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Old December 6th 06, 02:00 PM posted to alt.humor.puns,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Default December 4 Puns

Tim Bruening wrote:
nemo wrote:

"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
...
Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell.

Amity: Friendly glove.

Amityville: Town of friendly gloves.

Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters.

Anonymity: Nameless glove.


Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name.


Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland.


Wild Turkey: Not a tame key.

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Old December 6th 06, 10:20 PM posted to alt.humor.puns,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
nemo
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Default December 4 Puns


"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ps.com...
Tim Bruening wrote:
nemo wrote:

"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
...
Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell.

Amity: Friendly glove.

Amityville: Town of friendly gloves.

Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters.

Anonymity: Nameless glove.

Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name.


Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland.


Wild Turkey: Not a tame key.


Gobbles: Turkey who did all hitler's propaganda, which was actually
impropaganda.

Propaganda: Upright and moral female goose.

Impropaganda: A female goose who's a slag!



  #3  
Old December 7th 06, 12:42 AM posted to comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Posts: 975
Default December 4 Puns

Tim Bruening wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:

Tim Bruening wrote:
nemo wrote:

"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
...
Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell.

Amity: Friendly glove.

Amityville: Town of friendly gloves.

Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters.

Anonymity: Nameless glove.

Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name.

Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland.


Wild Turkey: Not a tame key.


Does it have a Turkey Club?


Ah, that's the key. Maybe a club foot sandwich.

  #4  
Old December 7th 06, 12:43 AM posted to comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Posts: 975
Default December 4 Puns

nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
...

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:

Tim Bruening wrote:
nemo wrote:

"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
...
Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell.

Amity: Friendly glove.

Amityville: Town of friendly gloves.

Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters.

Anonymity: Nameless glove.

Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name.

Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland.

Wild Turkey: Not a tame key.


Does it have a Turkey Club?


Nope. That's what the farmer uses when he can't find his axe!


Axe not what your country can do to you but you can do to your turkey.

  #5  
Old December 7th 06, 12:46 AM posted to alt.humor.puns,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Posts: 975
Default December 4 Puns

nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ps.com...
Tim Bruening wrote:
nemo wrote:

"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
...
Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell.

Amity: Friendly glove.

Amityville: Town of friendly gloves.

Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters.

Anonymity: Nameless glove.

Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name.

Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland.


Wild Turkey: Not a tame key.


Gobbles: Turkey who did all hitler's propaganda, which was actually
impropaganda.


Mark Spitz: Won Olympic gold but still refused to swallow.

Propaganda: Upright and moral female goose.

Impropaganda: A female goose who's a slag!


Panda: Not a proper gander.

  #6  
Old December 7th 06, 02:03 PM posted to comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local
nemo
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Posts: 14
Default December 4 Puns


"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
...

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:

Tim Bruening wrote:
nemo wrote:

"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
...
Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell.

Amity: Friendly glove.

Amityville: Town of friendly gloves.

Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters.

Anonymity: Nameless glove.

Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name.

Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland.

Wild Turkey: Not a tame key.

Does it have a Turkey Club?


Nope. That's what the farmer uses when he can't find his axe!


Axe not what your country can do to you but you can do to your turkey.


I wouldn't dream of attacking Tony B'Liar with an axe. Strychnine in his
tea, yes, but not an axe. I might get blood on my clothes!



  #7  
Old December 7th 06, 02:05 PM posted to alt.humor.puns,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather
nemo
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Posts: 14
Default December 4 Puns


"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ps.com...
Tim Bruening wrote:
nemo wrote:

"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
...
Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell.

Amity: Friendly glove.

Amityville: Town of friendly gloves.

Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters.

Anonymity: Nameless glove.

Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name.

Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland.

Wild Turkey: Not a tame key.


Gobbles: Turkey who did all hitler's propaganda, which was actually
impropaganda.


Mark Spitz: Won Olympic gold but still refused to swallow.

Propaganda: Upright and moral female goose.

Impropaganda: A female goose who's a slag!


Panda: Not a proper gander.

Zookeepers sometimes have to Panda to the needs of big black-and-white
Chinese bears.


  #8  
Old December 8th 06, 12:06 AM posted to comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 975
Default December 4 Puns

nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
...

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:

Tim Bruening wrote:
nemo wrote:

"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
...
Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell.

Amity: Friendly glove.

Amityville: Town of friendly gloves.

Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters.

Anonymity: Nameless glove.

Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name.

Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland.

Wild Turkey: Not a tame key.

Does it have a Turkey Club?

Nope. That's what the farmer uses when he can't find his axe!


Axe not what your country can do to you but you can do to your turkey.


I wouldn't dream of attacking Tony B'Liar with an axe. Strychnine in his
tea, yes, but not an axe. I might get blood on my clothes!


And we wouldn't want that now, would we?

  #9  
Old December 8th 06, 12:08 AM posted to alt.humor.puns,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Posts: 975
Default December 4 Puns

nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ps.com...
Tim Bruening wrote:
nemo wrote:

"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
...
Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell.

Amity: Friendly glove.

Amityville: Town of friendly gloves.

Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters.

Anonymity: Nameless glove.

Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name.

Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland.

Wild Turkey: Not a tame key.

Gobbles: Turkey who did all hitler's propaganda, which was actually
impropaganda.


Mark Spitz: Won Olympic gold but still refused to swallow.

Propaganda: Upright and moral female goose.

Impropaganda: A female goose who's a slag!


Panda: Not a proper gander.

Zookeepers sometimes have to Panda to the needs of big black-and-white
Chinese bears.


What happens when pandamonium breaks out?

 




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