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Old April 19th 11, 04:05 PM posted to alt.support.depression.manic,alt.slack,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.fan.harry-potter
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I need to get a hold of Emma. I'd saw my legs off to **** her.

I will give anyone who contacts me $100,000 for her cell phone, email
address and her dorm room @ Brown. I went to MIT.

I'm so ****ing cool. I mean, Mark recently made 82 thousand dollars in
one day. Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin crowns look?
Yeah, just like Hollywood.

I'm convinced my new white smile is playing a part in keeping my new
14 year old girlfriend mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this
enthusiastic confident energy I'm exuding. What young beauty wouldn't
**** a tall, muscular, rich pilot-musician. On to Emma.

Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.

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Old April 19th 11, 04:08 PM posted to alt.support.depression.manic,alt.slack,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.fan.harry-potter
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On Tue, 19 Apr 2011 11:05:12 -0400, -Mark- wrote:

I need to get a hold of Emma. I'd saw my legs off to **** her.

I will give anyone who contacts me $100,000 for her cell phone, email
address and her dorm room @ Brown. I went to MIT.

I'm so ****ing cool. I mean, Mark recently made 82 thousand dollars in
one day. Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin crowns look?
Yeah, just like Hollywood.

I'm convinced my new white smile is playing a part in keeping my new
14 year old girlfriend mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this
enthusiastic confident energy I'm exuding. What young beauty wouldn't
**** a tall, muscular, rich pilot-musician. On to Emma.

Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.

Mark IV


WTF?
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Old April 19th 11, 07:24 PM posted to alt.support.depression.manic,alt.slack,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.fan.harry-potter
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On Apr 19, 11:05*am, -Mark- wrote:
I need to get a hold of Emma. I'd saw my legs off to **** her.

I will give anyone who contacts me $100,000 for her cell phone, email
address and her dorm room @ Brown. I went 'm so ****ing cool. I mean, Mark recently made 82 thousand dollars in
one day. Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin crowns look?
Yeah, just like Hollywood.

I'm convinced my new white smile is playing a part in keeping my new
14 year old girlfriend mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this
enthusiastic confident energy I'm exuding. What young beauty wouldn't
**** a tall, muscular, rich pilot-musician. On to Emma.

Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.

Mark IV
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Childish impersonation of me. Now we see
who is the real troll. Where's your money?
My attorneys are waiting. Put up or shut up.

Talk about piloting. If you can.

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Old April 20th 11, 06:48 PM posted to alt.support.depression.manic,alt.slack,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.fan.harry-potter
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-Mark- wrote:
I need to get a hold of Emma. I'd saw my legs off to **** her.


If you saw off both your legs then you aren't going to get any thrusting
power! Think, man! THINK!

I will give anyone who contacts me $100,000 for her cell phone, email
address and her dorm room @ Brown. I went to MIT.

I'm so ****ing cool. I mean, Mark recently made 82 thousand dollars in
one day. Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin crowns look?
Yeah, just like Hollywood.

I'm convinced my new white smile is playing a part in keeping my new
14 year old girlfriend mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this
enthusiastic confident energy I'm exuding. What young beauty wouldn't
**** a tall, muscular, rich pilot-musician. On to Emma.

Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.


So why don't you go **** yourself, now???

Mark IV

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Old April 20th 11, 07:35 PM posted to alt.support.depression.manic,alt.slack,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.fan.harry-potter
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On 20 Apr 2011 17:48:47 GMT, Drooling Idiot wrote:

-Mark- wrote:
I need to get a hold of Emma. I'd saw my legs off to **** her.


If you saw off both your legs then you aren't going to get any thrusting
power! Think, man! THINK!

I will give anyone who contacts me $100,000 for her cell phone, email
address and her dorm room @ Brown. I went to MIT.

I'm so ****ing cool. I mean, Mark recently made 82 thousand dollars in
one day. Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin crowns look?
Yeah, just like Hollywood.

I'm convinced my new white smile is playing a part in keeping my new
14 year old girlfriend mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this
enthusiastic confident energy I'm exuding. What young beauty wouldn't
**** a tall, muscular, rich pilot-musician. On to Emma.

Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.


So why don't you go **** yourself, now???


Some cute little 14 you brunette named Tammy stole her father's car
and credit cards and put me up on the 14th floor of the "Yachtsman"
for a week in Myrtle Beach, while spending thousands by day, and
smoking the sheets by night.

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Old April 20th 11, 09:04 PM posted to alt.support.depression.manic,alt.slack,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.fan.harry-potter
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On Apr 19, 10:05*am, -Mark- wrote:
I need to get a hold of Emma. I'd saw my legs off to **** her.


Emma is in a dilemma.

How about sawing off both dicks? Like, you know, at the Freak's Ball:

Mary: "John, would you like to have sex????"

John: "No, Mary, I'm clumsy at sex. I have two left penises."

So does that mean that John has two left penises and two right
penises, or does it mean that he has only one right penis and two left
penises?

Only his hairdresser knows for sure.

I have deep feelings for the CofSG.
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Old April 21st 11, 11:30 AM posted to alt.support.depression.manic,alt.slack,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.fan.harry-potter
Don Stockbauer
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On Apr 20, 3:04*pm, Don Stockbauer wrote:
On Apr 19, 10:05*am, -Mark- wrote:

I need to get a hold of Emma. I'd saw my legs off to **** her.


Emma is in a dilemma.

How about sawing off both dicks? *Like, you know, at the Freak's Ball:

Mary: *"John, would you like to have sex????"

John: "No, Mary, I'm clumsy at sex. *I have two left penises."

So does that mean that John has two left penises and two right
penises, or does it mean that he has only one right penis and two left
penises?

Only his hairdresser knows for sure.

I have deep feelings for the CofSG.


That sentence is true.
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Old April 21st 11, 07:44 PM posted to alt.support.depression.manic,alt.slack,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.fan.harry-potter
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On Wed, 20 Apr 2011 13:04:37 -0700 (PDT), Don Stockbauer wrote:

On Apr 19, 10:05*am, -Mark- wrote:
I need to get a hold of Emma. I'd saw my legs off to **** her.


Emma is in a dilemma.

How about sawing off both dicks? Like, you know, at the Freak's Ball:

Mary: "John, would you like to have sex????"

John: "No, Mary, I'm clumsy at sex. I have two left penises."

So does that mean that John has two left penises and two right
penises, or does it mean that he has only one right penis and two left
penises?

Only his hairdresser knows for sure.

I have deep feelings for the CofSG.


*GODDAMMIT* QUIT CHANGING MY POSTS.

I am reporting you t o GOOGLE NOW.
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