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John,
I only spent a short time down under; however, I never knew "hmmm" in the land of Oz was swearing. If so, I profusely apologize, and beg your forgivness. Assuming, of course, this was some kind of slam towards me - if it was directed at the messenger prior to me, please carry on. (:-)) Cheers, Don "John Ward" wrote in message u... Swearing A 10 year old and a 6 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what" says the 10 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing". The 6 year old nods her head in approval. "When we go down for breakfast, I'll swear first, then you swear after me, OK?" says the 10 year old. "OK" the 6 year old agrees with enthusiasm. Later at breakfast time, their Mother asks the 10 year old what he would like for breakfast. "Well sh*t Mum, I think I'll have some Coco Pops." WHACK! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looks at the 6 year old and asks in a stern voice "And what would YOU like for breakfast young lady?" "I'm not sure" she blubbers, "but it won't be f*cking Coco Pops." Regards, John "Don Parker" wrote in message ... Hmmm. Do tell......... "Dr. Speedbyrd:" wrote in message ... On Sun, 27 Jul 2003 22:38:59 +0100, David CL Francis wrote: On Sat, 26 Jul 2003 at 11:55:43 in message , "Dr. Speedbyrd:" wrote: You may not keep it open as long as you think! Scumbags like you drive up costs for HONEST people. There's a lot like your type, sorry to say On Sat, 26 Jul 2003 14:08:58 GMT, "Kl@@s" wrote: Allright I will keep the ftp address ftp://127.0.0.1 open for a few more day's because of a lot of requiests. It is a null address that goes nowhere. You are being conned. some small minds have too much free time |
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twannnnnggg............ (sound of taut line after setting the hook ROFLMAO "Dr. Speedbyrd:" wrote in message ... Then I suggest you get on it, Junior! On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 09:21:02 -0500, "Don Parker" wrote: Hey that's really funny, you should be on stage Dr.... First one out of town!!! I know, retired, too much time on my hands, etc....... Seriously, there is help for bi-polar disorder you know. "Dr. Speedbyrd:" wrote in message .. . On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 09:01:53 GMT, "Carl Frisk" wrote: Hey at least someone got the joke! I'm sure he'll find it in his hosts file I've played with the beta a bit and will buy it when it comes out. almost as much as you play with your 2 headed dildo, I would imagine. |
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twannnnnggg............ (sound of taut line after setting the hook ROFLMAO "Dr. Speedbyrd:" wrote in message ... You never know when to button your yap On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 20:59:30 -0500, "Don Parker" wrote: John, I only spent a short time down under; however, I never knew "hmmm" in the land of Oz was swearing. If so, I profusely apologize, and beg your forgivness. Assuming, of course, this was some kind of slam towards me - if it was directed at the messenger prior to me, please carry on. (:-)) Cheers, Don "John Ward" wrote in message . au... Swearing A 10 year old and a 6 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what" says the 10 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing". The 6 year old nods her head in approval. "When we go down for breakfast, I'll swear first, then you swear after me, OK?" says the 10 year old. "OK" the 6 year old agrees with enthusiasm. Later at breakfast time, their Mother asks the 10 year old what he would like for breakfast. "Well sh*t Mum, I think I'll have some Coco Pops." WHACK! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looks at the 6 year old and asks in a stern voice "And what would YOU like for breakfast young lady?" "I'm not sure" she blubbers, "but it won't be f*cking Coco Pops." Regards, John "Don Parker" wrote in message ... Hmmm. Do tell......... "Dr. Speedbyrd:" wrote in message ... On Sun, 27 Jul 2003 22:38:59 +0100, David CL Francis wrote: On Sat, 26 Jul 2003 at 11:55:43 in message , "Dr. Speedbyrd:" wrote: You may not keep it open as long as you think! Scumbags like you drive up costs for HONEST people. There's a lot like your type, sorry to say On Sat, 26 Jul 2003 14:08:58 GMT, "Kl@@s" wrote: Allright I will keep the ftp address ftp://127.0.0.1 open for a few more day's because of a lot of requiests. It is a null address that goes nowhere. You are being conned. some small minds have too much free time |
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Wasn't impressive the first time, nor this time. How unoriginal. But then, common folk often are. On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 21:41:04 -0500, "Don Parker" wrote: ----------------------------------------o__\ twannnnnggg............ (sound of taut line after setting the hook ROFLMAO "Dr. Speedbyrd:" wrote in message .. . You never know when to button your yap On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 20:59:30 -0500, "Don Parker" wrote: John, I only spent a short time down under; however, I never knew "hmmm" in the land of Oz was swearing. If so, I profusely apologize, and beg your forgivness. Assuming, of course, this was some kind of slam towards me - if it was directed at the messenger prior to me, please carry on. (:-)) Cheers, Don "John Ward" wrote in message . au... Swearing A 10 year old and a 6 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what" says the 10 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing". The 6 year old nods her head in approval. "When we go down for breakfast, I'll swear first, then you swear after me, OK?" says the 10 year old. "OK" the 6 year old agrees with enthusiasm. Later at breakfast time, their Mother asks the 10 year old what he would like for breakfast. "Well sh*t Mum, I think I'll have some Coco Pops." WHACK! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looks at the 6 year old and asks in a stern voice "And what would YOU like for breakfast young lady?" "I'm not sure" she blubbers, "but it won't be f*cking Coco Pops." Regards, John "Don Parker" wrote in message ... Hmmm. Do tell......... |
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On 29 Jul 2003 23:27:13 -0500, "Dr. Speedbyrd:"
wrote: Wasn't impressive the first time, nor this time. How unoriginal. But then, common folk often are. Have you ordered 2004 yet? -- Alan White Twenty-eight miles NW of Glasgow. Overlooking Loch Goil and Loch Long in Argyll, Scotland. http://tinyurl.com/55v3 |
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* Dr. Speedbyrd: :
On 29 Jul 2003 14:53:58 GMT, Dave Pearson wrote: You owe be a new irony detector. And, no, I don't meant a gadget for detecting the ferric content of a post. You heard what i said, Skippy Skippy? Reading problems too huh? But, yes, I did "hear" what you said. Think about it. -- Dave Pearson http://www.davep.org/ |
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On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 08:49:35 +0100, Alan White wrote:
On 29 Jul 2003 23:27:13 -0500, "Dr. Speedbyrd:" wrote: Wasn't impressive the first time, nor this time. How unoriginal. But then, common folk often are. Have you ordered 2004 yet? Certainly not and have no plans to. Not thrilled with the idea of having to use the CD and I'm going to wait quite a while to see the feedback on here from those who just had to be 'the first on the block' to run out and buy it. I'm in no hurry. |
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On 30 Jul 2003 08:15:19 GMT, Dave Pearson wrote:
* Dr. Speedbyrd: : On 29 Jul 2003 14:53:58 GMT, Dave Pearson wrote: You owe be a new irony detector. And, no, I don't meant a gadget for detecting the ferric content of a post. You heard what i said, Skippy Skippy? Reading problems too huh? But, yes, I did "hear" what you said. Think about it. Skippy, you remind me of one of those litte yappy poodles that old spinsters keep around as their sole companions 'cause they can't get anything better. Your old lady doesn't let you get a word in sideways, so you have to vent your machismo on here. Lucky us. |
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Wouldn't you guys prefer to continue this via private e-mail?
-- peter in oakland,ca www.wakefieldjazz.com "Dr. Speedbyrd:" wrote in message ... On 30 Jul 2003 08:15:19 GMT, Dave Pearson wrote: * Dr. Speedbyrd: : On 29 Jul 2003 14:53:58 GMT, Dave Pearson wrote: You owe be a new irony detector. And, no, I don't meant a gadget for detecting the ferric content of a post. You heard what i said, Skippy Skippy? Reading problems too huh? But, yes, I did "hear" what you said. Think about it. Skippy, you remind me of one of those litte yappy poodles that old spinsters keep around as their sole companions 'cause they can't get anything better. Your old lady doesn't let you get a word in sideways, so you have to vent your machismo on here. Lucky us. |
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* Dr. Speedbyrd: :
On 30 Jul 2003 08:15:19 GMT, Dave Pearson wrote: Skippy? Reading problems too huh? But, yes, I did "hear" what you said. Think about it. Skippy, you remind me of one of those litte yappy poodles that old spinsters keep around as their sole companions 'cause they can't get anything better. Your old lady doesn't let you get a word in sideways, so you have to vent your machismo on here. Lucky us. Ever thought of looking a little closer to home "dr"? Really, what's with this bizarre little fantasy of yours? Why do you feel the need to insult someone's wife? Machismo problems perhaps? Is that why you mentioned them? And you accuse people around here of having "too much free time". *Blam* Blast, there goes another bloody irony meter. -- Dave Pearson http://www.davep.org/ |
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