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Old March 5th 09, 06:59 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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Default MX- SIM !! Unique entry offer!

Time to reveal an amazing secret! The all-new MX-SIM 1.0! That's right -
It's easy to be MX! You too can be MX!

Here's a hint for starters : Discard all thread orientation - this is
direct action! Favor form over content. Respond word-to-word, without
respect to context. Throw in a few three-dollar words to remain aloof.
Insinuate generously and insult directly where needed ("unsafe pilot"
remarks serve as slaps in the face - use them generously). Use PC to
feign contact with the real world (male, testosterone, emotions over
intellect ) Use copy and paste functions to invoke these facile
expressions repeatedly - (Function keys in MX-SIM 1.0 invoke these stock
phrases automatically). Above all, remain aloof - the real subject of the
discussion is secondary, even inconsequential. Deriding and insulting
other contributors is the only objective.

International Secret technique revealed!!
This intellectually advanced tactic is derived from the French "Orpheus"
theater piece by Jean Anouillh : "It's easy to appear sophisticated. You
just have to think of nothing. This is within the grasp of every woman .
.. ."

"Every woman", that was in 1945 - today it can be YOU! The tactic is
precisely to think of nothing! Insulting the adversary, on the basis of
the syntax of the preceding post, is the only objective. This is certain
to drive any well-meaning contributor up the wall, because they would
like to advance toward an understanding, a conclusion or a dialog, but
with the patented MXS technique all of these are non-starters. Use their
natural good intentions against them! Take advantage of their desire to
offer helpful dialog and information to insult and deride them. Frustrate
their attempts to foster dialog by responding only to specific syntactic
phrases. These are only a few of the techniques you will learn in the
all-new MX-SIM 1.0 package!

This simple "Amway" technique has proven so successful that usenet
contributors the world over believe that its users have intellectual
resources far above their actual capacity! That's right! You don't need
any brain at all to be MX! You too can say anything you want, directly
contradict what you said the very same day making it look as though it
was someone else who was inconsistent. Imagine the satisfaction of
insulting world renowned experts in any field - things you know nothing
about - and leaving them your gratuitous insults! This result can be
yours with the new MX-SIM 1.0 package!!

I'm so convinced of the effectiveness of this new package that I'm going
to offer you another free tip! Avoid any sense of compassion or empathy!
These defects will weaken your argument. The original MXS was an extreme
Asperger's Syndrome sufferer - a mental disease in which empathy becomes
completely impossible and which, as a result, drastically alters human
interactions. Well guess what - that total lack of emotional empathy is
often misconstrued by well-meaning victims as intellectual superiority!
You can actually make people think you are hundreds of times smarter than
you really are, simply by making it clear that you don't give a s***
about them or anyone else, and simply focusing on words!!

But I've given enough away - Now it's up to you. To benefit form a

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Proceeds will go toward therapy for MXSMANIC, and it's going to take a


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