Jim Burns is An Old Man Today

("Jay Honeck" wrote)
Unless this is a plastic kiddie wading pool, you can't do that in anything
less than a day.

Don't ask me how I know this...


1975-1978 High School pool lifeguard

"Floaties"

1. Colander (plastic strainer) + strong chlorine in a bleach jug + 1 gallon
pail.
2. Move kids away from the particular area (usually a corner for some
reason).
3. Lowest guard on the seniority list scoops the poop into pail.
4. Other guard opens side door.
5. Fling floatie(s) outside onto grass.
6. Pour gallon of concentrated chlorine around the area.
7. Make kids wait 15 minutes before they can swim in that area.
8. Point to some older kids, have them come over, sit on the side, and kick
the water to stir up the chlorine after 15 minutes - just to make sure. Hey,
we were the (17 year old) lifeguards - kids did what we told them to do.
:-)

200 kids in pool continue to play and swim.

We learned not to try scooping with the 1 gallon plastic ice cream container
because the scooping motion would often push the "catch of the day" away
from the lip of the pail. The colander was the thing that made out system
work. g


Montblack

In rec.aviation.student Montblack wrote:

(BTW, there's a beautiful 180 for sale over at my local airport)

Cessna-180 or Cherokee-180?

Best regards,

Jer/ "Flight instruction and mountain flying are my vocations!"
--
Jer/ (Slash) Eberhard, Mountain Flying Aviation, LTD, Ft Collins, CO
CELL 970 231-6325 EMAIL jeratfrii.com http://users.frii.com/jer/
C-206 N9513G, CFII Airplane&Glider FAA-DEN Aviation Safety Counselor
CAP-CO Mission&Aircraft CheckPilot BM218 HAM N0FZD 240 Young Eagles!

Rofl... Thanks for that great non-present, believe me, it's appreciated,
especially during this "day after".

Jim

"Montblack" wrote in message
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("Jay Honeck" wrote)
Ahem. (tap-tap-tap --- Is this thing on...?)

Just an FYI to all of you rec.aviation regulars out the Jim Burns
turns the big FOUR-OH today, in Steven's Point, WI, U.S.A.


Happy. Happy.

My present to you, Jim:
I will NOT sing: "Haaaappy Birthday .....Mr President."

The Big '40' Birthday Party:

"Well it's 9:15 pm, we're all pretty tired (yawn). Why don't we call it a
night."

"So soon? The night is young."

"Yeah, but by the time we drive home, get ready for bed, let the dog out -
well, now you're talking 10:15 pm. Maybe even 10:30 pm! We just can't stay
out late like that anymore." g


Montblack - Turned 40 under Clinton ...you know what I mean!
(BTW, there's a beautiful 180 for sale over at my local airport)

("Jim Burns" wrote)
Rofl... Thanks for that great non-present, believe me, it's appreciated,
especially during this "day after".


THE "DAY AFTER"? WHAT'S THAT?

OH, I GET IT NOW. THE "DAY AFTER" YOUR PARTY.

HOW'S THE HEAD?

[OSCAR WINNING SONG - 1972]
"THERE'S GOT TO BE A MORNING AFTER..."

HERE'S A FUN LINE:
"...LET"S KEEP ON LOOKING FOR THE LIGHT"


MONTBLACK
DARN CAP LOCK KEY AGAIN! G

Montblack - Turned 40 under Clinton ...you know what I mean!
(BTW, there's a beautiful 180 for sale over at my local airport)

Piper or Cessna?

("john smith" wrote)
Montblack - Turned 40 under Clinton ...you know what I mean!
(BTW, there's a beautiful 180 for sale over at my local airport)

Piper or Cessna?


Oops. Cessna 180.

Don't know the details, will try contacting the owner tomorrow.


Montblack

Thanks all.... actually my birthday isn't until the 19th, but this was the
closest opportunity for my wife to get everybody together so they could
abuse me.

Jim
(too many cold ones, too little cake)

"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
news:gYHOf.596299$084.468198@attbi_s22...
Ahem. (tap-tap-tap --- Is this thing on...?)

Just an FYI to all of you rec.aviation regulars out the Jim Burns
turns
the big FOUR-OH today, in Steven's Point, WI, U.S.A.

(His wife, Tami, promised him that we'd keep it quiet...)

:-)

Unfortunately, 1/8 mile vis with freezing rain and snow has kept us from
attending his surprise party today -- but perhaps you will all join us in
tipping a cold one in the general direction of Wisconsin for "old" Jim!

See Jim (or, at least, his awesome Aztec) in the Rec.Aviation Rogues
Gallery:

http://alexisparkinn.com/rogue's_gallery_a-h.htm#B

Blue skies, Jim!
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"

Thanks all.... actually my birthday isn't until the 19th, but this was
the
closest opportunity for my wife to get everybody together so they could
abuse me.

Hey -- that gives us almost two more weeks to abuse you!

:-)

Hope you had a good one, bud. Wish we coulda made it up.
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"

Hey -- that gives us almost two more weeks to abuse you!

That's what I'm afraid of!

Thanks for calling, sorry if I couldn't hear you too good, people in the
background were rather loud.

Jim

But 40 isn't old any more.


"Jim Burns" wrote in
message ...
| Hey -- that gives us almost two more weeks to abuse you!
|
| That's what I'm afraid of!
|
| Thanks for calling, sorry if I couldn't hear you too good,
people in the
| background were rather loud.
|
| Jim
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