Act now before your wings are defaced

On Friday, September 13, 2019 at 4:45:05 AM UTC-7, wrote:
Sorry, eh? I am sorry to interrupt your normally highly productive use of the internet. But your glider is at risk.

It is only time separating you from the obvious damage coming to your aircraft soon. When I bought my first glass ship, the competition letters had been applied with EXTENSIVE use of what I am sure was a full carton of Sharpies. The owner had read that Sharpies do not add a detectable interruption of airflow. I spent days with sandpaper and compounds to remove the black stains that went deep into the gel coat.

There are people today who use the Sharpie as a weapon of deception. It has been used as a literal mark of possession much as a cat applies urine to its newly captured turf.

Weather and weather maps have become tools of democracy and diplomacy by people in high positions. A swipe of the pen now knows better and it is a sign the writer owns that issue in the public's minds.

The powers that be have now learned that rapidly rising hot air causes hurricanes capable of wiping out entire independent countries like The Bahamas. The first response by your government was direct and well researched. You would nuke each hurricane wherever it popped up.

Then, when the environmental Socialists objected, it was proposed that hurricanes could simply be re-directed by careful use of the simple Sharpie. Soon. Floridians were pleased to hear they were no longer a target because that claim fell to Alabama with the simplest "SHTROKE of a SHARPIE"©� ™ possible.

That success will naturally soon lead to the next obvious conclusion by your greatest scientific minds. Hot air, which normally formed hurricanes, can be slowed down and even dissipated by widespread of thousands of glider wings in formation, flown in precise paths through those very hot spots that trigger them. The laws will change to remove your 2nd amendment rights to bare your arms. You will now have to completely cover up and contribute your glider for the nation's good.

The new "Soar Command" will be the best response of all to global warming.. Its soldiers will all be accomplished glider pilots. The equipment will be your former gliders. Each one will be seized in one of a series of photo ops wherein the Commander in Chief will autograph each ship as it is seized/drafted into active service in Soar Command.

This is so sad. But, Canada has your back again.

You got diabetes, Canada gave you insulin. You had boring waffles we gave you maple syrup. Alaskans froze outdoors and slipped and slid on the ice, we gave you beaver pelts and skins for your feet.

Melania became inconsolable, Canada gave you Justin Trudeau. We knew you could not jump right into WWII so we went in early for you. Your space station was all thumbs? Canada gave you Canadarm. Basketball, hockey in Las Vegas, all essential distraction sot model day life. Feeling sad?. Comedians. Some competition at last for the WIlliams; sister?... Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, .... the country you should have captured years ago so you need not repaint the White House.

Now, Canada wants to help you yet again. No, we will not use the Canadarm for nefarious purposes.And no, we have our own leaders.

But, please trust that when YOUR wings are autographed by the hugest Sharpies ever, Canada has called on SICO Canada to solve the issue. ONLY SICO can assure you of proper removal of the dreaded signature.

Canada now brings you WHITE!

We have snow, and Celine Dionne and the Rockies... so we KNOW white and how to maintain it. Canada created a simple stick applicator product, like a lipstick, to cover up Sharpies' with one swipe.

"Sharp-Off! eh?" is now under siege by some USA bureaucrats. They wish to ban anything capable of defeating the power of your elected officials. To hold a "Sharp-off! eh?" in your hand south of the 48th, is to be a terrorist. Or a Muslim, Probably both at once. Worse, you could be called Mexican.

All Canadian SICO's are now BANNED from your country. You will only EVER have your home-grown SICOs if you fail to act now. You must act now

Sign the petition.

If you sign my petition now, you will have a chance at saving face when you fly the OLC with a Go Pro on your tail. . Don't be "enlisted" or "drafted" into service in the new Soar Command. Demand your right to bare your arms and fly your glider in the pristine snow white color (or colour) God intended for all gliders.

Selling your ship to a loyal Republican? Simple! Use "Sharp-back! sorry, eh?" to remove the cover up and expose the valuable signature beneath.

Canada has your back!

And we have your black! errr, white... errr, whatever, we have all colors here for you.

Remember, when you have a SICO problem in America... apply a SICO solution from Canada.

Copy/paste and Go to:

http://chng.it/zyRwXRhvkb

and with a simple click you can save the world from Sharpies.

And in conclusion, sorry to bother you, eh?

If nothing else, this post confirms that not ALL socialist Canadians get free drugs. Some of us have to stick to legalized herbs. We do suffer!

So we hear from the immigrants to the North, or as they are known in the Trump administration "Mexicans with sweaters". It would take just a swipe of the presidential sharpie on a map to annex all of Canada, with really nothing Canada could do but scream "that's not right, eh?"

So we hear from the immigrants to the North, or as they are known in the Trump administration "Mexicans with sweaters". It would take just a swipe of the presidential sharpie on a map to annex all of Canada, with really nothing Canada could do but scream "that's not right, eh?"

54 - 40 or Fight? eh

54-40.... the following is from an American web site,, Thought.Com: “The exception to the 49th parallel boundary is that it turns south in the channel separating Vancouver Island from the mainland and then turns south and then west through the Juan de Fuca Strait. This maritime portion of the boundary wasn't officially demarcated until 1872.“

So, no one recorded what happens with the 49th east of Buffalo Point MN. A short jog north then a sharpie scrawl south and east to 41.7 degrees in Pt Pelee ONTARIO. Even at the Atlantic the border is still just 44.7. We negotiated well and made sure your surveyors were always Screeched in.

No wonder your children drive down from Detroit in winter with roof racks loaded with skis. Geography failed them in college.

Quoting: “We take great pride in the quality of our content. We produce fact-based, unbiased, well-researched articles that acknowledge the validity of all viewpoints. ThoughtCo articles include a source list to support the writer’s claims and to enable readers to explore the topic further.�

Hmmm, who needs sharpies with websites like that at your disposal?

Canadian educators do not use Wikipedia wannabes to teach geography. We send out explorers who draw real maps for us. Many died in the ice up but those who made it back drew nice maps.

And we learned our Eh-B-C’s. Sorry.

Don’t be so sure, Canada has a navy you know.
http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml

On Sunday, September 15, 2019 at 11:07:14 PM UTC-4, Charlie Quebec wrote:
Don’t be so sure, Canada has a navy you know.
http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml

Yes they do, ships have glass bottoms so they can keep an eye on the rest of the Canadian Navy.

On Sunday, September 15, 2019 at 11:07:14 PM UTC-4, Charlie Quebec wrote:
Don’t be so sure, Canada has a navy you know.
http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml

And,...Our ships were built back when REAL men circumnavigated North and South America by sailing the Northwest Passage on the TOP of the water. Using even the best USA technology today, would have to tippytoe through under water hoping inhabitants of the New World have not yet invented both depth charges AND ice fishing drills.

On Monday, September 16, 2019 at 2:06:24 AM UTC-7, wrote:
On Sunday, September 15, 2019 at 11:07:14 PM UTC-4, Charlie Quebec wrote:
Don’t be so sure, Canada has a navy you know.
http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml

And,...Our ships were built back when REAL men circumnavigated North and South America by sailing the Northwest Passage on the TOP of the water. Using even the best USA technology today, would have to tippytoe through under water hoping inhabitants of the New World have not yet invented both depth charges AND ice fishing drills.

Don't your submarines have dents? And while Dr. Naismith was a Canadian citizen the game of basketball as it is known today was created by him at the bequest of the school administrators in Springfield, Massachusetts, to condition young athletes during cold months.

At first, I thought Bob's rants had to do with holding on to the Bong too firmly. Now, I find myself Googling "Symptoms of Dementia."

If a Canadian invented basketball while in the USA, it’s still a CANADIAN invention. Admittedly the peach basket had a solid bottom and play was delayed while someone climbed up to get the ball back. Pablum, pagers, walk-in talkies, telephone, electric wheelchairs, Java, insulin, pacemakers, iMax film and projectors, green garbage bags, Canadarm...so many things, and now women’s tennis at the US Open...19 year old Bianca Andreescu devours Serena Williams in straight sets. Snowmobiles. Screech. Health care for all, Nanaimo bars. The Avro Arrow. Paint rollers. Peanut butter. WonderBra. Pacemakers...I repeat for effect.

Of more interest to pilots.... Canadian Reginald Aubrey Fessenden was a prolific inventor in the area of wireless technology — he was the first to broadcast on the AM radio band in 1900 — although he's often regarded as an unsung hero in Canada because his inventions in radio technology were outshined by Italian inventor Guglielmo Marconi. Fessenden built two-way radio transmission towers — one near Boston and the other in Scotland — and issued the first transatlantic radio broadcast in 1906.

My favorite?...

The jockstrap hard cup. Imagine, it took a CANADIAN to think up the idea of putting something protective between baseballs and yours. The entire remainder of Earth made do with an extra pair of underwear. We tackle the obvious, invent the less obvious and we improved the odds that superior genes demonstrated by the world’s elite athletes will go forward for the millennia unscathed. Never again would a 105 mph slider eliminate the Mickey Mantles and Christian Yelichs from our great grand children.

Even then we got creative and invented the hard cup for faces of goalies so genetic good lucks would also mutate. We plan ahead. We live up here on a chunk of ice free of sharpies and therefore we cannot sketch ourselves into a better world. Although the Group of Seven thought they sketched a better world. We actually do good ****.

I’m proud of my country and glad we live next door. Keep your friends close. And your enemies closer. Kidding. We need your protection. So we pray you will not build a northern wall, nor will you extend your southern wall to keep us from trekking north to California too. Sharpies can do that.

Over, eh? (Trivial aviation inserted shamelessly to remain on topic in RAS.)

Now that’s been settled, Kim Kardashian announced yesterday she replaced all sorts of medications with CBD oil. Raved about it for mood and anxiety. Now where I live, for me to cross the border and fly up to California, I am screened by CBP...your folks at the border inside Toronto’s airport. “Have you ever used marijuana?� And if answer, yes, I used in college for a month... I am flagged as permanently banned from the USA. Grass is legal in all of Canada and Washington State, Oregon and California, but if a Vancouverite answers yes en route south to get back to California’s grass, he or she is banned for life. Sharpies can make that happen.

You can eliminate Kim Kardashian now if she can be lured to Vancouver.

Wait, how can Tommy Chong ever see the real Rockie’s and get home?? Easy... he was born here, we let will always him in and out.

Just saying.

Eh?

Canadians with guns, eh?Â* What a hoot!

On 9/15/2019 9:07 PM, Charlie Quebec wrote:
Don’t be so sure, Canada has a navy you know.
http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml

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Dan, 5J