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The Castrati must return !!!
clarinet.fan wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... clarinet.fan wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Ed Zagmoon wrote: To save classical music, the Castrati must return, because their voices were so wonderful, magical, superb. So my plan is to create some Castrati and train them to be master-singers. Hey, these 2 balls just mean trouble anyway, so let me cut them off and become a famous singer. Any volunteers? I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of them. No guaranty that he would make a good singer. You heard the band he was in - how good a musician is he? Not very good. Salieri would be a good musical nickname for him. The blonde next to him was better. Salieri was not that bad - just not as amazing as Mozart. OK, so Dickless is worse than Salieri. Right. Good. Naturally, I would be impressed if Dickless could both sing and play his octocontrabass clarinet at the same time. Tholen owns the octocontrabass??? Wow, maybe we could talk him into posting an mp3 - I've only seen photos, and would love to hear how it sounds. From Dickless? Don't expect it to sound good. It's a clarinet - how bad could it be? Anyway, I'm sure his clarinet sounds better than his singing! Probably. |
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