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Old May 10th 08, 05:51 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Maxwell[_7_]
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Default Me sell chinese ****, cheepie cheepie!

Me sell allsorts chinese ****. Me sell top notch computer! No need battery!
Me sell shoe! You paint foot black look veeeeery sexy!
Me sell sull****! lots of it! i got tonns!


Maxwell
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Old May 10th 08, 06:01 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Maxwell[_2_]
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Default Bertie the Counterfeiter


"Maxwell" wrote in message
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Me sell allsorts chinese ****. Me sell top notch computer! No need
battery!
Me sell shoe! You paint foot black look veeeeery sexy!
Me sell sull****! lots of it! i got tonns!


Maxwell


Good job Bertie, I'm sure you fooled everyone, they'll all swear it was me.

Starts another cross posed thread on RAP as well.

Both you and the people here that support you, should all be very proud.







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Old May 10th 08, 06:03 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
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"Maxwell" wrote in message
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Me sell allsorts chinese ****. Me sell top notch computer! No need
battery!
Me sell shoe! You paint foot black look veeeeery sexy!
Me sell sull****! lots of it! i got tonns!


Maxwell


Good job Bertie, I'm sure you fooled everyone, they'll all swear it
was me.

Starts another cross posed thread on RAP as well.

Both you and the people here that support you, should all be very
proud.



You think that I forged you? I am categorically denying it. It's an
instant TOS for forging. If you report the forgery the perpetrator will
be TOSsed for it.

If you're right then I'd be gone in minutes, but, of course, you're a
fjukktard and I won't be.



Bertie




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Old May 10th 08, 06:28 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Maxwell[_2_]
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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You're a liar and your posts prove it, you pathetic little piece of ****.

I would have never believed anyone could top Mx, but when it comes to being
a looser, you're a real scholar.

Do you live in a cave like Mixey? Mooch off someone else? Blame everything
on someone else?

Get a life looser!

Do you really have nothing more meaningful in your life, than a desire to
terrorize the Usenet?

Can you not stand back and look at your actions, and see how pathetic you
appear to everyone here.

Are you Mx in drag????



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Old May 10th 08, 07:42 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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You're a liar and your posts prove it, you pathetic little piece of
****.



What posts?


I would have never believed anyone could top Mx, but when it comes to
being a looser, you're a real scholar.



God i love usenet.

Do you live in a cave like Mixey? Mooch off someone else? Blame
everything on someone else?


Get a life looser!



Got one thanx.

Do you really have nothing more meaningful in your life, than a desire
to terrorize the Usenet?


Terrorize?

Bwawhahwhahwhahw!


Can you not stand back and look at your actions, and see how pathetic
you appear to everyone here.


Actually, I don't care what I look like, since I'm just a bunyip.

Are you Mx in drag????


Mmm, nope.


Bertie




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Old May 10th 08, 07:43 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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gregvk wrote in news:Xns9A9A78DD8778CE817AC3D8380227
@127.0.0.1:

Maxwell wrote in
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Me sell allsorts chinese ****. Me sell top notch computer! No need
battery! Me sell shoe! You paint foot black look veeeeery sexy!
Me sell sull****! lots of it! i got tonns!


Maxwell


LOL

Comedy gold.


Actually, 'i think it;'s his plan to get enough money together to learn
to fly a box kite.


Bertie
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Old May 10th 08, 08:03 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Maxwell[_2_]
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Default Me sell chinese ****, cheepie cheepie!


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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gregvk wrote in news:Xns9A9A78DD8778CE817AC3D8380227
@127.0.0.1:

Maxwell wrote in
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Me sell allsorts chinese ****. Me sell top notch computer! No need
battery! Me sell shoe! You paint foot black look veeeeery sexy!
Me sell sull****! lots of it! i got tonns!


Maxwell


LOL

Comedy gold.


Actually, 'i think it;'s his plan to get enough money together to learn
to fly a box kite.


Bertie


Hey stupid. Do you really think we can't tell that you are just talking to
yourself??? Dumb ass.


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Old May 10th 08, 08:07 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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Default Me sell chinese ****, cheepie cheepie!

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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gregvk wrote in
news:Xns9A9A78DD8778CE817AC3D8380227 @127.0.0.1:

Maxwell wrote in
:

Me sell allsorts chinese ****. Me sell top notch computer! No need
battery! Me sell shoe! You paint foot black look veeeeery sexy!
Me sell sull****! lots of it! i got tonns!


Maxwell

LOL

Comedy gold.


Actually, 'i think it;'s his plan to get enough money together to
learn to fly a box kite.


Bertie


Hey stupid. Do you really think we can't tell that you are just
talking to yourself??? Dumb ass.


Snort!

God i love usenet.

And who's "we"? I thought everyone had me killfiled.

Make up your mind there k00kie boi.


Bertie
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Old May 10th 08, 08:07 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Maxwell[_2_]
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Default Bertie the Counterfeiter


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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Actually, I don't care what I look like, since I'm just a bunyip.


Liar.


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Old May 10th 08, 08:15 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
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"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:JnmVj.2680$hJ1.2226
@newsfe17.lga:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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Actually, I don't care what I look like, since I'm just a bunyip.


Liar.


Well, let's see. Maybe I can walk you through this.

If I were a master troll, I'd probably pick a nym that atracted k00ks.
One that they could easily corrupt into something their tiny minds would
see as the ultimate insult. You know, like "Bertie the Buttlick" or
something.

Then I mis-speel many of my words so they could feel like that had some
sort of intellectual advantage over me, but of course some of them can't
even spell loser, so that doesn't always work, but it is a tried and
true method all the same and does give that certain "edge" over the long
run. Of course, you do have to know how to keep an asshole in
suspense......

This much chum usually brings bites from k00ks far and wide, but some
just jump right into the boat. They flap around for an amazingly long
time, helped along by plenty more bait and occasional smacks around the
head.

And a marvleous time is had by all.

Except the k00k, needless to say.




Bertie






Bertie


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