Cross Eyed

Tim Bruening wrote:
Phil Kyle wrote:

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
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Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
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Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
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Phil Kyle wrote:
"nemo" verbally sodomised in
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
ah thole wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally
sodomised in
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Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
On 22 Oct 2006 02:34:59 -0700, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
found these unused words floating
about:

ah thole wrote:
Tim Bruening wrote:
Christians can get cross-eyed, and Jews can get
starry-eyed.
Can
Muslims become crescent eyed?

Can Protestants become pie-eyed?

Mathematicians can get pi-eyed. But a fag like you will
get
cock-eyed.

... and crossposters will get a high ding.~!

I heard Haydn often when into hiding.

What had hay done?

His Bach was worse than his Beat, hoven.

Aceed, "Was he Leary, or not?"

Rack off, man!

Yers. A composer named after a 60s/70s UK thug landlord and a
shot in Billiards: Rackman In-Off!

A bloke who went deaf after being trampled by a horse: Beethoven.

Pardon?

C hear.

C der tree?

Cheddar tree.

What does your cheese preference have to do with classical music, Kyle?


Everything.

Classi Cal: A man who enjoys the past.

Was that supposed to be a pun or are you counting calories?