marketplace today

Dear Mr. Smith,
Thank You for the advice on the tinfoil...for some time now I
have taken to wearing a tinfoil "flight suit"...it makes relieving oneself
burdensome at best, but does aid in the aforementioned freeing of ones mind,
provided you are not prone to rashes, in which case I'd suggest alternate
material....perhaps that shiny space blanket mylar...

The issue of most interest to me is the Nigerian money transfer...I have
been in touch with Dr. Mufassa Guyneda...of the Nigerian Provincial
Parliament...I have had to assign code names, so that Big Brother doesn't
catch on...My code name in this transaction is "Big Dawg"....Dr. Guyneda's
code name is "Little Bitch"...THe current plan calls for "Little Bitch" to
begin transferring $25 million dollars into "Big Dawg's" Bank account
tomorrow...I am assured this is all legal, and that I will be keeping a 10
percent "surcharge" because of my honesty and integrity...( WHAT??? it could
happen...)

At any rate, I've been busy all morning choosing options for my DG-808B I
will be ordering with my surcharge proceeds...I'll report back...till then,
keep the shiny side out ( tinfoil pun un-intended)


Steve.

DG-400
(sierra hotel)

Yes, I understand the need for code words. Best of luck to the "fire
hydrants" "Big Dawg".
"Steve Hill" wrote in message
...
Dear Mr. Smith,
Thank You for the advice on the tinfoil...for some time now
I
have taken to wearing a tinfoil "flight suit"...it makes relieving oneself
burdensome at best, but does aid in the aforementioned freeing of ones
mind,
provided you are not prone to rashes, in which case I'd suggest alternate
material....perhaps that shiny space blanket mylar...

The issue of most interest to me is the Nigerian money transfer...I have
been in touch with Dr. Mufassa Guyneda...of the Nigerian Provincial
Parliament...I have had to assign code names, so that Big Brother doesn't
catch on...My code name in this transaction is "Big Dawg"....Dr. Guyneda's
code name is "Little Bitch"...THe current plan calls for "Little Bitch" to
begin transferring $25 million dollars into "Big Dawg's" Bank account
tomorrow...I am assured this is all legal, and that I will be keeping a 10
percent "surcharge" because of my honesty and integrity...( WHAT??? it
could
happen...)

At any rate, I've been busy all morning choosing options for my DG-808B I
will be ordering with my surcharge proceeds...I'll report back...till
then,
keep the shiny side out ( tinfoil pun un-intended)


Steve.

DG-400
(sierra hotel)

At 07:24 29 September 2004, Tango4 wrote:
'John Lewis' wrote in message
m...
The biggest shocking news on Earth
snip

The global conspiracy is everywhere, in every part
of our lives. The only
way to free yourself from their mind control is to
place an
octagonal-shaped
piece of tin foil under that silly hat you wear while
soaring and only
circle to the left if you're within 5 miles of a turnpoint
or
start/finish..
Please don't let anyone know I revealed this secret
to you. My life would
be in jeopardy and the Nigerians would renege on their
deal to wire money
to
my account.


'Steve R.' wrote in message
...
ROTFLMAO!


Me too!

Ian


Now, THERE'S a character we haven't heard from in a
long time! Anyone remember Me Too from Dick Tracy
in the late 1940s?