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Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder" wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in ooglegroups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Phil Kyle" wrote in message ... Peter Hucker wrote in news Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!) The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work and that he does have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no! -- This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I can't seem to change it. Mr Pounder French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker. Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up. You miss spelt MS. I think not. Yes, we've noticed. "We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one. You still walked right into it. When is the last time that somebody told you that you are boring? Boring? Moi? |
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder" wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in ooglegroups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Phil Kyle" wrote in message ... Peter Hucker wrote in news Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!) The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work and that he does have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no! -- This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I can't seem to change it. Mr Pounder French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker. Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up. You miss spelt MS. I think not. Yes, we've noticed. "We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one. You still walked right into it. I think not. When is the last time that somebody told you that you are boring? Boring? Moi? Wee. Mr Pounder |
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder" wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in ooglegroups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Phil Kyle" wrote in message ... Peter Hucker wrote in news Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!) The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work and that he does have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no! -- This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I can't seem to change it. Mr Pounder French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker. Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up. You miss spelt MS. I think not. Yes, we've noticed. "We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one. You still walked right into it. I think not. Thanks for reminding us again but we already know. When is the last time that somebody told you that you are boring? Boring? Moi? Wee. In your pants? |
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder" wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in ooglegroups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Phil Kyle" wrote in message ... Peter Hucker wrote in news Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!) The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work and that he does have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no! -- This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I can't seem to change it. Mr Pounder French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker. Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up. You miss spelt MS. I think not. Yes, we've noticed. "We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one. You still walked right into it. I think not. Thanks for reminding us again but we already know. Bait taken, as always you take my bait. When is the last time that somebody told you that you are boring? Boring? Moi? Wee. In your pants? ffs Mr Pounder |
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder" wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in ooglegroups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Phil Kyle" wrote in message ... Peter Hucker wrote in news Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!) The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work and that he does have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no! -- This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I can't seem to change it. Mr Pounder French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker. Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up. You miss spelt MS. I think not. Yes, we've noticed. "We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one. You still walked right into it. I think not. Thanks for reminding us again but we already know. Bait taken, as always you take my bait. No, you've taken mine. Again. When is the last time that somebody told you that you are boring? Boring? Moi? Wee. In your pants? ffs So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh? |
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder" wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in ooglegroups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Phil Kyle" wrote in message ... Peter Hucker wrote in news Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!) The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work and that he does have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no! -- This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I can't seem to change it. Mr Pounder French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker. Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up. You miss spelt MS. I think not. Yes, we've noticed. "We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one. You still walked right into it. I think not. Thanks for reminding us again but we already know. Bait taken, as always you take my bait. No, you've taken mine. Again. Cute, nice try :-) When is the last time that somebody told you that you are boring? Boring? Moi? Wee. In your pants? ffs So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh? You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient. Google is your friend, use it. Mr Pounder |
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder" wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in ooglegroups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Phil Kyle" wrote in message ... Peter Hucker wrote in news Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!) The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work and that he does have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no! -- This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I can't seem to change it. Mr Pounder French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker. Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up. You miss spelt MS. I think not. Yes, we've noticed. "We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one. You still walked right into it. I think not. Thanks for reminding us again but we already know. Bait taken, as always you take my bait. No, you've taken mine. Again. Cute, nice try :-) I know. You should try it sometime. When is the last time that somebody told you that you are boring? Boring? Moi? Wee. In your pants? ffs So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh? You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient. Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember? Google is your friend, use it. I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.) |
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder" wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in ooglegroups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Phil Kyle" wrote in message ... Peter Hucker wrote in news Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!) The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work and that he does have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no! -- This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I can't seem to change it. Mr Pounder French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker. Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up. You miss spelt MS. I think not. Yes, we've noticed. "We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one. You still walked right into it. I think not. Thanks for reminding us again but we already know. Bait taken, as always you take my bait. No, you've taken mine. Again. Cute, nice try :-) I know. You should try it sometime. When is the last time that somebody told you that you are boring? Boring? Moi? Wee. In your pants? ffs So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh? You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient. Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember? No. Google is your friend, use it. I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.) Yes. Mr Pounder |
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder" wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in ooglegroups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Phil Kyle" wrote in message ... Peter Hucker wrote in news Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!) The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work and that he does have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no! -- This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I can't seem to change it. Mr Pounder French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker. Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up. You miss spelt MS. I think not. Yes, we've noticed. "We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one. You still walked right into it. I think not. Thanks for reminding us again but we already know. Bait taken, as always you take my bait. No, you've taken mine. Again. Cute, nice try :-) I know. You should try it sometime. When is the last time that somebody told you that you are boring? Boring? Moi? Wee. In your pants? ffs So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh? You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient. Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember? No. Yes. Google is your friend, use it. I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.) Yes. No. |
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... On May 23, 3:21 am, "Mr Pounder" wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in ooglegroups.com... Mr Pounder wrote: "Phil Kyle" wrote in message ... Peter Hucker wrote in news Management exam (I got 0 out of 4!) The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. Cue Zach claiming he heard this 2 months ago at work and that he does have friends, honest, he's not a fat loser, no! -- This was originaly my bloody joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry about spelling - spell check is in French & I can't seem to change it. Mr Pounder French? Yup, you definitely need a spill chucker. Spill Chucker is MS latest **** up. You miss spelt MS. I think not. Yes, we've noticed. "We" indeed. I am too long in the tooth to fall for that one. You still walked right into it. I think not. Thanks for reminding us again but we already know. Bait taken, as always you take my bait. No, you've taken mine. Again. Cute, nice try :-) I know. You should try it sometime. When is the last time that somebody told you that you are boring? Boring? Moi? Wee. In your pants? ffs So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh? You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient. Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember? No. Yes. No. Google is your friend, use it. I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.) Yes. No. Yes. Mr Pounder |
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