Anyone Here Ever Seen That Crappy Film Deep Impact?

It was screening on TV the other night so I thought I'd watch it.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120647/
Man, talk about crap.

Starts off with some kid with with a ****ant little scope (not even a
Mead!) discovering a comet or assteriod. So what does he do? Calls
some turkey in Nevada who is laughingly supposed to be a professional
asstronomer.

That clown is sitting in what looks like a radio scope station
listening to classical music (what else?). After he's told, he looks
for it himself. Not sure how he gets an image of it the way he did
with a radio scope, but he does.

Then, get this, he transfers it to floppy disk! What the hay! Is he
using OS/2 or something? Let me guess. His crappy software is written
in FORTRAN too.

And talk about an ego. He puts his name on the discovery. Next, rather
than ring up and tell somebody, or even email someone, he decides to
drive off to make the alert.

Who wrote this crap? Dumbass liberals? Well, they put in a token black
as president. Which makes about as much sense as a female president,
so it had to be liberals.

Anyway, the cretin asstronomer rushes off down a mountain side only to
be totaled by a semitrailer going the other way. The asstronomer turns
into toast.

Which doesn't explain how they know the name of the new comet/
assteroid. It also doesn't explain why a semitrailer is driving up to
a radio scope station late at night. Liberals. Couldn't write a
coherent plot for ****.

Anyway, in the end, the entire East Coast is wiped out by a tsunami.
Seems that's another favorite liberal theme. Maybe that's how they
think they'll take over.