My Latest Adventure

On Sat, 3 Apr 2010 11:42:26 -0700 (PDT), thunderhoof wrote:

On Apr 2, 3:01*pm, Mark wrote:
On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 18:54:25 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
On 02/04/2010 16:51, Mark wrote:
On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 09:22:25 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

On 02/04/2010 00:12, Mark wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:27:36 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

On 01/04/2010 21:16, Mark wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:03:29 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

On 01/04/2010 19:51, Mark wrote:
I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
world.

I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
November last year.

I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me
rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my
'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender.

I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would
I reveal my country of origin.

"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs
boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats
for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
stop it ever happening."

This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps
at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and
Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the
hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow
caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.

Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll
TV scientist, was sympathetic to me.

"Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention
bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid."

I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later
disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.

They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius.

Aww, at least some Americans may now go and look up Professor Brian Cox.
* * *He's like Carl Sagan, only he played keyboards in a boyband for a bit.

Of course, this is old news, there's already been a story about someone
claiming to be the great, great grandson of Brian arrested at CERN on
Tuesday.

*YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?*

GO **** A LIZARD, CUMBREATH*

If you were able to time travel, and were genuinely ****ed off with me,
you could appear here now and slap me in the chops. *That you haven't
appeared yet is proof enough.

Forget this childish internet stuff. I dare you to
reveal your identity. If you don't you're a coward.

Any time, any place. *Bring your friends. I don't mind.

Waiting...

*I DARE YOU. GO **** A DUCK*

---
Mark, ancestor of the Vikings

My name is Louise, I live in East Lancashire, I am unemployed, I used to
be a journalist.

There you go, that's enough to be going on with. Good day. *What do I win?

*I'LL KICK YOUR ASS UNTIL IT BLEEDS PURPLE HOW'S THAT?*

Aww, kicking a girl. How big of you, "Mark".
You kick me, and I'll stab you in the face. Seems fair.

I don't care if you are a girl.

But since you are, Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin
crowns look? *Yeah, just like Hollywood. *I'm convinced my new white
smile is playing a part in keeping my new 15 year old girlfriend
mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this enthusiastic confident energy
I'm exuding. *What young beauty wouldn't **** a tall, muscular, rich
pilot-musician.

Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.

Speaking of ****ing- Hey *go **** yourself. *LOL! *No one else will.
Ha ha ha ha ha. *

Ha, ha. *Damn, I'm so much better than you.

Mark, rich handsome genius

*NOT A pedo**** LIKE U*

*NOT A pedo**** LIKE U*

sez the guy who brags he's "****ing" a 15 year old girl, thinks bi
polar disorder is the same as manic depression, PTSD and narcisism,
claims dogs don't like darkies while sporting a hard on for his deep
chocolate mother. Sick ****, C'mere let me stab you in the face while
Rev Diva rips your shrivelled balls off. It'll be a party.

( **** my )
( hiney )
( assclown )
-------------
O
O ^__^
o (oo)_______
(__) )\/\
||----w |


--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

On Sat, 3 Apr 2010 11:52:48 -0700 (PDT), thunderhoof wrote:

On Apr 2, 3:01*pm, Mark wrote:
On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 18:54:25 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
On 02/04/2010 16:51, Mark wrote:
On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 09:22:25 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

On 02/04/2010 00:12, Mark wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:27:36 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

On 01/04/2010 21:16, Mark wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:03:29 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

On 01/04/2010 19:51, Mark wrote:
I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
world.

I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
November last year.

I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me
rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my
'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender.

I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would
I reveal my country of origin.

"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs
boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats
for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
stop it ever happening."

This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps
at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and
Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the
hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow
caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.

Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll
TV scientist, was sympathetic to me.

"Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention
bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid."

I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later
disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.

They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius.

Aww, at least some Americans may now go and look up Professor Brian Cox.
* * *He's like Carl Sagan, only he played keyboards in a boyband for a bit.

Of course, this is old news, there's already been a story about someone
claiming to be the great, great grandson of Brian arrested at CERN on
Tuesday.

*YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?*

GO **** A LIZARD, CUMBREATH*

If you were able to time travel, and were genuinely ****ed off with me,
you could appear here now and slap me in the chops. *That you haven't
appeared yet is proof enough.

Forget this childish internet stuff. I dare you to
reveal your identity. If you don't you're a coward.

Any time, any place. *Bring your friends. I don't mind.

Waiting...

*I DARE YOU. GO **** A DUCK*

---
Mark, ancestor of the Vikings

My name is Louise, I live in East Lancashire, I am unemployed, I used to
be a journalist.

There you go, that's enough to be going on with. Good day. *What do I win?

*I'LL KICK YOUR ASS UNTIL IT BLEEDS PURPLE HOW'S THAT?*

Aww, kicking a girl. How big of you, "Mark".
You kick me, and I'll stab you in the face. Seems fair.

I don't care if you are a girl.

But since you are, Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin
crowns look? *Yeah, just like Hollywood. *I'm convinced my new white
smile is playing a part in keeping my new 15 year old girlfriend
mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this enthusiastic confident energy
I'm exuding. *What young beauty wouldn't **** a tall, muscular, rich
pilot-musician.

Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.

Speaking of ****ing- Hey *go **** yourself. *LOL! *No one else will.
Ha ha ha ha ha. *

Ha, ha. *Damn, I'm so much better than you.

Mark, rich handsome genius

*NOT A pedo**** LIKE U*

here's some more terms for you to googal; Madonna-Whore complex,
Oedipus, Mother ****er. Enjoy!

Psychologically, there are 4 people within us all.

There is the person whom we believe ourselves to be.
There is the person whom others perceive us to be.
And...
There is the person whom we wish others to perceive us
to be.
And ultimately, there is the person defined by the reality
of whom we really are.

I have found in dealing with people that it's very common
for people to present themselves as someone who is
actually the *opposite* of what they really are.

I don't mean internet wanna bees. I mean people who
are fooling themselves, and if they can convince others
of their mission statement, then that is all the validation
they need to believe it themselves.

--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

On Sat, Apr 03, 2010 at 03:14:25PM -0400, Mark wrote:

( **** my )
( hiney )
( assclown )
-------------
O
O ^__^
o (oo)_______
(__) )\/\
||----w |


Ooh, Markie. What great presentation software are you using to
generate those messages? Enquiring minds want to know.


Regards,

Steve

--
Proud supporter of the "Let's Make English A Right-To-Left Language
Campaign". Just for fun, and because it's better than legalizing pot.

On Apr 3, 3:13*pm, Mark wrote:
On Sat, 3 Apr 2010 11:41:45 -0700 (PDT), Dr. LoBotomy wrote:

Well that's a non-sequitur. But you admitted in a previous post that
you had sex with a 15 year old girl. If you're over 17 that makes you
a rapist and a pederast in most states. It's just strange that you
would admit to that in an open forum like this.

Ok chewtoy,
just one more, but I've got a life to get back to ok?

Hm, you say you think I'm an asshole. Well I think
that marvelous, simply Jim Dandy, because as stupid
as you are I wouldn't want it any other way.

Ok that's all you get for now. I've got a gourmet
meal to eat and fan mail to open.


It's interesting how you keep on claiming to be so busy, and you've
got so much to do and you can't spend it on Usenet but when somebody
answers your post you post back within 5 minutes. All you are is
another desperately lonely loser, probably living in his mother's
basement hiding behind a incredibly transparent Usenet persona.

But I'll leave you to your Chef Boyardee "gourmet meal".

On Sat, 3 Apr 2010 13:00:00 -0700 (PDT), Dr. LoBotomy wrote:

On Apr 3, 3:13*pm, Mark wrote:
On Sat, 3 Apr 2010 11:41:45 -0700 (PDT), Dr. LoBotomy wrote:

Well that's a non-sequitur. But you admitted in a previous post that
you had sex with a 15 year old girl. If you're over 17 that makes you
a rapist and a pederast in most states. It's just strange that you
would admit to that in an open forum like this.

Ok chewtoy,
just one more, but I've got a life to get back to ok?

Hm, you say you think I'm an asshole. Well I think
that marvelous, simply Jim Dandy, because as stupid
as you are I wouldn't want it any other way.

Ok that's all you get for now. I've got a gourmet
meal to eat and fan mail to open.


It's interesting how you keep on claiming to be so busy, and you've
got so much to do and you can't spend it on Usenet but when somebody
answers your post you post back within 5 minutes. All you are is
another desperately lonely loser, probably living in his mother's
basement hiding behind a incredibly transparent Usenet persona.

But I'll leave you to your Chef Boyardee "gourmet meal".

Ah look at all the krazy people.
I look at all the crazy Mark(ie)s.

Marcus Mark(ie) picks up the dirt in the church where a wedding has
been
Lives in a dream.
Waits at the window, wearing the face he keeps in a Prozac bottle by
the door.
Who is it for?

Ah the lonely Mark(ie)
Where does he come from?
Ah the lonely Mark(ie)
What nuthouse does he belong?

Dr. Hot**** writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear
Just Me comes near.
Look at him working, whacking his dick in the night when there's
nobody there.
What does he care?

Ah the lonely Mark(ie)
Where does he come from?
Ah the lonely Mark(ie)
What nuthouse does he belong?

Ah, look at all the lonely people
Ah, look at all the lonely people

Marcus Mark(ie) died on the can and was buried along with his plane
/Nobody came/
Dr. Hot**** wiping the dirt from his dick as he walks from the grave
No one was saved

Ah the lonely Mark(ie)
Where does he come from?
Ah the lonely Mark(ie)
What nuthouse does he belong?

*one with pads and bars*

--
All you Ferrari drivers, come join us @ www.ferrarichat.com !
All you pilots, jump into the left seat @ www.airlinepilotforums.com !

On Sat, 03 Apr 2010 15:54:23 -0400, Steve Thompson wrote:

On Sat, Apr 03, 2010 at 03:14:25PM -0400, Mark wrote:

( **** my )
( hiney )
( assclown )
-------------
O
O ^__^
o (oo)_______
(__) )\/\
||----w |


Ooh, Markie. What great presentation software are you using to
generate those messages? Enquiring minds want to know.

Regards,

Steve

Once upon a time, I was at a private beach when this fat-gutted,
drunken redneck showed up. He stumbled down to where some
of us were chilling out and bellowed, "HEY, WHAT CHAW DOING?
MIND IF I JOIN Y'ALL? DON'T WORRY, I AIN'T NO QUEER!"

Then he invaded our private space. I told him, "We aren't gay
either, but I'd prefer someone like that to you, fat asshole."

You see Steve, this applies to you too. Except for one thing.
You obviously are aroused by men. Psych 101.

--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

On Sat, 3 Apr 2010 16:25:34 -0400, Ari
wrote:

Ah the lonely Mark(ie)
Where does he come from?
Ah the lonely Mark(ie)
What nuthouse does he belong?

*one with pads and bars*

(claps like a seal)

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
I'm not a gynecologist
But I'll take a look

:: Currently listening to Everyday Will Be Like a Holiday, 1993, by Holly Cole, from "Don't Smoke In Bed"

On Apr 4, 1:18*am, Zapanaz
wrote:
On Sat, 3 Apr 2010 16:25:34 -0400, Ari
wrote:

Ah the lonely Mark(ie)
Where does he come from?
Ah the lonely Mark(ie)
What nuthouse does he belong?

*one with pads and bars*

(claps like a seal)

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialisthttp://joecosby.com/
I'm not a gynecologist
But I'll take a look

:: Currently listening to Everyday Will Be Like a Holiday, 1993, by Holly Cole, from "Don't Smoke In Bed"