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Ground School Training Online (PPL, CPL & ATPL)
Gezellig wrote:
On Fri, 30 May 2008 13:13:27 -0500, Gig 601Xl Builder wrote: Robert, I don't think Gezellig reads anyone's posts other than to create an argument about them. Thanks for holding me. I think it time to get back on your meds. |
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Ground School Training Online (PPL, CPL & ATPL)
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message ... Hmmm. this has the potential for a rather long thread... Bertie So would examination of your childhood. |
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Bertie's Childhood.
"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:K9L0k.3195$t07.778
@newsfe22.lga: "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message ... Hmmm. this has the potential for a rather long thread... Bertie So would examination of your childhood. We could do that. There used to be this shop on the corner across from my school where this old fat guy with thick glasses and suspenders sold us pumpkin seeds and penny candies, and single cigarettes when we got older ( around 9) . I think his name was "Mo". Now, I gave you an opening for a gay lame as a gift there. Cuz i'm a givning sort of Bunyip. Bertie |
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Bertie's Childhood.
On Jun 2, 8:52*am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:K9L0k.3195$t07.778 @newsfe22.lga: "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message .. . Hmmm. this has the potential for a rather long thread... Bertie So would examination of your childhood. We could do that. There used to be this shop on the corner across from my school where this old fat guy with thick glasses and suspenders sold us pumpkin seeds and penny candies, and single cigarettes when we got older ( around 9) . I think his name was "Mo". Now, I gave you an opening for a gay lame as a gift there. Cuz i'm a givning sort of Bunyip. Bertie Since when does pumpkin seeds, candy, and cigarettess make someone gay? |
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Bertie's Childhood.
On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:54:05 -0700, Billy Crabs attempted to confuse the
issue further by squeaking: On Jun 2, 8:52Â*am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote: "Maxwell" wrote: "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote... Hmmm. this has the potential for a rather long thread... Bertie So would examination of your childhood. We could do that. There used to be this shop on the corner across from my school where this old fat guy with thick glasses and suspenders sold us pumpkin seeds and penny candies, and single cigarettes when we got older ( around 9) . I think his name was "Mo". Now, I gave you an opening for a gay lame as a gift there. Cuz i'm a givning sort of Bunyip. Bertie Since when does pumpkin seeds, candy, and cigarettess make someone gay? Since when has relevance meant anything to a homophobe? If Max is one, Bertie gave him all the opening he needs. If not, then no opening he could possibly come up with would ever be good enough. -- __________________________________________________ ______________________ Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5 The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pig****er In The Universe Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change. Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Lits Slut #16 Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19 Remove all the confusion and k00ks from my posting addy to send me your sekrit messages. "The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon." Official Chung Demon WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 Message-ID: 31 Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/ AUK FAQ: http://www.caballista.org/auk/faq.html WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007 Message-ID: 1 "You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here. Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain." -- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID: I mourned: The Mop Jockey did most oddly state: DUDE, YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!! the oversized check is in the mail. Alas, all I get for my trouble is a Monkey that's trained to hurl **** under several of my nyms. "DevMcKinHole, you also get the pleasure of sucking off my doggy and cleaning out his butthole with your tongue." -- He's not so much a *Porch*Monkey as a _Fire_Monkey, as in one who's on fire due to his own tendency to mess with lighter fluid while standing beside a hot stove. Message-ID: 77Uxh.1996$384.1135@trnddc05 Said I: You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence who does not and cannot own Hatter. "[...] What's the matter fagboi, am I beating your as$ so badly that you're no seeking an alliance with the diaperboi?...YOu really don't know how dumb you are, do ya?" -- I guess I don't, Monkey. Message-ID: gHVIh.1760$Bi2.1639@trnddc01 "Ok, but I am not stalking Teh Mop Jockey, I seem to be building a relationship with him. Remember, I am a Christian so the secular rules do not apply to me. I strive to be amoral, which I think applies to this situation. Keep this in mind, please. Since I am currently mentally ill and since I can not nominate, that is what I am doing at this time." -- Olympiada: Teh amoral "Christian", in Message-ID: "You're like some kind of rabid attack-gerbil." -- Lionel Lauer to Joxer in MID: "I say you are out of your ****ing mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as "SameAsB4" , tells PorchMonkey4Life, posting as the same nick but a slightly different morph, the score, in MID: "in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II, in MID: . com If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/ http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html Or watch it he http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxmPjB0WSs Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this: http://www.newamericancentury.org/Re...asDefenses.pdf And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks befo http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml "Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War? A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon. Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8 George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner on outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines: "Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it. You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way. You're so ****ing scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you. "Meanwhile you are the ugliest pig****er in the universe. You are the coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear. "What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole." -- in MID: . com "I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead" Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID: "When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows, at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization. Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner, http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dog****er |
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Bertie's Childhood.
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Bertie's Childhood.
Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion
ballista.org wrote in news On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:54:05 -0700, Billy Crabs attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking: On Jun 2, 8:52Â*am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote: "Maxwell" wrote: "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote... Hmmm. this has the potential for a rather long thread... Bertie So would examination of your childhood. We could do that. There used to be this shop on the corner across from my school where this old fat guy with thick glasses and suspenders sold us pumpkin seeds and penny candies, and single cigarettes when we got older ( around 9) . I think his name was "Mo". Now, I gave you an opening for a gay lame as a gift there. Cuz i'm a givning sort of Bunyip. Bertie Since when does pumpkin seeds, candy, and cigarettess make someone gay? Since when has relevance meant anything to a homophobe? If Max is one, Bertie gave him all the opening he needs. If not, then no opening he could possibly come up with would ever be good enough. Well, precisely. Maxie is a typicla lamer. He's tried al the usual stuff. IKYABWAI, gay lames, fatt ass lames. meds lames. But in his defence, what he lacks in imagination, he more than makes up for in cluelessness. For instance, hes been honking on for weeks about forgeries. Of course, noone is forging him and if they were he could get them toasted, but he seems to think it;s some sort of slur or something and that the world will turn against me. Snort! But his most endearing trait is I keep him completely up to date on my MO and my intentions and it only surs him on to new heights! He'll take this poast, for instance, as a sign that his "campaign" is working and that he has me on the run.. hey, maybe it has, Maxie, and this is just a lame attempt on my part to get you to stop bothering me! Time will tell. Give it a couple of years and see how it pans out, eh? He's a keeper. Bertie |
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Bertie's Childhood.
Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion
ballista.org wrote in news On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:54:05 -0700, Billy Crabs attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking: On Jun 2, 8:52Â*am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote: "Maxwell" wrote: "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote... Hmmm. this has the potential for a rather long thread... Bertie So would examination of your childhood. We could do that. There used to be this shop on the corner across from my school where this old fat guy with thick glasses and suspenders sold us pumpkin seeds and penny candies, and single cigarettes when we got older ( around 9) . I think his name was "Mo". Now, I gave you an opening for a gay lame as a gift there. Cuz i'm a givning sort of Bunyip. Bertie Since when does pumpkin seeds, candy, and cigarettess make someone gay? Since when has relevance meant anything to a homophobe? If Max is one, Bertie gave him all the opening he needs. If not, then no opening he could possibly come up with would ever be good enough. Oh, and BTW, this thread is about my childhood, so let's try and stay on topic, huh ? I remember I used to walk through puddles with my galloshes/gumshoes/wellies on ( this is an international forum, after all) and see if I could find one that came nearly up to the edge of my boots without spilling anything in... Bertie |
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Bertie's Childhood.
gregvk wrote in
: Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g252vt$1c5$2 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com: Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion ballista.org wrote in news On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:54:05 -0700, Billy Crabs attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking: On Jun 2, 8:52Â*am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote: "Maxwell" wrote: "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote... Hmmm. this has the potential for a rather long thread... Bertie So would examination of your childhood. We could do that. There used to be this shop on the corner across from my school where this old fat guy with thick glasses and suspenders sold us pumpkin seeds and penny candies, and single cigarettes when we got older ( around 9) . I think his name was "Mo". Now, I gave you an opening for a gay lame as a gift there. Cuz i'm a givning sort of Bunyip. Bertie Since when does pumpkin seeds, candy, and cigarettess make someone gay? Since when has relevance meant anything to a homophobe? If Max is one, Bertie gave him all the opening he needs. If not, then no opening he could possibly come up with would ever be good enough. Oh, and BTW, this thread is about my childhood, so let's try and stay on topic, huh ? I remember I used to walk through puddles with my galloshes/gumshoes/wellies on ( this is an international forum, after all) and see if I could find one that came nearly up to the edge of my boots without spilling anything in... Bertie Ever attach a tin can to a cat's tail? If not, then you missed out on one of the most hilarious spectacles ever. What you mean like I did to maxwell? ...Don't try it now, though. Especially in a city. It's an outdoor activity and it causes quite a commotion; ten or more years ago if anyone saw you they'd just roll their eyes but these days, with everyone constantly worrying about "terrorists" and with police departments funded up the wazoo and armed like ****in military units, you'd probably get arrested and tortured. Snort. There's some here that would love to set me up for it i'd reckon. Bertie |
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