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Old April 3rd 10, 09:59 PM posted to rec.motorcycles,rec.aviation.piloting,misc.writing,alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology
Mark
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Default Gosh, What If...?

Gosh, what if...

Someone gave some KKK dudes a couple of
thousand dollars and then they stole 2 big
S.U.V.s and parked them right up against
the doors of a mosque when it was packed
full, and no one could get out.

And, they secured the other exits too.

And, a friend of theirs owns a swimming pool
company and got them several tanks of
Chlorine gas! And then, somehow these
tanks had the top valves knocked off and
somehow these tanks were launched through
the windows spewing chlorine gas and no
one could escape.

Course, there'd be no explosion or anything,
so the building wouldn't be a danger to the
neighborhood.

And the gas upon leaving the building would
mix with air, and the danger would be minimal
and temporary to anyone outside.

But still, all those radical muslims would be
dead in seconds.

Gosh, that'd be terrible.

***** NO*
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And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
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  #2  
Old April 3rd 10, 11:47 PM posted to rec.motorcycles,rec.aviation.piloting,misc.writing,alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology
Larry[_6_]
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Default Gosh, What If...?

Mark wrote:
Gosh, what if...

Someone gave some KKK dudes a couple of
thousand dollars and then they stole 2 big
S.U.V.s and parked them right up against
the doors of a mosque when it was packed
full, and no one could get out.

And, they secured the other exits too.

And, a friend of theirs owns a swimming pool
company and got them several tanks of
Chlorine gas! And then, somehow these
tanks had the top valves knocked off and
somehow these tanks were launched through
the windows spewing chlorine gas and no
one could escape.

Course, there'd be no explosion or anything,
so the building wouldn't be a danger to the
neighborhood.

And the gas upon leaving the building would
mix with air, and the danger would be minimal
and temporary to anyone outside.

But still, all those radical muslims would be
dead in seconds.

Gosh, that'd be terrible.

***** NO*

Chlorine gas tanks from a pool supply store? Really?

Larold Gettner
  #3  
Old April 4th 10, 02:12 AM posted to rec.motorcycles,rec.aviation.piloting,misc.writing,alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology
Mark
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Default Gosh, What If...?

On Sat, 03 Apr 2010 18:47:21 -0400, Larry wrote:

Mark wrote:
Gosh, what if...

Someone gave some KKK dudes a couple of
thousand dollars and then they stole 2 big
S.U.V.s and parked them right up against
the doors of a mosque when it was packed
full, and no one could get out.

And, they secured the other exits too.

And, a friend of theirs owns a swimming pool
company and got them several tanks of
Chlorine gas! And then, somehow these
tanks had the top valves knocked off and
somehow these tanks were launched through
the windows spewing chlorine gas and no
one could escape.

Course, there'd be no explosion or anything,
so the building wouldn't be a danger to the
neighborhood.

And the gas upon leaving the building would
mix with air, and the danger would be minimal
and temporary to anyone outside.

But still, all those radical muslims would be
dead in seconds.

Gosh, that'd be terrible.

***** NO*

Chlorine gas tanks from a pool supply store? Really?

Larold Gettner


Yes, Raghead Lover.

Really.
--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina
  #4  
Old April 4th 10, 03:58 AM posted to rec.motorcycles,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology
Grand Mal
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Default Gosh, What If...?


"Mark" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 03 Apr 2010 18:47:21 -0400, Larry wrote:

Mark wrote:
Gosh, what if...

Someone gave some KKK dudes a couple of
thousand dollars and then they stole 2 big
S.U.V.s and parked them right up against
the doors of a mosque when it was packed
full, and no one could get out.

And, they secured the other exits too.

And, a friend of theirs owns a swimming pool
company and got them several tanks of
Chlorine gas! And then, somehow these
tanks had the top valves knocked off and
somehow these tanks were launched through
the windows spewing chlorine gas and no
one could escape.

Course, there'd be no explosion or anything,
so the building wouldn't be a danger to the
neighborhood.

And the gas upon leaving the building would
mix with air, and the danger would be minimal
and temporary to anyone outside.

But still, all those radical muslims would be
dead in seconds.

Gosh, that'd be terrible.

***** NO*

Chlorine gas tanks from a pool supply store? Really?

Larold Gettner


Yes, Raghead Lover.

Really.


When a certain type of person learns that he can crap on the carpet and
no-one can stop him it's best to leave because he WILL crap on the carpet.



--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina



  #5  
Old April 4th 10, 03:47 PM posted to rec.motorcycles,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology
phy
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"Grand Mal" wrote in
news:efTtn.839$Z6.139@edtnps82:

When a certain type of person learns that he can crap on the carpet
and no-one can stop him it's best to leave because he WILL crap on the
carpet.


I use to sometimes get the urge to whip it out and **** on the floor in the
middle of my workplace. That would be a very stupid thing to do, but where
the **** do these thoughts come from? You can suggest CIA mind control
rays, but if you tell me it is the devil, I will PLONK you.

-phy
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Old April 4th 10, 03:52 PM posted to rec.motorcycles,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology
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Default Gosh, What If...?

No cluons were harmed when phy wrote:
I use to sometimes get the urge to whip it out and **** on the floor in
the
middle of my workplace. That would be a very stupid thing to do, but
where the **** do these thoughts come from? You can suggest CIA
mind control rays, but if you tell me it is the devil, I will PLONK you.


Oh come on! It's your future, elderly self having a little fun at his own
expense.


Mark Edwards
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Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request

  #7  
Old April 4th 10, 03:57 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
a[_3_]
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On Apr 4, 10:52*am, Mark Edwards wrote:
No cluons were harmed when phy wrote:

I use to sometimes get the urge to whip it out and **** on the floor in
the
middle of my workplace. That would be a very stupid thing to do, but
where the **** do these thoughts come from? You can suggest CIA
mind control *rays, but if you tell me it is the devil, I will PLONK you.


Oh come on! It's your future, elderly self having a little fun at his own
expense.

Mark Edwards
--
Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request


  #8  
Old April 4th 10, 04:06 PM posted to rec.motorcycles,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology
Aham Brahmasmi
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Default Gosh, What If...?

On Apr 4, 7:52*am, Mark Edwards wrote:
No cluons were harmed when phy wrote:
Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request


What have you done with Keith Schiffner, the Retarded Goat Raping
Montana Midget?

  #9  
Old April 4th 10, 04:28 PM posted to rec.motorcycles,rec.aviation.piloting,misc.writing,alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology
CS
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"Mark" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 03 Apr 2010 18:47:21 -0400, Larry wrote:

Mark wrote:
Gosh, what if...

Someone gave some KKK dudes a couple of
thousand dollars and then they stole 2 big
S.U.V.s and parked them right up against
the doors of a mosque when it was packed
full, and no one could get out.

And, they secured the other exits too.

And, a friend of theirs owns a swimming pool
company and got them several tanks of
Chlorine gas! And then, somehow these
tanks had the top valves knocked off and
somehow these tanks were launched through
the windows spewing chlorine gas and no
one could escape.

Course, there'd be no explosion or anything,
so the building wouldn't be a danger to the
neighborhood.

And the gas upon leaving the building would
mix with air, and the danger would be minimal
and temporary to anyone outside.

But still, all those radical muslims would be
dead in seconds.

Gosh, that'd be terrible.

***** NO*

Chlorine gas tanks from a pool supply store? Really?

Larold Gettner


Yes, Raghead Lover.

Really.


I wonder, how many pool supply companies would carry chlorine gas, and for
what reason? Chlorine is only useful to pool owners in solid or liquid
form. Gas is worthless to pool owners. Sooo, huh?

Also, how does this fact make one a "Raghead Lover?"

CS

  #10  
Old April 4th 10, 05:33 PM posted to rec.motorcycles,rec.aviation.piloting,misc.writing,alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology
Mark
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Default Gosh, What If...?

On Sun, 4 Apr 2010 08:28:11 -0700, CS wrote:

"Mark" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 03 Apr 2010 18:47:21 -0400, Larry wrote:

Mark wrote:
Gosh, what if...

Someone gave some KKK dudes a couple of
thousand dollars and then they stole 2 big
S.U.V.s and parked them right up against
the doors of a mosque when it was packed
full, and no one could get out.

And, they secured the other exits too.

And, a friend of theirs owns a swimming pool
company and got them several tanks of
Chlorine gas! And then, somehow these
tanks had the top valves knocked off and
somehow these tanks were launched through
the windows spewing chlorine gas and no
one could escape.

Course, there'd be no explosion or anything,
so the building wouldn't be a danger to the
neighborhood.

And the gas upon leaving the building would
mix with air, and the danger would be minimal
and temporary to anyone outside.

But still, all those radical muslims would be
dead in seconds.

Gosh, that'd be terrible.

***** NO*

Chlorine gas tanks from a pool supply store? Really?

Larold Gettner


Yes, Raghead Lover.

Really.


I wonder, how many pool supply companies would carry chlorine gas, and for
what reason? Chlorine is only useful to pool owners in solid or liquid
form. Gas is worthless to pool owners. Sooo, huh?

Also, how does this fact make one a "Raghead Lover?"

CS


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scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina
 




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