*PLONK*

Veteran ventriloquist Robert Buchanan wrote:
My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
welcome to Art Deco!

On 09 Dec 2006 07:02:40 GMT, Robert Buchanan
wrote:

My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
welcome to Art Deco!

On 07 Dec 2006 15:22:26 GMT, Robert Buchanan
wrote:

My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
welcome to Art Deco!

On 06 Dec 2006 06:58:20 GMT, Robert Buchanan
wrote:

My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a warm
welcome to Art Deco!

On 05 Dec 2006 18:23:06 GMT, Robert Buchanan
wrote:

My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a
warm welcome to Art Deco!

On 05 Dec 2006 06:05:19 GMT, Robert Buchanan
wrote:

My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give a
warm
welcome to Art Deco!

On 04 Dec 2006 15:18:08 GMT, Robert Buchanan
wrote:

My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all give
a warm welcome to a master cocksucker: Bruce!

latent homosexual Robbie Buchanan wrote:
My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all
give
a
warm welcome to that anal excavator, Brucie!

Dick sucking queer Robert Buchanan wrote:
My next guest is a very unique entertainer...let's all
give a
warm
welcome to Michael Baldwin, Bruce!

Mitch Crane wrote:
Phill Kyle wrote in
news:ekup75$r9n
$7
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

Mitch Crane -three verbally
sodomised in

:

wrote in
news:1164818387.621302.307660

m:

Mitch Crane wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote
in news:1164792209.127823.98430@
80g2000cwy.googlegroups.co
m:

Mitch Crane wrote:
K. A. Cannon wrote
in news:ekj6e7$drm$1
:

On Tue, 28 Nov 2006 21:28:23 -0600, Mitch
Crane -three wrote:

ah wrote in

-
secrets.com:

Mitch Crane wrote:
Heather Cox wrote in
news:vgqpm21shjoa68kiralun01pojuhjp3vnt
@
4ax.com
:

Don't bother replying, I've plonked
*everyone*
in
these
newsgroups.
No, don't bother replying, *I've*
plonked
*everyone*
in
these newsgroups.
No, don't bother replying, *I've*
plonked
everyone
in
these
newsgroups.
No, don't bother replying, *I've* plonked
everyone
in
these
newsgroups.

You've edited a cascade!?!

Heathen ruffian scumbag.

Sorry. My newsreader wrapped. I'll flog
myself now as punishment.

No, don't bother replying, *I've* plonked
everyone in
*these*
newsgroups.
No, don't bother replying, *I've* plonked
everyone
in
*these*
newsgroups.

**** YOU, you dick sucking queer!
No, **** *YOU*, you dick sucking queer!
No, **** *YOU*, you dick sucking queer!
No, **** *YOU*, you dick sucking queer!
No, **** *ME*, you dick sucking queer!

Hard up in more than one way, eh, Brucie?

On what basis do you make that k'lame, Robbie?

Your impassioned demand above, Bruce.

Do you often jack off while poasting as I do, Robbie?

No, that's not my cup of tea, Bruce.

Hay, you're that bisexual critter, aintcha boy?

Thems possums call me "Bert!"

Dawg gone! So what's it like swinging both ways, Bert?

With or without a codpiece?

Try without first.

No complaints at present.

Now try with.

Pretty much the same, really.

Hmm...interesting. Maybe you've got the codpiece on wrong?

Nonsense.

The "cupped" bit at the front?

WTF? The front is shaped like a diving walrus.

I am the walrus.

Don't you get confused sometimes?

About what?

Your ambivalent sexuality.

There's nothing ambivalent about my sexuality!

Why, have you been cured of your ambiguity?

My sexuality has never been ambiguous in any way. And if it were,
what would that entail, and how would it be "cured?"

Electro-shock treatment can cure mild cases of sexual diversity.

Describe these "mild cases of sexual diversity" to me; I'm not
familiar with this rather vague phrase.

Anything that is mildly bent (such as sexual ambivalence)

I think I already explained that my sexuality isn't in any way
ambivalent. Get the **** out of your eyes, mister!

He should wear glasses and you should stop hurling it about.

would be
classified as sexual diversity. Seriously bent **** is sexual
perversity.

Bent = queer in Brit slang, correct?

Bent = crooked. And also queer, fag, poofter, gay, dung puncher, shirt
lifter, pillow biter.

--
Robert Buchanan
http://www.robertbuchanan.name/
http://www.simpy.com/user/rbuchanan

Economic Left/Right: -0.50
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.18