31 things that are really true about Fighter pilots

31 things that are really true.
About Fighter Pilots

1. As an aviator in flight you can do anything you want... As long as
it's right... And we'll let you know if it's right after you get down.
2. You can't fly forever without getting killed.
3. As a fighter pilot only two bad things can happen to you and one of
them will:
a. One day you will walk out to the aircraft knowing that it is
your last flight in a fighter.
b. One day you will walk out to the airplane not knowing that
it is your last flight in a fighter.
4. Success is being able to walk to your F.E.B.
5. There are Rules and there are Laws. The rules are made by men who
think that they know better how to fly your airplane than you. The
Laws (of Physics) were made by the Great One. You can, and sometimes
should, suspend the Rules but you can never suspend the Laws.
6. More about Rules:
a. The rules are a good place to hide if you don't have a
better idea and the talent to execute it.
b. If you deviate from a rule, it must be a flawless
performance. e.g., If you fly under a bridge, don't hit the bridge.)
7. The fighter pilot is the highest form of life on earth.
8. The ideal fighter pilot is the perfect blend of discipline and
aggressiveness.
9. About check rides:
a. The only real objective of a check ride is to complete it and
get the ******* out of your airplane.
b. It has never occurred to any flight examiner that the
examinee could care less what the examiner's opinion of his
flying ability really is.
10. The medical profession is the natural enemy of the aviation
profession.
11. The job of the Wing Commander is to worry incessantly that his
career depends solely on the abilities of his aviators to fly their
airplanes without mishap and that their only minuscule contribution to
the effort is to bet their lives on it.
12. Ever notice that the only experts who decree that the age of the
pilot is over are people who have never flown anything? Also, in spite
of the intensity of their feelings that the pilot's day is over I know
of no such expert who has volunteered to be a passenger in a
non-piloted aircraft.
13. It is absolutely imperative that the fighter pilot be
unpredictable. Rebelliousness is very predictable. In the end,
conforming almost all the time is the best way to be unpredictable.
14. He who demands everything that his aircraft can give him is a
pilot; he that demands one iota more is a fool.
15. If you're gonna fly low, do not fly slow!
16. It is solely the pilot's responsibility to never let any other
thing touch his aircraft.
17. If you can learn how to fly as a Lt. and not forget how to fly by
the time you're a Lt.Col you will have lived a happy life.
18. About night flying:
a. Remember that the airplane doesn't know that it's dark.
b. On a clear, moonless night, never fly between the tanker's
lights.
c. There are certain aircraft sounds that can only be heard at
night.
d. If you're going to night fly, it might as well be in the
weather so you can double count your exposure to both
hazards.
e. Night formation is really an endless series of near misses
in equilibrium with each other.
f. You would have to pay a lot of money at a lot of amusement
parks and perhaps add a few drugs, to get the same
blend of psychedelic sensations as a single engine night
weather flight on the wing.
19. One of the most important skills that a pilot must develop is the
skill to ignore those things that were designed by non-pilots to get
the pilot's attention.
20. At the end of the day, the controllers, ops supervisors,
maintenance guys, weather guessers, and birds; they're all trying to
kill you and your job is to not let them!
21. The concept of "controlling" airspace with radar is just a form of
FAA sarcasm directed at fighter pilots to see if they're gullible
enough to swallow it. Or to put it another way, when is the last time
the FAA ever shot anyone down?
22. Remember that the radio is only an electronic suggestion box for
the pilot. Sometimes the only way to clear up a problem is to turn it
off.
23. It is a tacit, yet profound admission of the pre-eminence of
flying in the hierarchy of the human spirit, that those who seek to
control aviators via threats always threaten to take one's wings and
not one's life.
24. Remember when flying low and inverted that the rudder still works
the same old way but hopefully your IP never taught you "pull stick
back, plane go up".
25. Mastering the prohibited maneuvers in the dash-1 is one of the
best forms of aviation life insurance you can get.
26. A tactic done twice is a procedure. (Refer to unpredictability
discussion above)
27. The aircraft G-limits are only there in case there is another
flight by that particular airplane. If subsequent flights do not
appear likely, there are no G-limits.
28. One of the beautiful things about a single piloted aircraft is the
quality of the social experience.
29. If a mother has the slightest suspicion that her infant might grow
up to be a pilot, she had better teach him to put things back where he
got them.
30. The ultimate responsibility of the pilot is to fulfill the dreams
of the countless millions of earthbound ancestors who could only stare
skyward and wish.
31. Any flight over water in a single engine fighter will absolutely
guarantee abnormal engine noises and vibrations.

Thanks, Big John!

I would add this one that I read in FLYING a few years ago...

A fighter pilot will not eject until he has done everything possible to
assure himself that it is not his fault.

On Fri, 28 Nov 2003 08:27:20 -0600, Big John
wrote in Message-Id: :

7. The fighter pilot is the highest form of life on earth.

That doesn't give her the right to violate the rights of US civilians:
http://www.ntsb.gov/ntsb/brief.asp?e...12X22313&key=1

In article , Larry Dighera
wrote:

That doesn't give her the right to violate the rights of US civilians:
http://www.ntsb.gov/ntsb/brief.asp?e...12X22313&key=1

Why did you use the pronoun "her"?
Where in the narrative does it refer to the sex of the pilot?

"EDR" wrote in message
...
In article , Larry Dighera
wrote:

That doesn't give her the right to violate the rights of US civilians:
http://www.ntsb.gov/ntsb/brief.asp?e...12X22313&key=1

Why did you use the pronoun "her"?
Where in the narrative does it refer to the sex of the pilot?

It does refer to gender in the full narative in the link at the bottom of
the page.And upholding your point, both the flight lead and accident
aircraft pilots were male.

7. The fighter pilot is the highest form of life on earth.

lol!

28. One of the beautiful things about a single piloted aircraft is the
quality of the social experience.

Makes sense. I suppose there's just not enough room in most aircraft for 2
huge egos.