My Latest Adventure

On Apr 1, 2:51*pm, Mark wrote:
I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
world.


I also have a time machine. I have had multiple adventures in 2014 and
forward.

Let's just say, buy stock in Charmin now.

Squeezing it is fine.

On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 16:30:14 -0400, Glenn Knickerbocker wrote:

On 04/01/2010 02:54 PM, Bob Van Gilder wrote:
Copyright infringement, FukkNutZoid!

And you'd think he could at least have remembered it was supposed to be
Tim Tams for all and branes made of clockworks.

¬R

Man, a couple of years ago I attempted to
write down the names of all the pussy I've got and
as the number approached 100 I realized it
would be impossible to remember them all.

I daresay, that I could probably let you just
pick a ladies name out of thin air, and within
36 hours I could produce a women matching
said name, and have her e mail you about
our recent exploits.

Please don't pick anything starting with J
or D though... I'm burned out on all those...
Jennies, Jeanies, Janines, Jennifers, and
Julies. Also Dara's, Denise, Debbie, and
especially...Diane's. I've had them all.

And manage a tois? Forget bout it! Why
so many girls wanted to bring their girl
friend along is a mystery to me, but it's
been done over and over...in the swimming
pool, in my game room, in my art studio,
and all over college campuses in the
southeastern United States. Sometimes
Mommy watched.

You should be so lucky pal.
--
Mark A Momma's Boy

On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:27:36 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

On 01/04/2010 21:16, Mark wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:03:29 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

On 01/04/2010 19:51, Mark wrote:
I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
world.

I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
November last year.

I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me
rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my
'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender.

I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would
I reveal my country of origin.

"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs
boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats
for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
stop it ever happening."

This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps
at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and
Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the
hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow
caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.

Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll
TV scientist, was sympathetic to me.

"Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention
bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid."

I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later
disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.

They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius.

Aww, at least some Americans may now go and look up Professor Brian Cox.
He's like Carl Sagan, only he played keyboards in a boyband for a bit.

Of course, this is old news, there's already been a story about someone
claiming to be the great, great grandson of Brian arrested at CERN on
Tuesday.

*YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?*

GO **** A LIZARD, CUMBREATH*

If you were able to time travel, and were genuinely ****ed off with me,
you could appear here now and slap me in the chops. That you haven't
appeared yet is proof enough.

Forget this childish internet stuff. I dare you to
reveal your identity. If you don't you're a coward.

Any time, any place. Bring your friends. I don't mind.

Waiting...

*I DARE YOU. GO **** A DUCK*

---
Mark, ancestor of the Vikings
--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 00:15:58 +0100, IMBJR wrote:

On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 19:12:11 -0400, Mark
wrote:

Forget this childish internet stuff. I dare you to
reveal your identity. If you don't you're a coward.

Any time, any place. Bring your friends. I don't mind.

Waiting...

*I DARE YOU. GO **** A DUCK*

*yawn*

=====================
I support open sores.

Then come
*suck the end of my dick*
--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

On 02/04/2010 00:12, Mark wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:27:36 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

On 01/04/2010 21:16, Mark wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:03:29 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

On 01/04/2010 19:51, Mark wrote:
I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
world.

I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
November last year.

I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me
rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my
'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender.

I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would
I reveal my country of origin.

"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs
boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats
for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
stop it ever happening."

This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps
at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and
Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the
hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow
caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.

Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll
TV scientist, was sympathetic to me.

"Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention
bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid."

I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later
disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.

They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius.

Aww, at least some Americans may now go and look up Professor Brian Cox.
He's like Carl Sagan, only he played keyboards in a boyband for a bit.

Of course, this is old news, there's already been a story about someone
claiming to be the great, great grandson of Brian arrested at CERN on
Tuesday.

*YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?*

GO **** A LIZARD, CUMBREATH*

If you were able to time travel, and were genuinely ****ed off with me,
you could appear here now and slap me in the chops. That you haven't
appeared yet is proof enough.

Forget this childish internet stuff. I dare you to
reveal your identity. If you don't you're a coward.

Any time, any place. Bring your friends. I don't mind.

Waiting...

*I DARE YOU. GO **** A DUCK*

---
Mark, ancestor of the Vikings

My name is Louise, I live in East Lancashire, I am unemployed, I used to
be a journalist.

There you go, that's enough to be going on with. Good day. What do I win?

On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 09:22:25 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

On 02/04/2010 00:12, Mark wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:27:36 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

On 01/04/2010 21:16, Mark wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:03:29 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

On 01/04/2010 19:51, Mark wrote:
I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
world.

I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
November last year.

I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me
rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my
'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender.

I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would
I reveal my country of origin.

"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs
boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats
for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
stop it ever happening."

This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps
at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and
Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the
hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow
caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.

Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll
TV scientist, was sympathetic to me.

"Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention
bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid."

I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later
disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.

They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius.

Aww, at least some Americans may now go and look up Professor Brian Cox.
He's like Carl Sagan, only he played keyboards in a boyband for a bit.

Of course, this is old news, there's already been a story about someone
claiming to be the great, great grandson of Brian arrested at CERN on
Tuesday.

*YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?*

GO **** A LIZARD, CUMBREATH*

If you were able to time travel, and were genuinely ****ed off with me,
you could appear here now and slap me in the chops. That you haven't
appeared yet is proof enough.

Forget this childish internet stuff. I dare you to
reveal your identity. If you don't you're a coward.

Any time, any place. Bring your friends. I don't mind.

Waiting...

*I DARE YOU. GO **** A DUCK*

---
Mark, ancestor of the Vikings

My name is Louise, I live in East Lancashire, I am unemployed, I used to
be a journalist.

There you go, that's enough to be going on with. Good day. What do I win?

*I'LL KICK YOUR ASS UNTIL IT BLEEDS PURPLE HOW'S THAT?*
--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina

On 02/04/2010 16:51, Mark wrote:
On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 09:22:25 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

On 02/04/2010 00:12, Mark wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:27:36 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

On 01/04/2010 21:16, Mark wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:03:29 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

On 01/04/2010 19:51, Mark wrote:
I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
world.

I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
November last year.

I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me
rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my
'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender.

I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would
I reveal my country of origin.

"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs
boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats
for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
stop it ever happening."

This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps
at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and
Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the
hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow
caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.

Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll
TV scientist, was sympathetic to me.

"Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention
bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid."

I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later
disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.

They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius.

Aww, at least some Americans may now go and look up Professor Brian Cox.
He's like Carl Sagan, only he played keyboards in a boyband for a bit.

Of course, this is old news, there's already been a story about someone
claiming to be the great, great grandson of Brian arrested at CERN on
Tuesday.

*YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?*

GO **** A LIZARD, CUMBREATH*

If you were able to time travel, and were genuinely ****ed off with me,
you could appear here now and slap me in the chops. That you haven't
appeared yet is proof enough.

Forget this childish internet stuff. I dare you to
reveal your identity. If you don't you're a coward.

Any time, any place. Bring your friends. I don't mind.

Waiting...

*I DARE YOU. GO **** A DUCK*

---
Mark, ancestor of the Vikings

My name is Louise, I live in East Lancashire, I am unemployed, I used to
be a journalist.

There you go, that's enough to be going on with. Good day. What do I win?

*I'LL KICK YOUR ASS UNTIL IT BLEEDS PURPLE HOW'S THAT?*

Aww, kicking a girl. How big of you, "Mark".
You kick me, and I'll stab you in the face. Seems fair.

On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 18:54:25 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

On 02/04/2010 16:51, Mark wrote:
On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 09:22:25 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

On 02/04/2010 00:12, Mark wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:27:36 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

On 01/04/2010 21:16, Mark wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:03:29 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

On 01/04/2010 19:51, Mark wrote:
I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the
world.

I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in
November last year.

I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me
rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my
'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender.

I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would
I reveal my country of origin.

"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs
boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats
for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to
stop it ever happening."

This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps
at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and
Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the
hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow
caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.

Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll
TV scientist, was sympathetic to me.

"Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention
bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid."

I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later
disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.

They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius.

Aww, at least some Americans may now go and look up Professor Brian Cox.
He's like Carl Sagan, only he played keyboards in a boyband for a bit.

Of course, this is old news, there's already been a story about someone
claiming to be the great, great grandson of Brian arrested at CERN on
Tuesday.

*YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?*

GO **** A LIZARD, CUMBREATH*

If you were able to time travel, and were genuinely ****ed off with me,
you could appear here now and slap me in the chops. That you haven't
appeared yet is proof enough.

Forget this childish internet stuff. I dare you to
reveal your identity. If you don't you're a coward.

Any time, any place. Bring your friends. I don't mind.

Waiting...

*I DARE YOU. GO **** A DUCK*

---
Mark, ancestor of the Vikings

My name is Louise, I live in East Lancashire, I am unemployed, I used to
be a journalist.

There you go, that's enough to be going on with. Good day. What do I win?

*I'LL KICK YOUR ASS UNTIL IT BLEEDS PURPLE HOW'S THAT?*

Aww, kicking a girl. How big of you, "Mark".
You kick me, and I'll stab you in the face. Seems fair.

I don't care if you are a girl.

But since you are, Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin
crowns look? Yeah, just like Hollywood. I'm convinced my new white
smile is playing a part in keeping my new 15 year old girlfriend
mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this enthusiastic confident energy
I'm exuding. What young beauty wouldn't **** a tall, muscular, rich
pilot-musician.

Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.

Speaking of ****ing- Hey go **** yourself. LOL! No one else will.
Ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha, ha. Damn, I'm so much better than you.

Mark, rich handsome genius

*NOT A pedo**** LIKE U*

On 02/04/2010 20:01, Mark wrote:

I don't care if you are a girl.

Bah, not another bisexual.

But since you are, Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin
crowns look? Yeah, just like Hollywood. I'm convinced my new white
smile is playing a part in keeping my new 15 year old girlfriend
mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this enthusiastic confident energy
I'm exuding. What young beauty wouldn't **** a tall, muscular, rich
pilot-musician.

Why do you repeat the same stuff over and over? It's boring. Also,
contradictory.

Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.

That's what your hand is for.

Speaking of ****ing- Hey go **** yourself. LOL! No one else will.
Ha ha ha ha ha.

Mr Schematic begs to differ.

Ha, ha. Damn, I'm so much better than you.

You have a strange superiority complex for someone called 'Mark' who
copy-pastes posts onto Usenet. I suggest you're a 30st, confined-to-bed
sort.

Mark, rich handsome genius

Genius? Cite.

*NOT A pedo**** LIKE U*

Pedo****?
Mr Schematic is 9 years old than me. I wonder if you have looked up the
definition of paedophilia? ****ing a 15-year-old would be that, and
statutory rape in the USA if I am not mistaken.

On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 20:19:24 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:

On 02/04/2010 20:01, Mark wrote:

I don't care if you are a girl.

Bah, not another bisexual.

But since you are, Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin
crowns look? Yeah, just like Hollywood. I'm convinced my new white
smile is playing a part in keeping my new 15 year old girlfriend
mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this enthusiastic confident energy
I'm exuding. What young beauty wouldn't **** a tall, muscular, rich
pilot-musician.

Why do you repeat the same stuff over and over? It's boring. Also,
contradictory.

Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.

That's what your hand is for.

Speaking of ****ing- Hey go **** yourself. LOL! No one else will.
Ha ha ha ha ha.

Mr Schematic begs to differ.

Ha, ha. Damn, I'm so much better than you.

You have a strange superiority complex for someone called 'Mark' who
copy-pastes posts onto Usenet. I suggest you're a 30st, confined-to-bed
sort.

Mark, rich handsome genius

Genius? Cite.

*NOT A pedo**** LIKE U*

Pedo****?
Mr Schematic is 9 years old than me. I wonder if you have looked up the
definition of paedophilia? ****ing a 15-year-old would be that, and
statutory rape in the USA if I am not mistaken.

*GO STRAIGHT TO HELL*

Raghead pedofukk.
--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina