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  #1  
Old December 16th 06, 02:25 AM posted to alt.humor.puns,demon.local,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Hugh Brodie wrote:
wrote in message
ups.com...
Tim Bruening wrote:
E-flat: Online apartment.

C-flat: Another online apartment.

B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive.

Econ: Rich Internet scam artist.

Icon: Another Internet scam artist.

A-flat: Very tyred.

H-flat: Completely lacking any preparation.

C-sharp: 20/20 vision.

B-natural: Come as you are.


B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn because your Bach is worse
than your bite.

I don't Offenbach enough to notice!


It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you play a bass clarinet, per
chance?

  #2  
Old December 16th 06, 06:20 AM posted to alt.humor.puns,demon.local,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Posts: 975
Default Music Puns

nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Hugh Brodie wrote:
wrote in message
ups.com...
Tim Bruening wrote:
E-flat: Online apartment.

C-flat: Another online apartment.

B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive.

Econ: Rich Internet scam artist.

Icon: Another Internet scam artist.

A-flat: Very tyred.

H-flat: Completely lacking any preparation.

C-sharp: 20/20 vision.

B-natural: Come as you are.

B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn because your Bach is worse
than your bite.

I don't Offenbach enough to notice!


It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you play a bass clarinet, per
chance?

On the Contra rary . . .


Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

  #7  
Old December 23rd 06, 01:41 AM posted to alt.humor,demon.local,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Posts: 975
Default Music Puns

Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:29:51 -0500, found these
unused words floating about:

"nemo" wrote in message
o.uk...

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ps.com...
wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
message

oups.com...
Hugh Brodie wrote:
wrote in message

ups.com...
Tim Bruening wrote:
E-flat: Online apartment.

C-flat: Another online apartment.

B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive.

Econ: Rich Internet scam artist.

Icon: Another Internet scam artist.

A-flat: Very tyred.

H-flat: Completely lacking any preparation.

C-sharp: 20/20 vision.

B-natural: Come as you are.

B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn because your
Bach is
worse
than your bite.

I don't Offenbach enough to notice!

It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you play a bass
clarinet,
per
chance?

How low can you go?

Even been in limbo?

No.

No?

No!

No.

TOO SILLY! STOP THE SKETCH! . . . . . .


No.

Knock Knock ...


Who dares?

  #8  
Old December 23rd 06, 06:42 AM posted to alt.humor,demon.local,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Posts: 975
Default Music Puns

wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:29:51 -0500, found these
unused words floating about:

"nemo" wrote in message
o.uk...

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ps.com...
wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in

message

ups.com...
nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
message

oups.com...
Hugh Brodie wrote:
wrote in message

ups.com...
Tim Bruening wrote:
E-flat: Online apartment.

C-flat: Another online apartment.

B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive.

Econ: Rich Internet scam artist.

Icon: Another Internet scam artist.

A-flat: Very tyred.

H-flat: Completely lacking any preparation.

C-sharp: 20/20 vision.

B-natural: Come as you are.

B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn because

your
Bach is
worse
than your bite.

I don't Offenbach enough to notice!

It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you play a

bass
clarinet,
per
chance?

How low can you go?

Even been in limbo?

No.

No?

No!

No.

TOO SILLY! STOP THE SKETCH! . . . . . .

No.

Knock Knock ...


Who dares?


Who cares?


Who shares?

  #9  
Old December 24th 06, 11:42 AM posted to alt.humor,demon.local,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 975
Default Music Puns

wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:29:51 -0500, found

these
unused words floating about:

"nemo" wrote in message
o.uk...

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in

message

ps.com...
wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
message

ups.com...
nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce"

wrote in
message

oups.com...
Hugh Brodie wrote:
wrote in

message

ups.com...
Tim Bruening wrote:
E-flat: Online apartment.

C-flat: Another online apartment.

B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a

beehive.

Econ: Rich Internet scam artist.

Icon: Another Internet scam artist.

A-flat: Very tyred.

H-flat: Completely lacking any

preparation.

C-sharp: 20/20 vision.

B-natural: Come as you are.

B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn

because
your
Bach is
worse
than your bite.

I don't Offenbach enough to notice!

It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you play a
bass
clarinet,
per
chance?

How low can you go?

Even been in limbo?

No.

No?

No!

No.

TOO SILLY! STOP THE SKETCH! . . . . . .

No.

Knock Knock ...

Who dares?

Who cares?


Who shares?


Two mares?


Few bears?

  #10  
Old December 25th 06, 11:59 AM posted to alt.humor,demon.local,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 975
Default Music Puns

clarinet.fan wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:29:51 -0500,

found
these
unused words floating about:

"nemo" wrote in message
o.uk...

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in

message

ups.com...
wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
message

ps.com...
wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce"

wrote in
message

ups.com...
nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote in
message

oups.com...
Hugh Brodie wrote:
wrote in
message

ups.com...
Tim Bruening wrote:
E-flat: Online apartment.

C-flat: Another online apartment.

B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a
beehive.

Econ: Rich Internet scam artist.

Icon: Another Internet scam artist.

A-flat: Very tyred.

H-flat: Completely lacking any
preparation.

C-sharp: 20/20 vision.

B-natural: Come as you are.

B-sharp: you should be. Now go into Haydn
because
your
Bach is
worse
than your bite.

I don't Offenbach enough to notice!

It seems you have scaled new heights. Do you

play a
bass
clarinet,
per
chance?

How low can you go?

Even been in limbo?

No.

No?

No!

No.

TOO SILLY! STOP THE SKETCH! . . . . . .

No.

Knock Knock ...

Who dares?

Who cares?

Who shares?

Two mares?


Few bears?


Few beers?


Do pairs?

 




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