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Step away from the cake, ma'am
Step away from the cake, ma'am
The latest follies of US airport security are pushing travellers to the limits, says Tony Allen-Mills Britons rushing to America to take advantage of the sinking dollar would do well to heed the latest US security warning. The Transportation Security Administration - also known to frequent flyers as Thousands Standing Around - has advised passengers not to travel with fruitcake. Apparently, the dense composition of "heavy" foods such as fruitcake and Christmas pudding might be mistaken for explosives by airport screening machines. A passenger whose baggage triggers an alarm might in turn be subject to intensive search procedures - and those are no laughing matter. No unsuspecting Briton flying in or out of Fortress America is safe from a poke in the groin or a fondle under the bra. While few of us begrudged the enhanced security that smothered American airports after the tragedy of 9/11, a recent tightening of already intensive screening procedures is provoking increasing passenger resistance. Here's the kind of thing you can now expect to see at any American airport. Jenepher Field, 71, a grandmother who walks with a cane, was led aside at Kansas City airport for a private inspection of her breasts. When an 83-year-old California woman was subjected to similar treatment, she complained to the screener: "For God's sake, what are you looking for? I've never had anyone do that to me before." Nor are men immune, as I learnt when flying back to Washington after a holiday in France this month. I don't really look the Arab-terrorist type - I'm blond, with blue eyes - and I was travelling with my wife and 18-month-old baby, not something your average terrorist tends to do. None of which saved me from a hand down my trousers after I was hauled aside for a random check on the gangway leading to the aircraft. I couldn't help noticing, as my wife and baby stood helplessly by and a screener peered at the metal studs on my Mexican cowboy belt, that several Arab-looking males were sauntering onto the plane. Of course, that's a racist observation, but it's also the crux of America's problem. Billions of dollars are being spent on unpleasantly invasive security procedures that are applied to who, exactly? Kansas grandmothers and blond Englishmen? The TSA responds that Al-Qaeda is almost certainly probing US airports for signs of potential weakness. If Osama Bin Laden notices that a certain group of traveller is immune from security checks, he will refine his recruiting efforts. "The suggestion that our screeners should pay less attention to grandmas and babies is like giving a free pass to terrorists," declares James Loy, former head of the TSA. I suppose it's just about possible that Bin Laden could find an American grandmother willing to board a plane with a baby packed with explosives. Yet I'm far from alone in wondering if the random nature of these checks owes more to the administration's fear of being sued for discrimination if it singles out suspect groups - single Arab males, for one. In Fortress America, a new book on post-9/11 security, Matthew Brzezinski quotes a former security director of El Al, the Israeli state airline, as laughing at American procedures. According to Offer Einav, at least 80% of airline travellers are good citizens who present no danger. El Al's system of passenger profiling aims to identify these citizens so that security resources can be concentrated on the 20% who may present a risk. "Israel's passenger profiling differed fundamentally from the American version," writes Brzezinski. "It was used not to roll the dice in the hope of ferreting out potential hijackers during a random check, but primarily to identify and eliminate honest travellers." So, what can a British family do to avoid being singled out for so-called secondary screening (look for the dreaded SSSS alert on your boarding passes)? Let me pass on a helpful tip. Choose your Christmas presents carefully. After a quick trip to Iowa earlier this year, I stopped at an antiques shop in Des Moines on my way back to the airport in the hope of adding to my collection of arcane American objects. I found a delightful tin can, covered with ancient red paint and bearing a handsome spout. It was perhaps 75 years old, and I thought it would make an unusual vase to put on the dining-room table. What I liked most about it was the yellow lettering that spelt out the word GASOLINE. I suppose some part of me knew that turning up at an American airport with a petrol can, even an old and empty one, might prove a risky venture. I figured I could persuade them that a terrorist would scarcely attempt to check in with a suitcase marked "Bomb". Well, you can imagine the rest. I missed my plane, supervisors were summoned, security lines were paralysed, and I was given a long lecture about security being no joke. I eventually got the can back to DC, but only after the captain of the next available flight agreed to take the risk of flying me. Happy trails, everyone. And stay away from the fruitcake. |
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