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Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 5 Oct 2007.



 
 
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  #1  
Old October 7th 07, 05:35 AM posted to demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
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Default Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 5 Oct 2007.

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:

NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: demon.local
Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 722
Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
Total Volume..............: 3352
Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 53
Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
Original Content Rating...: 13.48%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
================================================== =============
1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%


Who the **** is he?


A spamming troll, PHucker.

2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%


I see I beat you again.

3. Peter Hucker......................................: 59 8.4 8.2%
4. Mr Pounder........................................: 32 4.6 4.4%
5. pms............................................... : 18 2.6 2.5%
6. anonym............................................ : 16 2.3 2.2%
7. Mr. Gneiss........................................: 14 2.0 1.9%
8. John \"C\.........................................: 9 1.3 1.2%
9. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 9 1.3 1.2%
10. joblard........................................... : 9 1.3 1.2%


A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her patients of their stutters.
She came to a therapy session in a revealing outfit and offered a blow job to anyone who could pronounce the name of the city in which they were born without stuttering.
The first man stood up and said, "B-B-B-B-B-B- Boston."
Dejected, he shook his head and sat back down.
The next guy stood and said, "Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Cleveland."
He slapped his thigh in frustration and sat back down.
The third guy stood and without hesitation said, "Miami."
The student fell to her knees and began performing oral sex on the man.
After finishing, she looked up and said, "What do you have to say now?"
He replied, "...B-B-B-B-B-Beach."


Sure it wasn't bbbbbitch?

  #2  
Old October 7th 07, 05:21 PM posted to demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Mr Pounder[_2_]
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Posts: 80
Default Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 5 Oct 2007.


"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster
wrote:

NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: demon.local
Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 722
Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
Total Volume..............: 3352
Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 53
Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
Original Content Rating...: 13.48%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
================================================== =============
1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%


Who the **** is he?


A spamming troll, PHucker.

2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%


I see I beat you again.


Grunts.

3. Peter Hucker......................................: 59 8.4 8.2%
4. Mr Pounder........................................: 32 4.6 4.4%
5. pms............................................... : 18 2.6 2.5%
6. anonym............................................ : 16 2.3 2.2%
7. Mr. Gneiss........................................: 14 2.0 1.9%
8. John \"C\.........................................: 9 1.3 1.2%
9. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 9 1.3 1.2%
10. joblard........................................... : 9 1.3 1.2%


A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her patients of
their stutters.
She came to a therapy session in a revealing outfit and offered a blow
job to anyone who could pronounce the name of the city in which they were
born without stuttering.
The first man stood up and said, "B-B-B-B-B-B- Boston."
Dejected, he shook his head and sat back down.
The next guy stood and said, "Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Cleveland."
He slapped his thigh in frustration and sat back down.
The third guy stood and without hesitation said, "Miami."
The student fell to her knees and began performing oral sex on the man.
After finishing, she looked up and said, "What do you have to say now?"
He replied, "...B-B-B-B-B-Beach."


Sure it wasn't bbbbbitch?



  #3  
Old October 8th 07, 02:39 AM posted to demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy
Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
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Posts: 642
Default Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 5 Oct 2007.

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster
wrote:

NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: demon.local
Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 722
Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
Total Volume..............: 3352
Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 53
Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
Original Content Rating...: 13.48%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
================================================== =============
1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%

Who the **** is he?


A spamming troll, PHucker.

2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%


I see I beat you again.


Grunts.


You pig!

3. Peter Hucker......................................: 59 8.4 8.2%
4. Mr Pounder........................................: 32 4.6 4.4%
5. pms............................................... : 18 2.6 2.5%
6. anonym............................................ : 16 2.3 2.2%
7. Mr. Gneiss........................................: 14 2.0 1.9%
8. John \"C\.........................................: 9 1.3 1.2%
9. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 9 1.3 1.2%
10. joblard........................................... : 9 1.3 1.2%


A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her patients of
their stutters.
She came to a therapy session in a revealing outfit and offered a blow
job to anyone who could pronounce the name of the city in which they were
born without stuttering.
The first man stood up and said, "B-B-B-B-B-B- Boston."
Dejected, he shook his head and sat back down.
The next guy stood and said, "Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Cleveland."
He slapped his thigh in frustration and sat back down.
The third guy stood and without hesitation said, "Miami."
The student fell to her knees and began performing oral sex on the man.
After finishing, she looked up and said, "What do you have to say now?"
He replied, "...B-B-B-B-B-Beach."


Sure it wasn't bbbbbitch?


  #4  
Old October 13th 07, 01:20 PM posted to demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Peter Hucker[_2_]
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Posts: 539
Default Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 5 Oct 2007.

On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:35:05 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:

NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: demon.local
Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 722
Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
Total Volume..............: 3352
Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 53
Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
Original Content Rating...: 13.48%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
================================================== =============
1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%


Who the **** is he?


A spamming troll, PHucker.

2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%


I see I beat you again.


That's not Bruce, Bruce.

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The little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have enough toys."
Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y."
Again the little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have all kinds of candy."
"Well what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks.
The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose, "P-U-S-S-Y, and don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!"
  #5  
Old October 14th 07, 07:25 PM posted to demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy
Mr Pounder[_2_]
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Default Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 5 Oct 2007.


"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster
wrote:

NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: demon.local
Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 722
Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
Total Volume..............: 3352
Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 53
Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
Original Content Rating...: 13.48%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
================================================== =============
1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1
55.4%

Who the **** is he?

A spamming troll, PHucker.

2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4
9.1%

I see I beat you again.


Grunts.


You pig!


It was a figure of speech - you Philistine.

3. Peter Hucker......................................: 59 8.4
8.2%
4. Mr Pounder........................................: 32 4.6
4.4%
5. pms............................................... : 18 2.6
2.5%
6. anonym............................................ : 16 2.3
2.2%
7. Mr. Gneiss........................................: 14 2.0
1.9%
8. John \"C\.........................................: 9 1.3
1.2%
9. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 9 1.3
1.2%
10. joblard........................................... : 9 1.3
1.2%

A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her patients
of
their stutters.
She came to a therapy session in a revealing outfit and offered a blow
job to anyone who could pronounce the name of the city in which they
were
born without stuttering.
The first man stood up and said, "B-B-B-B-B-B- Boston."
Dejected, he shook his head and sat back down.
The next guy stood and said, "Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Cleveland."
He slapped his thigh in frustration and sat back down.
The third guy stood and without hesitation said, "Miami."
The student fell to her knees and began performing oral sex on the
man.
After finishing, she looked up and said, "What do you have to say
now?"
He replied, "...B-B-B-B-B-Beach."

Sure it wasn't bbbbbitch?




  #6  
Old November 1st 07, 05:22 AM posted to demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy
Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
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Posts: 642
Default Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 5 Oct 2007.

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster
wrote:

NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: demon.local
Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 722
Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
Total Volume..............: 3352
Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 53
Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
Original Content Rating...: 13.48%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
================================================== =============
1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1
55.4%

Who the **** is he?

A spamming troll, PHucker.

2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4
9.1%

I see I beat you again.

Grunts.


You pig!


It was a figure of speech - you Philistine.


You bounder!

  #7  
Old November 1st 07, 05:23 AM posted to demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce[_2_]
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Posts: 642
Default Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 5 Oct 2007.

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:35:05 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:

NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: demon.local
Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 722
Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
Total Volume..............: 3352
Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 53
Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
Original Content Rating...: 13.48%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
================================================== =============
1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%

Who the **** is he?


A spamming troll, PHucker.

2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%


I see I beat you again.


That's not Bruce, Bruce.


Are you on drugs again?

  #8  
Old November 9th 07, 07:50 PM posted to demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Peter Hucker[_2_]
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Posts: 539
Default Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 5 Oct 2007.

On Thu, 01 Nov 2007 04:23:39 -0000, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:35:05 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:

NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

Newsgroup.................: demon.local
Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 722
Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
Total Volume..............: 3352
Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 53
Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
Original Content Rating...: 13.48%

Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
================================================== =============
1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%

Who the **** is he?

A spamming troll, PHucker.

2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%

I see I beat you again.


That's not Bruce, Bruce.


Are you on drugs again?


There is no "Bruce" in the entry above. Therefore you beat noone.

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  #9  
Old November 9th 07, 11:11 PM posted to demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
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Default Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 5 Oct 2007.

On 9 Nov, 18:50, "Peter Hucker" wrote:
On Thu, 01 Nov 2007 04:23:39 -0000, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:35:05 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:


Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:


NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti


Newsgroup.................: demon.local
Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 722
Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
Total Volume..............: 3352
Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 53
Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
Original Content Rating...: 13.48%


Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
================================================== =============
1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%


Who the **** is he?


A spamming troll, PHucker.


2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%


I see I beat you again.


That's not Bruce, Bruce.


Are you on drugs again?


There is no "Bruce" in the entry above. Therefore you beat noone.


Peter Noone?

  #10  
Old November 10th 07, 12:07 AM posted to demon.local,alt.talk.bollocks,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Peter Hucker[_2_]
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Posts: 539
Default Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 5 Oct 2007.

On Fri, 09 Nov 2007 22:11:06 -0000, wrote:

On 9 Nov, 18:50, "Peter Hucker" wrote:
On Thu, 01 Nov 2007 04:23:39 -0000, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:35:05 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:


Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:


NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti


Newsgroup.................: demon.local
Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 722
Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
Total Volume..............: 3352
Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 53
Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
Original Content Rating...: 13.48%


Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
================================================== =============
1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%


Who the **** is he?


A spamming troll, PHucker.


2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%


I see I beat you again.


That's not Bruce, Bruce.


Are you on drugs again?


There is no "Bruce" in the entry above. Therefore you beat noone.


Peter Noone?


No, beat.


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