I want to build my own Stealthfighter

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nafod40 wrote:

Ralf Dieholt wrote:
Because I´m an evil megalomaniac and I will destroy all cities in the
world with atom bombs.

What do I need for a good Stealth bomber ?

Fill a blender half full of paint. Turn it on liquify setting and add
tape from a video cassette until it is ground and blended into a paint
paste. Paint any airplane with this and it is invisible to radar. The
magnetic absorbing qualities of the ground up tape absorbs the radar
waves. Don't forget the 1N34A diode rectified ground wire. You must use
a wooden prop or the electrical field of the spinning prop will
generate Tesla impulses.

It's also a good idea to wear your aluminum foil helmet so you can't be
mind controlled while flying it.

Bernadette

Ralf Dieholt wrote:
Because I´m an evil megalomaniac and I will destroy all cities in the
world with atom bombs.

What do I need for a good Stealth bomber ?

A set of plans from John Dyke

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On Tue, 24 Feb 2004 03:04:42 GMT, Ernest Christley
wrote:

:Ralf Dieholt wrote:
: Because I´m an evil megalomaniac and I will destroy all cities in the
: world with atom bombs.
:
: What do I need for a good Stealth bomber ?
:
:A set of plans from John Dyke

Or a from Barnaby Wainfan, if he ever sells them.

If its got a prop, of any material, it ain't stealthy. Helicopters do nasty
things to some radars, and they can sometimes be hard to locate accurately.
The reason is the prop makes so much radar noise.



"JFLEISC" wrote in message
...
OK, I have a question on this subject. What about a fabric covered wood
plane?
Would the "aluminized" paint for UV protection have the same radar
reflection
as an aluminum airframe?

Jim

pacplyer wrote:
nafod40,

So, now we know you were in upper-level management at Microsoft! You
took notes watching master Gates in action. What would it take to
pull you over to the hacker Apple side?

Money? Power?

I can get those for you!!!!

B-r-r-r-ing me....a shrubbery.

BernadetteTS wrote in message ...
Fill a blender half full of paint. Turn it on liquify setting and add
tape from a video cassette until it is ground and blended into a paint
paste. Paint any airplane with this and it is invisible to radar. The
magnetic absorbing qualities of the ground up tape absorbs the radar
waves. Don't forget the 1N34A diode rectified ground wire. You must use
a wooden prop or the electrical field of the spinning prop will
generate Tesla impulses.
Bernadette

What is the 1N34A diode for?

Lifespeed

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(lifespeed) wrote:

What is the 1N34A diode for?
Lifespeed

100 of them for $8.00 + $4 shipping on ebay;
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=2227588535

Bernadette

What is the 1N34A diode for?

Keeps the flux capacitor from feeding back
and causing a rift in the space-time continuum.

Dave 'Reverend Jim' Hyde

On Tue, 24 Feb 2004 23:46:13 GMT, "nauga" wrote:

What is the 1N34A diode for?

Keeps the flux capacitor from feeding back
and causing a rift in the space-time continuum.

Dave 'Reverend Jim' Hyde


I prefer the oscillation overthruster system, myself....

Ron "Maltz! Jol ylchu'!" Wanttaja

nafod40
Sharks. With laser beams on their heads.

You'll need this information as well...

Advice That Every Evil Overlord Should Heed
Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well,
there are all sorts of perks, and you can set your own hours. However
every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies
invariably gets overthrown or destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no
matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad
scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic
mistakes every single time. With that in mind, allow me to present:

The Top 117 Things I'd Do/Don't Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord:
1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets of clear Plexiglas, not
face-concealing ones.
(snip)

Your advice on suriviving as an Evil Lord made my whole evening. It
was a terrific read, and obviously the product of much hard work on
your part!

Should I ever decide that I am through with the Light- I will make a
thorough reading of your caveats my first priority.

Again, Thanks
Christopher, the ferret-hearted