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Old May 27th 05, 02:20 AM
Montblack
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I wonder what the afraid-of-crashing plane would do if a crankshaft
broke.


It would say, "Oh ****!" for you.


Just so long as it doesn't say "Watch this!"



That's exactly what it will say --- "Watch this!"...as it dials up a
satellite link and sends all of its important "AI" files off as an e-mail
attachment to itself.

It's called the "Live to fight another day" sub-routine.


Montblack
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