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I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after
I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world. I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year. I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my 'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender. I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would I reveal my country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening." This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery. Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll TV scientist, was sympathetic to me. "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid." I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered. They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius. -- Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/ scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane. And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine. My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina |
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On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:51:44 -0400, Mark wrote:
I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world. I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year. I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my 'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender. I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would I reveal my country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening." This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery. Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll TV scientist, was sympathetic to me. "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid." I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered. They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius. Copyright infringement, FukkNutZoid! -- Bob Van Gilder Broker Finance One Mortgage (530)644-5395 "I love orchids almost as much as I love young cock. Really." |
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On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:54:02 -0400, Bob Van Gilder wrote:
On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:51:44 -0400, Mark wrote: I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world. I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year. I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my 'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender. I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would I reveal my country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening." This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery. Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll TV scientist, was sympathetic to me. "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid." I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered. They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius. Copyright infringement, FukkNutZoid! Bull****, gilder. The Internet is much more like the Force, which as Obi-Wan taught us all, 'surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.' Evil Sith-Imperial complaints should not result in an individual being severed from the Force. That's clearly preposterous. *NOW GO **** YOUR MOTHER!* -- Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/ scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane. And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine. My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina |
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On 1 Apr, 19:55, Mark wrote:
On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:54:02 -0400, Bob Van Gilder wrote: On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:51:44 -0400, Mark wrote: I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world. I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year. I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my 'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender. I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would I reveal my country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening." This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery. Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll TV scientist, was sympathetic to me. "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid." I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered. They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius. Copyright infringement, FukkNutZoid! Bull****, gilder. The Internet is much more like the Force, which as Obi-Wan taught us all, 'surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.' Evil Sith-Imperial complaints should not result in an individual being severed from the Force. That's clearly preposterous. *NOW GO **** YOUR MOTHER!* -- Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/ scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane. And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine. My websitehttp://www.hosanna1.com/www.myspace.com/gayincarolina Liar, I can imagine time travel but only forwards in time as time travel to the past is paradoxical We have to believe in our own free will. We have no choice in the matter. [the fnord that ate me] If you can't see the fnords they cannot eat you. 23 |
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On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 12:09:28 -0700 (PDT), Spencer Spindrift wrote:
On 1 Apr, 19:55, Mark wrote: On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:54:02 -0400, Bob Van Gilder wrote: On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:51:44 -0400, Mark wrote: I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world. I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year. I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my 'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender. I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would I reveal my country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening." This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery. Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll TV scientist, was sympathetic to me. "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid." I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered. They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius. Copyright infringement, FukkNutZoid! Bull****, gilder. The Internet is much more like the Force, which as Obi-Wan taught us all, 'surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.' Evil Sith-Imperial complaints should not result in an individual being severed from the Force. That's clearly preposterous. *NOW GO **** YOUR MOTHER!* -- Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/ scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane. And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine. My websitehttp://www.hosanna1.com/www.myspace.com/gayincarolina Liar, I can imagine time travel but only forwards in time as time travel to the past is paradoxical We have to believe in our own free will. We have no choice in the matter. [the fnord that ate me] If you can't see the fnords they cannot eat you. 23 Go away Jewball and quit chasing me all over Usenet. Let me tell you something you little *******, and I'm only gonna tell you once. You've been libeling my posts for months and libeling me and there are people who can find out who you are in real life. When I get my hands on you I will make you eat every Goddamn word you've posted. You got that? You will be located and I will put you in the mother****ing hospital. I will ruin you for life and it's gonna hurt real ****ing bad. You've ****ed yourself son. -- Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/ scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane. And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine. My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina |
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On 01/04/2010 19:51, Mark wrote:
I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world. I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year. I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my 'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender. I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would I reveal my country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening." This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery. Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll TV scientist, was sympathetic to me. "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid." I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered. They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius. Aww, at least some Americans may now go and look up Professor Brian Cox. He's like Carl Sagan, only he played keyboards in a boyband for a bit. Of course, this is old news, there's already been a story about someone claiming to be the great, great grandson of Brian arrested at CERN on Tuesday. |
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On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 20:39:15 +0100, IMBJR wrote:
On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 14:51:44 -0400, Mark wrote: I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world. I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year. I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my 'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender. I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would I reveal my country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening." This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery. Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll TV scientist, was sympathetic to me. "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid." I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered. They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius. *yawn* ===================== Mmmm, George Clooney. I'm trying to have a decent discussion here and you come with all the *GODDAMNED* negativity, it makes me so fukking mad, why don't you grab your balls and rip them off your body, you SCUMBAG!!! ***** Mark The Angry -- Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/ scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane. And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine. My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina |
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On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:03:29 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote:
On 01/04/2010 19:51, Mark wrote: I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world. I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year. I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my 'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender. I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would I reveal my country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening." This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery. Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll TV scientist, was sympathetic to me. "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid." I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered. They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius. Aww, at least some Americans may now go and look up Professor Brian Cox. He's like Carl Sagan, only he played keyboards in a boyband for a bit. Of course, this is old news, there's already been a story about someone claiming to be the great, great grandson of Brian arrested at CERN on Tuesday. *YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?* GO **** A LIZARD, CUMBREATH* -- Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/ scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane. And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine. My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina |
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On 01/04/2010 21:16, Mark wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:03:29 +0100, Rev. Diva Schematic wrote: On 01/04/2010 19:51, Mark wrote: I was arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland after I had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world. I also claim responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year. I was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted me rooting around in bins. I explained that I was looking for fuel for my 'time machine power unit', a device that resembles a kitchen blender. I was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for my age nor would I reveal my country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening." This isn't the first time my time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery. Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll TV scientist, was sympathetic to me. "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention bloody black holes, the crazy fukknutzoid." I was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from my cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered. They know it is me, Mark(ie), the creative genius. Aww, at least some Americans may now go and look up Professor Brian Cox. He's like Carl Sagan, only he played keyboards in a boyband for a bit. Of course, this is old news, there's already been a story about someone claiming to be the great, great grandson of Brian arrested at CERN on Tuesday. *YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?* GO **** A LIZARD, CUMBREATH* If you were able to time travel, and were genuinely ****ed off with me, you could appear here now and slap me in the chops. That you haven't appeared yet is proof enough. |
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On 04/01/2010 02:54 PM, Bob Van Gilder wrote:
Copyright infringement, FukkNutZoid! And you'd think he could at least have remembered it was supposed to be Tim Tams for all and branes made of clockworks. ¬R |
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