarrassing, thanks for setting me
straight!
shall I send you a roll of soggy toilet paper? It would look smashing
on your wings there ol' chap.

Brad- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Newsgroups: rec.aviation.soaring
From: Tom Kelley
Date: Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:15:24 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Thurs, Apr 1 2010 3:15 pm
Subject: New bug wiper system

Thats the time in USA MTN time of post.
Brad,
I need dealers, please don't send wrong stuff, watered down paper ka
chings shipping costs. New products under development are triple yaw
strings(cut in the right length and thickness) and a new vent system.

#711 bugspotdotcom

I'm working on a system using electric motors a few pulleys and
fishing line that automatically wipes your ass. Any chance we could so
a swap?

Darryl- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Trust me, its not the paper you use, Darryl, as it only works when you
use the right..................water. Now, thats only disclosed after
you become a dealer or purchase the product.

#711 bugspotdotcom

ok...................I gt first dibs on the dealer spot.............
shove off there Darryl.......

Too late. Bob K. has already reversed engineered the entire process
(bug wiper not ass wiper that is) and is chopping down trees in his
backyard (with a Sawzall) to make paper...

Darryl

On Apr 1, 9:26�pm, Darryl Ramm wrote:
On Apr 1, 8:20�pm, Brad wrote:





On Apr 1, 8:15�pm, Tom Kelley wrote:

On Apr 1, 9:04 pm, Darryl Ramm wrote:

On Apr 1, 7:38 pm, Tom Kelley wrote:

On Apr 1, 8:08 pm, Brad wrote:

On Apr 1, 6:21 pm, Bruce Hoult wrote:

On Apr 2, 12:54 pm, Brad wrote:

Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
your wing.
Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges. By the
time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off. No
bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.

#711 bugspotdotcom.

April 1.............?

Original post was at 10:22 AM, April 2. Do try to keep up.

oooops.........................how embarrassing, thanks for setting me
straight!
shall I send you a roll of soggy toilet paper? It would look smashing
on your wings there ol' chap.

Brad- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Newsgroups: rec.aviation.soaring
From: Tom Kelley
Date: Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:15:24 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Thurs, Apr 1 2010 3:15 pm
Subject: New bug wiper system

Thats the time in USA MTN time of post.
Brad,
I need dealers, please don't send wrong stuff, watered down paper ka
chings shipping costs. New products under development are triple yaw
strings(cut in the right length and thickness) and a new vent system.

#711 bugspotdotcom

I'm working on a system using electric motors a few pulleys and
fishing line that automatically wipes your ass. Any chance we could so
a swap?

Darryl- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Trust me, its not the paper you use, Darryl, as it only works when you
use the right..................water. Now, thats only disclosed after
you become a dealer or purchase the product.

#711 bugspotdotcom

ok...................I gt first dibs on the dealer spot.............
shove off there Darryl.......

Too late. Bob K. has already reversed engineered the entire process
(bug wiper not ass wiper that is) and is chopping down trees in his
backyard (with a Sawzall) to make paper...

Darryl- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Hey Darryl,
Just got an email saying your bug wiper tests aren't going well.
Something about a loop in the line and well, neutering. Ouch.........

On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:21:05 -0700, Bruce Hoult wrote:

On Apr 2, 12:54Â*pm, Brad wrote:

Bugs only hang out within several hundred feet of the ground. So, new
system is designed to keep them off and then if you stay high, you
need not them high cost bug wipers which might fall off and damage
your wing.
Have your crew soak a roll of toilet paper, yep, and several minutes
before you tow off have, them run it along your leading edges. By the
time you reach release altitude it will have dryed and fallen off. No
bugs and just stay high for the rest of the day. The cheaper 2 ply
stuff might work better than the 4 ply stuff.

#711 bugspotdotcom.

April 1.............?

Original post was at 10:22 AM, April 2. Do try to keep up.

You're behind the times, son. Original post was 1 April 2010 14:15 PDT.


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