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"Pilots for 9/11 Truth"
"Dudley Henriques" wrote in message ink.net... "Jay B" wrote in message ps.com... Dudley Henriques wrote: God; you're a better man than me Orv. Those loonies would drive me absolutely nuts.....and for me that's a damn short drive :-)))) Its bad enough I have to turn on the TV at night and watch some moron tell me that George Bush personally flew down to New Orleans, put on a frogman suit, dove down to the bottom of the levee in the 9th ward and personally placed dynamite there to blow the levee up and flood the ward so that all the black people would have to move to Houston and so doing change the state of Louisiana to Republican! I actually had one Usenet idiot tell me that I wasn't Dudley Henriques because HE knew Dudley Henriques and knew where Dudley Henriques was. My wife answered him asking him to please send the real Dudley Henriques home because the one she had been living with for forty odd years was a real pain in the ass who didn't like to do yard work! Dudley Aw Damn, There goes ANOTHER perfectly good keyboard... :O) Jay B I should have warned you Jay.....sorry!! :-))) Dud I'm spending a fortune on Windex. No BS, the one here a while back about seeing UAV's on milk cartons did cause my mouse to get a RC Cola bath. |
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"Pilots for 9/11 Truth"
Ouch! That has to hurt!!
:-) D "Matt Barrow" wrote in message ... "Orval Fairbairn" wrote in message news In article et, "Dudley Henriques" wrote: I actually had one Usenet idiot tell me that I wasn't Dudley Henriques because HE knew Dudley Henriques and knew where Dudley Henriques was. My wife answered him asking him to please send the real Dudley Henriques home because the one she had been living with for forty odd years was a real pain in the ass who didn't like to do yard work! Dudley My wife would probably do the same. One time, she called me at work and one of my co-workers answered. He asked, "Is this his wife or his girlfriend?" She answered, "HE never told me he was married!" The poor guy wilted. Ever see the Verizon (?) ad where the guy answers the other guys video phone where the wife is doing a strip tease? |
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"Pilots for 9/11 Truth"
Like my Grandmother said, "honesty is the best policy"....or more probably
translated as, "when all else fails.......go for it!" :-) D "Matt Barrow" wrote in message ... "Dudley Henriques" wrote in message nk.net... "Orval Fairbairn" wrote in message news My wife would probably do the same. One time, she called me at work and one of my co-workers answered. He asked, "Is this his wife or his girlfriend?" She answered, "HE never told me he was married!" The poor guy wilted. That's a great comeback. Best comeback I ever saw was in a convenience store one morning where I go for coffee. It was about 7AM. I went in and was making my usual brew at the coffee counter. Standing there at the same time were a bunch of contractor type guys obviously getting their morning brew on the way to some hard labor job. In walks this absolutely unbelievable woman wearing a low cut mini dress; high heels; all made up...I mean she was a 10! Naturally, all of us couldn't help checking her out. She must have gotten up on the wrong side of the bed or something because she looked straight at this one guy who was staring at her with his coffee cup suspended in mid air not even able to drink it because it would mean looking at the cup instead of her :-) Anyway, this guy looked like a motorcycle gang member. He was HUGE; muscles in his teeth; short sleeve shirt with a pack of Salems wrapped up in the upper sleeve just over the tattoo.....you get the picture? She looks straight at him and literally snarls , "I sure hope you're getting an eyeful" Before anyone could react, the big guy answered her in a perfectly normal, extremely low keyed and very un-hostile voice and said, "I'm terribly sorry mamm. I didn't mean to be rude. Its just that you are so incredibly beautiful" I mean that snarl on her puss instantly turned into the biggest smile I ever saw. She just turned and walked away with her coffee smiling like a Cheshire cat while the rest of us idiots silently decided that THIS was ABSOLUTELY the way to go if this ever happened to us again!!!!!!! :-)) Dudley http://www.ejectejecteject.com/archives/000035.html - first page or so! :~) |
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Yard work was "Pilots for 9/11 Truth"
Yup, that's true. The timing part is in knowing not to be there when the
yard work gene kicks in on them. D "Matt Barrow" wrote in message ... "Tri-Pacer" wrote in message . .. Hey Guys: My wife LOVES yard work and actually gets mad if I try to help. She mows the lawn, weeds, the whole nine yards. That's the truth I swear. Eat your hearts out guys. Cheers: Paul N1431A It's not so much that I dislike yard work, in fact, having a fairly large lot, it's a good workout (I hate exercise merely for exercise). You see, women have two things: a "Comfort Sensor", and an automated voice delivery system. It works like this: A man gets comfortable, such as kicking back in a recliner after a long day, and starts to do something, ya know, comfortable (i.e., movie, sports (if that's your thing) on TV, read a good book...). As soon as the man's "comfort level" reaches 4.5, the woman's sensor picks this up and delivers a message to her "automated voice delivery system" which picks a message at random, such as "The grass needs to be mowed", or "My garden needs to be rototilled". It's all in the timing. -- Matt --------------------- Matthew W. Barrow Site-Fill Homes, LLC. Montrose, CO (MTJ) |
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Yard work was "Pilots for 9/11 Truth"
"Matt Barrow" wrote in message ... "Dudley Henriques" wrote in message ink.net... "Tri-Pacer" wrote in message . .. Hey Guys: My wife LOVES yard work and actually gets mad if I try to help. She mows the lawn, weeds, the whole nine yards. That's the truth I swear. Eat your hearts out guys. Cheers: Paul N1431A Sorry...got you beat. My wife hates Jack Daniels!!! :-) Dudley You might be onto something there. That might explain why my wife and I get along so well: I hate "Hypnotic", wine coolers, and daiquiris, and she hates single malt scotch. Our "territories" don't intrude on one another. Personally, I think that the ability to understand how a woman thinks should be included in the CFI practical test curriculum. Sort of a way to heighten the standard so to speak. On second thought, that would have ended my career before it started. Bad idea! :-) D |
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"Pilots for 9/11 Truth"
Cubdriver wrote: On Sat, 02 Sep 2006 00:54:45 GMT, Orval Fairbairn wrote: Over on alt.politics.usa is a thread called "Pilots for 9/11 Truth", with the usual collection of kooks and loons seeking "TRUTH". Here at the University of New Hampshire, we have a tenured psychology professor teaching that kind of truth to his class. The chancellor defends him as a matter of "academic freedom". Worse, we have one of these nuts at BYU -- in fact, he is one of the main figures pushing this conspiracy theory. A lot of parents who have kids going there are understandably upset. I really do not understand why it should be so hard to fire a professor. Academic freedom should not be shield for incompetence, any more than there should be a "business freedom" that protects incompetent managers. |
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"Pilots for 9/11 Truth"
theSaiGirl wrote: 9/11 was an inside job. From top to bottom. I notice the obsession with bottoms :-) |
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Yard work was "Pilots for 9/11 Truth"
On Sun, 03 Sep 2006 01:30:51 GMT, "Dudley Henriques"
wrote: Personally, I think that the ability to understand how a woman thinks should be included in the CFI practical test curriculum. Sort of a way to heighten the standard so to speak. We are not meant to understand each other... Some sort of natural law of physics prevents it... http://grumman581.googlepages.com/hu...-men-and-women |
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"Pilots for 9/11 Truth"
theSaiGirl wrote: 9/11 was an inside job. From top to bottom. Go away. This is a pilots' forum. With real pilots who actually know something about airplanes. Go peddle your baloney to someone more gullible. |
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"Pilots for 9/11 Truth"
theSaiGirl wrote: 9/11 was an inside job. From top to bottom. Go away. This is a pilots' forum. With real pilots who actually know something about airplanes. Go peddle your baloney to someone more gullible. Professors don't impress anyone around here. We all know professors who advocate human extinction, who think that the earth is flat, who believe that magnets taped to your body will cure cancer, who believe that Cleopatra was an alien, etc. The vast majority of university professors and scientists happen to disagree vehemently with the quacks you have cited. |
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