OT - For Jay Honeck...a little Iowa City humor

"Jim Weir" wrote in message
...
Supposedly the fastest that a professional baseball manager was ever
thrown out
of a game:

Casey Stengel: Where was that pitch at?
Umpi We don't end our sentences with a preposition.
Stengel: OK, where was that pitch at, asshole?
Umpi YOU'RE OUT OF HERE.

That WAS proper grammar in "Stenglese". :~)

"Who caught that!?! Fire him!!"

Richard Hertz wrote:

At the risk of starting a grammar debate - ending sentences (in English)
with prepositions is acceptable.

The rule never to end sentences with a preposition is the sort of nonsense up with
which I will not put.

George Patterson
This marriage is off to a shaky start. The groom just asked the band to
play "Your cheatin' heart", and the bride just requested "Don't come home
a'drinkin' with lovin' on your mind".

How do you get a UofI cheerleader into your dorm room?

Grease her hips and push like hell.


Jim



Jim Weir (A&P/IA, CFI, & other good alphabet soup)
VP Eng RST Pres. Cyberchapter EAA Tech. Counselor
http://www.rst-engr.com

Jim Weir wrote in message . ..


How can you tell a UI cheerleader is on the level?
Tobacco spit coming equally out of BOTH sides of her mouth...

No, that would be an OU cheerleader.

--
(I'm a UT Longhorn)

In article ,
(One's Too Many) wrote:

Jim Weir wrote in message
. ..


How can you tell a UI cheerleader is on the level?
Tobacco spit coming equally out of BOTH sides of her mouth...

No, that would be an OU cheerleader.

--
(I'm a UT Longhorn)


Know the difference between Iowa and yogurt?

Yogurt has culture.

One's Too Many wrote:

No, that would be an OU cheerleader.

--
(I'm a UT Longhorn)

The Nose of Oklahoma Smells You
(To the tune of "I've Been Workin' on the Railroad")

The nose of Oklahoma smells you
All the live-long day.
The nose of Oklahoma smells you;
Why won't you go away?
All the people down in Austin
Think that they got class,
But all the people up in Norman
Say "Texas, bite my ***!"

BOOMER SOONER
--Dave

--
Dave Buckles

http://www.flight-instruction.com