VD Day

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 9 Dec 2006 02:27:27 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 7 Dec 2006 23:45:11 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 6 Dec 2006 22:22:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 6 Dec 2006 00:28:57 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 5 Dec 2006 15:48:50 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 4 Dec 2006 21:14:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 4 Dec 2006 02:36:37 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 2 Dec 2006 16:54:17 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ps.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
With regards to Theobold's reference to The Revolutionary Sig Wars wot
commenced in 2003, I think we should discuss an official date for
Victory Demon.Local Day, or VD Day. I'm not entirely sure when this
was, I would say probably around the time the old skoolers gave up
attacking sigs greater than 4 lines and began hiding behind their
killfiles. I can't be bothered finding out when this was at the moment,
but it must have been ages ago.

Ooooh, I used to dream of having a sig 4 lines long back in days we
lived in shoe box in middle of road.

Lucky *******, we lived in a matchbox balanced on a catseye.

Luxury. What did you have for breakfast? Cup o' hot gravel?

We should be so fortunate. A lump of coal shared among ten of us was
what we used to get.

10?!! Luxury! Bleedin' luxury!

And then we had to walk ten miles in pouring rain to work fifteen hour
shift down pit.

Luxury! No cup o' hot gravel for you!

Hah! We got beaten senseless for even dreaming about cups o' hot
gravel.

And you try telling the young people of today that.

Young people. They don't even know they're born.

They weren't in my day, Carl.

There weren't any young people in my day, Bruce. They were put to
work as soon as they could stand.

Luxury. Bleedin' luxury. In my day we had to crawl around in our
nappies.

Nappies? You were lucky. We had to be happy with used newspapers
if we could get them.

News of The World? Luxury! Especially page 3!

The only newspapers we could get were those rejected by fish 'n chip
shops as being unsuitable for wrapping food. Stains on page 3, that
sort of thing.

Nudge, nudge! Wink, wink! Say no more.

I think I know what youz mean, Bruce!

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Carl?

--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 10 Dec 2006 15:49:11 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 9 Dec 2006 02:27:27 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 7 Dec 2006 23:45:11 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 6 Dec 2006 22:22:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 6 Dec 2006 00:28:57 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 5 Dec 2006 15:48:50 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 4 Dec 2006 21:14:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 4 Dec 2006 02:36:37 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 2 Dec 2006 16:54:17 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ps.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
With regards to Theobold's reference to The Revolutionary Sig Wars wot
commenced in 2003, I think we should discuss an official date for
Victory Demon.Local Day, or VD Day. I'm not entirely sure when this
was, I would say probably around the time the old skoolers gave up
attacking sigs greater than 4 lines and began hiding behind their
killfiles. I can't be bothered finding out when this was at the moment,
but it must have been ages ago.

Ooooh, I used to dream of having a sig 4 lines long back in days we
lived in shoe box in middle of road.

Lucky *******, we lived in a matchbox balanced on a catseye.

Luxury. What did you have for breakfast? Cup o' hot gravel?

We should be so fortunate. A lump of coal shared among ten of us was
what we used to get.

10?!! Luxury! Bleedin' luxury!

And then we had to walk ten miles in pouring rain to work fifteen hour
shift down pit.

Luxury! No cup o' hot gravel for you!

Hah! We got beaten senseless for even dreaming about cups o' hot
gravel.

And you try telling the young people of today that.

Young people. They don't even know they're born.

They weren't in my day, Carl.

There weren't any young people in my day, Bruce. They were put to
work as soon as they could stand.

Luxury. Bleedin' luxury. In my day we had to crawl around in our
nappies.

Nappies? You were lucky. We had to be happy with used newspapers
if we could get them.

News of The World? Luxury! Especially page 3!

The only newspapers we could get were those rejected by fish 'n chip
shops as being unsuitable for wrapping food. Stains on page 3, that
sort of thing.

Nudge, nudge! Wink, wink! Say no more.

I think I know what youz mean, Bruce!

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Carl?

If not then it's a good approximation, Bruce!

Near enough is good enough or close but no cigar, Carl?

--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 11 Dec 2006 02:42:32 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 10 Dec 2006 15:49:11 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 9 Dec 2006 02:27:27 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 7 Dec 2006 23:45:11 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 6 Dec 2006 22:22:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 6 Dec 2006 00:28:57 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 5 Dec 2006 15:48:50 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 4 Dec 2006 21:14:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 4 Dec 2006 02:36:37 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 2 Dec 2006 16:54:17 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ps.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
With regards to Theobold's reference to The Revolutionary Sig Wars wot
commenced in 2003, I think we should discuss an official date for
Victory Demon.Local Day, or VD Day. I'm not entirely sure when this
was, I would say probably around the time the old skoolers gave up
attacking sigs greater than 4 lines and began hiding behind their
killfiles. I can't be bothered finding out when this was at the moment,
but it must have been ages ago.

Ooooh, I used to dream of having a sig 4 lines long back in days we
lived in shoe box in middle of road.

Lucky *******, we lived in a matchbox balanced on a catseye.

Luxury. What did you have for breakfast? Cup o' hot gravel?

We should be so fortunate. A lump of coal shared among ten of us was
what we used to get.

10?!! Luxury! Bleedin' luxury!

And then we had to walk ten miles in pouring rain to work fifteen hour
shift down pit.

Luxury! No cup o' hot gravel for you!

Hah! We got beaten senseless for even dreaming about cups o' hot
gravel.

And you try telling the young people of today that.

Young people. They don't even know they're born.

They weren't in my day, Carl.

There weren't any young people in my day, Bruce. They were put to
work as soon as they could stand.

Luxury. Bleedin' luxury. In my day we had to crawl around in our
nappies.

Nappies? You were lucky. We had to be happy with used newspapers
if we could get them.

News of The World? Luxury! Especially page 3!

The only newspapers we could get were those rejected by fish 'n chip
shops as being unsuitable for wrapping food. Stains on page 3, that
sort of thing.

Nudge, nudge! Wink, wink! Say no more.

I think I know what youz mean, Bruce!

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Carl?

If not then it's a good approximation, Bruce!

Near enough is good enough or close but no cigar, Carl?

Remind me, Bruce - how close did Clintoon get with his cigar?

Dunno, Carl. Was it a Cuban?

--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 11 Dec 2006 13:18:40 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 11 Dec 2006 02:42:32 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 10 Dec 2006 15:49:11 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 9 Dec 2006 02:27:27 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 7 Dec 2006 23:45:11 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 6 Dec 2006 22:22:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 6 Dec 2006 00:28:57 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 5 Dec 2006 15:48:50 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 4 Dec 2006 21:14:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 4 Dec 2006 02:36:37 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 2 Dec 2006 16:54:17 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ps.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
With regards to Theobold's reference to The Revolutionary Sig Wars wot
commenced in 2003, I think we should discuss an official date for
Victory Demon.Local Day, or VD Day. I'm not entirely sure when this
was, I would say probably around the time the old skoolers gave up
attacking sigs greater than 4 lines and began hiding behind their
killfiles. I can't be bothered finding out when this was at the moment,
but it must have been ages ago.

Ooooh, I used to dream of having a sig 4 lines long back in days we
lived in shoe box in middle of road.

Lucky *******, we lived in a matchbox balanced on a catseye.

Luxury. What did you have for breakfast? Cup o' hot gravel?

We should be so fortunate. A lump of coal shared among ten of us was
what we used to get.

10?!! Luxury! Bleedin' luxury!

And then we had to walk ten miles in pouring rain to work fifteen hour
shift down pit.

Luxury! No cup o' hot gravel for you!

Hah! We got beaten senseless for even dreaming about cups o' hot
gravel.

And you try telling the young people of today that.

Young people. They don't even know they're born.

They weren't in my day, Carl.

There weren't any young people in my day, Bruce. They were put to
work as soon as they could stand.

Luxury. Bleedin' luxury. In my day we had to crawl around in our
nappies.

Nappies? You were lucky. We had to be happy with used newspapers
if we could get them.

News of The World? Luxury! Especially page 3!

The only newspapers we could get were those rejected by fish 'n chip
shops as being unsuitable for wrapping food. Stains on page 3, that
sort of thing.

Nudge, nudge! Wink, wink! Say no more.

I think I know what youz mean, Bruce!

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Carl?

If not then it's a good approximation, Bruce!

Near enough is good enough or close but no cigar, Carl?

Remind me, Bruce - how close did Clintoon get with his cigar?

Dunno, Carl. Was it a Cuban?

Cuban cigars aren't allowed over here, Bruce. But the POTUS can
probably get them, even if it's only for inserting into the FLOTUS (or
nearest equivalent).

Why aren't they allowed, Carl? Are they poisonous or something?

--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 11 Dec 2006 23:55:26 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 11 Dec 2006 13:18:40 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 11 Dec 2006 02:42:32 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 10 Dec 2006 15:49:11 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 9 Dec 2006 02:27:27 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 7 Dec 2006 23:45:11 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 6 Dec 2006 22:22:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 6 Dec 2006 00:28:57 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 5 Dec 2006 15:48:50 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 4 Dec 2006 21:14:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 4 Dec 2006 02:36:37 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 2 Dec 2006 16:54:17 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ps.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
With regards to Theobold's reference to The Revolutionary Sig Wars wot
commenced in 2003, I think we should discuss an official date for
Victory Demon.Local Day, or VD Day. I'm not entirely sure when this
was, I would say probably around the time the old skoolers gave up
attacking sigs greater than 4 lines and began hiding behind their
killfiles. I can't be bothered finding out when this was at the moment,
but it must have been ages ago.

Ooooh, I used to dream of having a sig 4 lines long back in days we
lived in shoe box in middle of road.

Lucky *******, we lived in a matchbox balanced on a catseye.

Luxury. What did you have for breakfast? Cup o' hot gravel?

We should be so fortunate. A lump of coal shared among ten of us was
what we used to get.

10?!! Luxury! Bleedin' luxury!

And then we had to walk ten miles in pouring rain to work fifteen hour
shift down pit.

Luxury! No cup o' hot gravel for you!

Hah! We got beaten senseless for even dreaming about cups o' hot
gravel.

And you try telling the young people of today that.

Young people. They don't even know they're born.

They weren't in my day, Carl.

There weren't any young people in my day, Bruce. They were put to
work as soon as they could stand.

Luxury. Bleedin' luxury. In my day we had to crawl around in our
nappies.

Nappies? You were lucky. We had to be happy with used newspapers
if we could get them.

News of The World? Luxury! Especially page 3!

The only newspapers we could get were those rejected by fish 'n chip
shops as being unsuitable for wrapping food. Stains on page 3, that
sort of thing.

Nudge, nudge! Wink, wink! Say no more.

I think I know what youz mean, Bruce!

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Carl?

If not then it's a good approximation, Bruce!

Near enough is good enough or close but no cigar, Carl?

Remind me, Bruce - how close did Clintoon get with his cigar?

Dunno, Carl. Was it a Cuban?

Cuban cigars aren't allowed over here, Bruce. But the POTUS can
probably get them, even if it's only for inserting into the FLOTUS (or
nearest equivalent).

Why aren't they allowed, Carl? Are they poisonous or something?

Only if you try to smoke them, Bruce.

What? Have they got plutonium in them or something, Carl?

--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 12 Dec 2006 22:27:33 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 11 Dec 2006 23:55:26 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 11 Dec 2006 13:18:40 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 11 Dec 2006 02:42:32 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 10 Dec 2006 15:49:11 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 9 Dec 2006 02:27:27 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 7 Dec 2006 23:45:11 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 6 Dec 2006 22:22:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 6 Dec 2006 00:28:57 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 5 Dec 2006 15:48:50 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 4 Dec 2006 21:14:29 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 4 Dec 2006 02:36:37 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
On 2 Dec 2006 16:54:17 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
ps.com:

Phil Kyle wrote:
With regards to Theobold's reference to The Revolutionary Sig Wars wot
commenced in 2003, I think we should discuss an official date for
Victory Demon.Local Day, or VD Day. I'm not entirely sure when this
was, I would say probably around the time the old skoolers gave up
attacking sigs greater than 4 lines and began hiding behind their
killfiles. I can't be bothered finding out when this was at the moment,
but it must have been ages ago.

Ooooh, I used to dream of having a sig 4 lines long back in days we
lived in shoe box in middle of road.

Lucky *******, we lived in a matchbox balanced on a catseye.

Luxury. What did you have for breakfast? Cup o' hot gravel?

We should be so fortunate. A lump of coal shared among ten of us was
what we used to get.

10?!! Luxury! Bleedin' luxury!

And then we had to walk ten miles in pouring rain to work fifteen hour
shift down pit.

Luxury! No cup o' hot gravel for you!

Hah! We got beaten senseless for even dreaming about cups o' hot
gravel.

And you try telling the young people of today that.

Young people. They don't even know they're born.

They weren't in my day, Carl.

There weren't any young people in my day, Bruce. They were put to
work as soon as they could stand.

Luxury. Bleedin' luxury. In my day we had to crawl around in our
nappies.

Nappies? You were lucky. We had to be happy with used newspapers
if we could get them.

News of The World? Luxury! Especially page 3!

The only newspapers we could get were those rejected by fish 'n chip
shops as being unsuitable for wrapping food. Stains on page 3, that
sort of thing.

Nudge, nudge! Wink, wink! Say no more.

I think I know what youz mean, Bruce!

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Carl?

If not then it's a good approximation, Bruce!

Near enough is good enough or close but no cigar, Carl?

Remind me, Bruce - how close did Clintoon get with his cigar?

Dunno, Carl. Was it a Cuban?

Cuban cigars aren't allowed over here, Bruce. But the POTUS can
probably get them, even if it's only for inserting into the FLOTUS (or
nearest equivalent).

Why aren't they allowed, Carl? Are they poisonous or something?

Only if you try to smoke them, Bruce.

What? Have they got plutonium in them or something, Carl?

I heard it was polonium 201, Bruce.

Whatever, Carl. Its all the same ****.

--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen