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Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
oups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ups.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised
in oups.com:

ah thole wrote:
Per wrote:
mimus wrote:
On Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:02:18 -0600, Per wrote:

mimus wrote:

On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 16:08:03 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:

On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 14:07:51 -0500, mimus
wrote:

On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:26:10 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Wed, 10 Jan 2007 23:37:29 -0600, Per
wrote:

Nothing to see here.
does that mean yer posting nekked?

run
Isn't that in the FAQ?
which one?
There's more than one?

There must be an Eater of FAQs lurking around.
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Preamble:
A. No credit is given to anyone, because every
other newsgroup
does it, so why should we.

B. These rules are subject to change at the whim
of Somebody,
because Somebody is the holder of the
ORRCFAQ&OPAVFFF.

C. This ORRCFAQ&OPAVFFF is copyright (c) 1998 by
someone. We
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to find out, please be sure to tell us.

D. Good cheese, good toast, good GOD lets post!

Paragraph 1. Demon.local
A. No posts by Christopher Sharp.

B. All .signature files must be over four lines
in length.
Any article posted to aavf3 with a .sig
of less than four lines is grounds for
immediate cancellation of the writers
demon account.

C. If you don't have a .sig file, we offer an
economical line
of .signatures for all types of messages
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E. In alt.fag-lamer.tj.spark-miller.****head, all
postings
require the approval of "andy beckwith".

Paragraph 2. Food and Beverages
A. Anyone who posts without offering puck lots of
coffee
beforehand shall be looked at sternly.

Ammendment to Subsection A: Or they shall have
their stern
looked at closely, based on the
discretion
(or lack thereof) of Puck.

B. Anyone who says they drink beer and it isn't
brewed in
England, gets instantly thrown to Trunky,
or after a successful appeal to one of
the following: Rocky, Ethics, Dr E, or
Duncan when he gets off his arse and
posts gets
thrown into the Flonk Pit, especially if
they think lager is beer ie any
thing like Fosters, Carlsburg, Heineken,
Miller Lite, Budweiser as they are all
girlie **** lager.

C. Coffee is the food of GODD.

D. All posts mentioning toast must be xposted to
alt.cesium.

E. Newbies are great. With a nice garlic sauce.
And butter.

F. Cheese is good
i. with toast.
ii. by itself.
iii. with cesium.

G. Space Girl owns ALL of cheese. Yes. All of
it. You who
BELIEVE you have cheese? Ha! You are
merely hallucinating. You enjoy your
little silly
illusions at Space Girl's whim.

Ammendment to G: Except people who eat Brie.
That's real. And
that ickie Kurd cheese that doesn't melt
right. That is too. All other kinds of
cheese are Space Girl's.

Paragraph 3. Magic Numbers
A. Three is a magic number, oh, yes it is and
opinions to the
contrary are grounds for the immediate
cancellation of the posters AOL account.

B. Rocky doesn't dig that for one second. Rocky
has got a
thing for 5. That is a magic Number.

That looked more like a FAQ for demon.local . . . .

I think yer filesystem's messed up.

Shhh, miss-information is the best.

You'll not be warned.

Please see the FAQ.

I would if I could.

There's nothing to see anyway.

I blame the red tape what regulates FAQers.

I concur, you cur.

Don't call me a cur!

Hurry and put it in the curry.

Don't be dumb, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party.

Its springtime for Hitler and Chermany!

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