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I'm not a real Pilot?
("Jim Burns" wrote)
Learn to say "No" by the time you're 35. - Your life will improve greatly! Ok, now I know this guy is an imposter. You are NOT Montblack. The Montblack I know is older than 35 and while he might not say "YES" to everything he certainly doesn't say "NO" to anything. Obviously this rule doesn't apply to the "Real Mont-yep-sure-you betcha-of course-absolutely-affirmative-black". 47 ...and yes, I'm a slow learner. g Montblack Go ahead. Try asking me to come over and plant acres and acres of potatoes and beans. Just you try! My answer: "Oh boy, can I drive the BIG tractor?" |
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I'm not a real Pilot?
Mxsmanic wrote in
: David writes: So why is it the general public thinks that to be a real pilot you have to aspire to become a scheduled airline captain? For much the same reason that some people think that people who fly simulators cannot be real pilots. No, you can't be a real pilot beczause you're an idiot,. has nothing to do with you pretending to be a pilot in your corn flakes box |
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I'm not a real Pilot?
"David" wrote in :
My daughters classmates met someone outside of school that knows me and when they got to talking the kid mentioned that I was a pilot for an airline and that person (an adult) corrected them and told them that I was not a real pilot that I only fly TOY planes. A few years ago a reporter for an east Texas newspaper did a real nice article on Angel Flight, featuring me. I appreciated the publicity for the charity, but yeah, it said something similar. The exact phrase was something like "and you don't even have to be a real pilot to volunteer; amateur pilots are welcome as well." [Still bugs me! G] ----------------------------------------------- James M. Knox TriSoft ph 512-385-0316 1300 Koenig Lane West fax 512-371-5716 Suite 200 Austin, Tx 78756 ----------------------------------------------- |
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Ok, now I know this guy is an imposter.
You are NOT Montblack. The Montblack I know is older than 35 and while he might not say "YES" to everything he certainly doesn't say "NO" to anything. Obviously this rule doesn't apply to the "Real Mont-yep-sure-you betcha-of course-absolutely-affirmative-black". Jim "Montblack" wrote in message ... ("Dudley Henriques" wrote) Rule 1 for feeling good about yourself in this life is simply this; Don't ever allow someone else's problem to become your problem. Rule #2 - FFGAY: (Um, ...you know what I meant) Learn to say "No" by the time you're 35. - Your life will improve greatly! I saw this on one of those 'saying-a-day' cube calendars. Montblack |
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On Mar 30, 11:03 am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
No, you can't be a real pilot beczause you're an idiot,. has nothing to do with you pretending to be a pilot in your corn flakes box You on the other hand are an RJ Doofus. |
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I'm not a real Pilot?
Once again, I'm not a real pilot.
Yesterday my daughter was confronted at school by some (6th grade) classmates, they said her father was not a real pilot. Oh, hell, the world is full of idiots. I've been told I'm not "really" a hotelier because we only have 28 suites... I've been told I wasn't "really" a newspaperman because I worked the business side of it... I've been told that I'm not "really" a pilot because I'm not instrument rated... I've been told I don't ride "real" motorcycles cuz I don't ride a Harley... The list goes on and on. I learned a long time ago not to define my success (or failure) by what others think. -- Jay Honeck Iowa City, IA Pathfinder N56993 www.AlexisParkInn.com "Your Aviation Destination" |
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I'm not a real Pilot?
Oh but first we have this real cool rock collection we want you to see!
Really, they're all over the place. And we'll even let you take them home with you! The best part is that they are FREE! Jim Real farmer masquerading as a Real Pilot |
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Oh but first we have this real cool rock collection we want you to see!
Really, they're all over the place. And we'll even let you take them home with you! The best part is that they are FREE! My favorite four letter "F" word! Peter |
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I'm not a real Pilot?
Jay Honeck wrote:
Once again, I'm not a real pilot. Yesterday my daughter was confronted at school by some (6th grade) classmates, they said her father was not a real pilot. Oh, hell, the world is full of idiots. I've been told I'm not "really" a hotelier because we only have 28 suites... I've been told I wasn't "really" a newspaperman because I worked the business side of it... I've been told that I'm not "really" a pilot because I'm not instrument rated... I've been told I don't ride "real" motorcycles cuz I don't ride a Harley... The list goes on and on. I learned a long time ago not to define my success (or failure) by what others think. -- Jay Honeck Iowa City, IA Pathfinder N56993 www.AlexisParkInn.com "Your Aviation Destination" My personal favorite was being told I was not a "real" father. I took this rather personal as I had adopted both of my children. I was not pleased with the comment until the rest of it was explained. I was told I was not a real dad because I used pampers and a microwave to heat formula ( yes I was careful to test it ) I allowed as I did not believe I needed to wash cloth diapers and heat bottles over a wood stove to make me feel real. |
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I'm not a real Pilot?
"Jay Honeck" wrote in news:1175281166.069656.208650
@p15g2000hsd.googlegroups.com: Once again, I'm not a real pilot. Yesterday my daughter was confronted at school by some (6th grade) classmates, they said her father was not a real pilot. Oh, hell, the world is full of idiots. I've been told I'm not "really" a hotelier because we only have 28 suites... I've been told I wasn't "really" a newspaperman because I worked the business side of it... I've been told that I'm not "really" a pilot because I'm not instrument rated... I've been told I don't ride "real" motorcycles cuz I don't ride a Harley... Whereas you're clearly a real dickhead. Only mystery is whether you were born one or self-taught. |
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