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I Won Olympic Gold!
nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... nemo wrote: "Mitch Crane" -three wrote in message ... "honestjohn" wrote in et: "Mitch Crane" -three wrote in message ... "nemo" wrote in .uk: "Mitch Crane" -three wrote in message ... "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in ups.com: nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com. .. nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups .co m.. . nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oup s.c om... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com. .. nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups. com ... Tim Bruening wrote: Last Saturday, I won a gold medal in the Northern California Special Olympics Soccer Tournament! My team won 3-2 and 2-0. Since there are no Olympics on, it must have been a very special olympic tournament. . . . and a repost from his ark hives. (What Noah transported the bees in.) Is this really any of our bees' nest? To him it must have been the bees' knees so it ta kes repeating. You shouldn't be keeping track of him. He might sta rt waxing lyrical or something. Which lyrics might he sing and why on a phonograph cylinder? I was thinking more along the lines of wax on, wax off. But I will not bee my brother's keeper. Any Orion? Any Orion? Any any any Orion? ? Careful. He has a sting in his tail. Praps that's why he's buzzed off then. Praps. Or his segmented eye has spied something begining wi th b. Compound eye - or if he's a pharmacist, Medicinal Compound ey e. http://www.thebards.net/music/lyrics/Lily_The_Pink .sh tml I'll drink to that! I'm not allowed - yet! Are u still pickled, you dill? Had a tiny free sample of Sauvignon-Shiraz in the supermarket yesterday. First drop of booze I've had since March when I was advised to qu it! It was luvvverly! How rubbery. A local chemist years ago did a Medicinal Compound - a cough syru p, with 9% Morphine in it. It was extremely popular and an aunt of mine used to drink it straight from the bottle whether she had a cough or not - unti l I showed her the list of ingredients. She had a very rough time getting off it too. So you gotta be careful. What was it called? Butes' Cough Syrup. It was their own brand. Wot a strange name. (They were pretending to be Boots, the big chemist chain.) They should have called it Butt's Cough Syrup. Might confuse the suppository lovers though. A bit like the old monks putting tons of alcohol in their herbal heal th drinks, Benedictine, Chartreuse etc. to make sure they sold. Can you blame them? Nobody would buy the **** otherwise. Don't be too sure. Benedictine tastes good enough for both Southern Comfo rt and Drambuie to pinch the recipé!!! Like Chartreuse, it's extremly sweet though, so your average big barst . . sorry, bar-frequenting bloke with big balls between his ears would probab ly say they're crap because he thinks they're poofs' drinks, wooden 'T'?! I'm partial to Frangelica but I wood not touch Irish Mist with my barge pole. Filth! Svygu? Dhvgr svygul vaqrrq! You boys don't need to talk with your mouths full of man meat. What should they be full of then? Later on, mine will be full of sandwiches of mushrooms fried up with leek and garlic with a little tomato purée and lime juice stirred in, on wholemeal bread. Wot? No meat? Are youz a veggie or sometin? If you fry the mushrooms until they're a bit over-done, they take on a very meaty taste. And yez I iz! Vegan for around 45 years, so you're a bit late to complain now!! ) I was on an NHS training course once and we got talking about diet, and one less-knowledgeable (thick) young lady very seriously assured me that if I didn't consume animal products I would die. That's what I said to her. Laughs all round - red face on her! I bet she swallowed rather than spat. She was thrown off the course shortly afterwards after threatening to break a computer because the tutor wouldn't immediately come over and help her with a problem. This was in a community centre and the PCs had been paid for with a charity grant - and she knew that! Some people! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegan Yeah, vegans are real salad *******. |
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