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Test to see if you should be a helicopter pilot
Try this test to see if you should really be a helicopter pilot:
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. If your foot remains going clockwise you'll be fine. If your foot stops going clockwise you should choose a different career. Have Fun, Bart |
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Test to see if you should be a helicopter pilot
"B4RT" wrote in message ... Try this test to see if you should really be a helicopter pilot: 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. If your foot remains going clockwise you'll be fine. If your foot stops going clockwise you should choose a different career. Have Fun, Bart Oh well........ ;-) |
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Test to see if you should be a helicopter pilot
"The OTHER Kevin in San Diego" skiddz "AT" adelphia "DOT" net wrote in message What happens if your foot doesn't stop, but your left hand draws a "9" and your desk chair starts to rotate counter clockwise and you knock your coffee cup (thankfully empty) over? This is an obvious case of LTE (loss of tail motor cotrol effectiveness). Since youre in ground effect in the chair the thing you should do is chop the power (stop drinking coffee) and perform a covering auto. This is performed by placing both arms over your head until your safely on th ground and the spinning has stopped. Bart |
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Test to see if you should be a helicopter pilot
Gawd Kevin you are a natural helo pilot. My left hand drew 88 and some very
large Os just before the chair tipped over backwards and my right foot kicked a large knot on the inside of my left leg. The cat that was setting on my lap left numerous 2 inch deep gouges in my stomach trying to find sufficient traction to get out of my apparent attempt to hover without the helicopter. That said and being from California, who is responsible for all of my injuries? Can I sue B4RT? How about Gore? He is responsible for the Internet. Also now the cat won't come near me. -- Stuart Fields Experimental Helo magazine P. O. Box 1585 Inyokern, CA 93527 (760) 377-4478 (760) 408-9747 general and layout cell (760) 608-1299 technical and advertising cell www.vkss.com www.experimentalhelo.com "The OTHER Kevin in San Diego" skiddz "AT" adelphia "DOT" net wrote in message ... On Thu, 16 Feb 2006 15:35:02 GMT, "Steve R" wrote: "B4RT" wrote in message ... Try this test to see if you should really be a helicopter pilot: 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. If your foot remains going clockwise you'll be fine. If your foot stops going clockwise you should choose a different career. What happens if your foot doesn't stop, but your left hand draws a "9" and your desk chair starts to rotate counter clockwise and you knock your coffee cup (thankfully empty) over? |
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Test to see if you should be a helicopter pilot
"Stuart & Kathryn Fields" wrote in message news Can I sue B4RT? Pls don't. I hate being sued. |
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