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We have an approach controller in Dayton who is very funny. I always enjoy
talking to him. He rarely uses the "traditional" ATC words unless you don't understand him and he has to repeat it. One day he was having a communication problem with a pilot about what to squawk. 5 times he instructed him to squawk 1234; however, the pilot kept repeating 1324. Finally, he told him to write down the numbers exactly as he said them and slowly repeated the squawk a 6th time. When the pilot successfully repeated it to him he said "Great!! Nice job. Now I want you to make your transponder look exactly like what you wrote down." Several pilots chimed in thanking him for a good laugh. |
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"Kevin Chandler" writes:
We have an approach controller in Dayton who is very funny. I always enjoy talking to him. He rarely uses the "traditional" ATC words unless you don't understand him and he has to repeat it. One day he was having a communication problem with a pilot about what to squawk. 5 times he instructed him to squawk 1234; however, the pilot kept repeating 1324. Finally, he told him to write down the numbers exactly as he said them and slowly repeated the squawk a 6th time. When the pilot successfully repeated it to him he said "Great!! Nice job. Now I want you to make your transponder look exactly like what you wrote down." Several pilots chimed in thanking him for a good laugh. You mean the controller didn't do this on the /third/ try? |
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Saw something similar posted on the net a while ago...
On a quiet frequency one night Unknown A/C: "I'm f**king bored" ATC: "Aircraft calling identify yourself." Unknown A/C: "I said I'm f**king bored, not f**cking stupid!" Phil www.pfactor.com |
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On my first flight into C airspace with my instructor (as a private pilot
student) I didn't realize the policy of the tower was to ask for GA planes to shut off their transponders while doing circuits. Tower: "cessna 1234, squawk standby" either a lame response from me, or no response tower repeated the call at least 2 more times before my instructor asked if I was going to turn the transponder switch to standby as I had acknowledged the call and he knew I heard it. I thought I was standing by for a new code and they were just taking their sweet time making one up. |
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Jeff ) wrote:
then said, "what kind of ground speed are you showing on that tomahawk" tower said 100 kts, the airliner goes, 100 kts over the ground! Oh boyyyyyy.. During my instrument training we were about five miles out on an ILS approach when a taxiing B737 arrived at the runway and called ready. I thought for sure the tower would clear him for T/O but instead they instructed him to hold short for landing traffic. On this clear day there was a moderately strong headwind, so my groundspeed was somewhere around 65kts in a C172. About thirty seconds elapses when the pilot of the B737 asks the tower, "What kind of aircraft is approaching, a helicopter?" -- Peter |
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Roger Halstead writes:
Some years back... 94, 95...some where in there, my wife and I flew the Deb out to visit my daughter in Boulder Colorado. Our Destination was to be Jefco (BJC). My apologies to those of you who have read this story a dozen times already. To say the weather was "el-stinko" would be an understatement. They had tower Q over the mountains, but unfortunately they had slid off into the Boulder, Denver, and parts east areas. We were expecting to find nice weather with the storms over the mountains. A half hour after we passed Lyman they had a Tornado. July 1993. That's Limon, the Hub City of Eastern Colorado. |
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At a military field a number of jets were in the pattern doing FMLPs ( I
think the acronym is correct but it isn't important. One of the pilots had the annoying habit of blowing into his mike every time he keyed the transmitter. After several trips around, the LSO had had enough.... "Dagger two-six," he called, "you've been blowing in my ear all afternoon. If I meet you later at the O-Club, will you kiss me?" |
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"Casey Wilson" wrote
At a military field a number of jets were in the pattern doing FMLPs Field Carrier Landing Practice FCLP |
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I landed about the same time as a 767 (different runways) and ended up
taking the same taxiway as the big bird. We entered opposite ends of the taxiway about the same time and turned to face each other like in a western movie gun battle. He needed only to travel about 1/3 of the taxiway before turning off, while I needed to travel the whole length to get to the ramp where I parked. Obviously we weren't both going to accomplish our goals at the same time. Ground control told me where the jet would be turning off, directed me to give way to the jet, and cautioned for jetwash. I paused for a second, then answered, "I've given it some thought and I've decided to let the big guy have his way". I don't know if it was the jet pilot or another pilot on the field that answered, but while laughing he said, "Good thing - you'd lose". JimC wrote in message ... I'm working my way through my IFR training... Today on the radio "79V switch to 134.0" Where I dial in 134.0 on the toggle freq acknolege the request switch to COM2 (Meant to hit toggle) Annonced that I was checking in.... At which point ground control (from where I'd left 15 min ago) tells me they don't know why I'm calling..... with laughter. I realise that this in only slightly funny, but makes me wonder what is the funnyist thing you have ever heard on the radio? Paul |
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