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What happens if I accidently use my dick to control the plane ???



 
 
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Old June 14th 05, 10:46 AM
Tristan Beeline
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Default What happens if I accidently use my dick to control the plane ???

Will the plane still fly or will I crash ?
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Old June 14th 05, 04:39 PM
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Tristan Beeline wrote:

Will the plane still fly or will I crash ?


Won't it be uncomfortable sitting an inch from the yoke all the time?

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Old June 14th 05, 04:40 PM
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In article ,
Tristan Beeline wrote:
Will the plane still fly or will I crash ?


In your case, your flying technique will improve, as you are using the
smarter of your two brains.

Too bad you'll never be able to answer this question yourself, as your, er,
"shortcoming" will prevent your reaching the controls that way.

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Old June 14th 05, 06:51 PM
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How do you set a poster to ignore when using the google web reader?

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Old June 14th 05, 07:20 PM
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Your "unit" will not reach the yoke
You will crash


Tristan Beeline wrote:

Will the plane still fly or will I crash ?


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Old June 14th 05, 07:21 PM
John Galban
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Robert M. Gary wrote:
How do you set a poster to ignore when using the google web reader?


You just ignore it. With this troll's typical subject lines, it
shouldn't be very difficult.

By the way, each one of you rec.aviation posters that responded to
this post actually played right into the troll's hands. His intention
was to get rec.aviation posters to post junk in a group called
finet.unet. By responding to his post without trimming the groups, you
did exactly that. That's why he keeps coming back here. You guys are
troll gold.

John Galban=====N4BQ (PA28-180)

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Old June 14th 05, 08:11 PM
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What will probably happen is what happened to the DC-3 that did an
"off-airport" landing in Ft. Lauderdale. Or that dude that kamikazied the
house near Houston last week.

Many pilots seem to be using this technique.

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Old June 14th 05, 10:24 PM
Montblack
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("John Galban" wrote)
By the way, each one of you rec.aviation posters that responded to
this post actually played right into the troll's hands. His intention
was to get rec.aviation posters to post junk in a group called
finet.unet. By responding to his post without trimming the groups, you
did exactly that. That's why he keeps coming back here. You guys are
troll gold.



Agreed.

I usually trim down to just rec.aviation groups if there is a cross-post. I
caught that second newsgroup too late in the Red Baron thread (by the same
person). Rote. My bad.

I fear 'outsiders' ruining rec.aviation*.


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The Last Valley (1971) Michael Caine, Omar Sharif
....30 Years War. Remote valley paradise is discovered by 'outsiders.'

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Old June 16th 05, 02:11 AM
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The term "holding short" will have a whole new meaning for you ;-)

FB

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Old June 26th 05, 03:43 AM
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In article , Newps
wrote:

Tristan Beeline wrote:

Will the plane still fly or will I crash ?


Won't it be uncomfortable sitting an inch from the yoke all the time?

I just checked out this troll's home base; finet.unet. after it
x-posted to alt.drugs.pot, and was reading the bait posts. Yours was a
funny response indeed! LOL!
 




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